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Sup Veeky Forums I took this girl I'm seeing on a bike ride tonight on my cbr600.

The girl's petite and short like 5'3 maybe and I'm 6'1. She looks okayish but I didn't realize she was hiding a nice juicy rack under her jacket.

I was meeting her the 2nd time so decided some contact is needed so I kept reving fast but also kept breaking pretty hard so she'd end up pressing her plump and juicy breasts into my back. I am paranoid now that she thinks I was doing it on purpose cuz she said "wow you dont know how to ride this bike with confidence" which this bitch said wrong cuz I only did it yo have her sweet thick teddies burried deep inside my back. Everytime I'd break they'd bounce like jelly and smash all the way inside my back and squish sideways like pancakes

P.S we have no kissed yet only held hands

Assuming I did actually know how to “ride the bike with confidence” I would’ve replied with a dismissive, “Oh, ok lol”

Also, I have a boner now. Thanks user.

You're welcome user, if you need help with your boner GET A GF NEET KEK

do a wheelie

Sorry brother im not african american

Just tell her you did it because you wanted her to hold you tighter.
Yeah, good.

My favorite thing to do was to give their thigh a squeeze before pinning the throttle. Then bring it up like "we hit 130mph back there" and their all like "yeh that felt fast" and then you tell em that you gave em a heads up with that thigh squeeze.

She probably has ridden with someone much more skilled than you or is a better rider herself. Either way, you’re fucking creepy.

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how do you even hold hands before you kiss lel