/pdg/ - Payday: The heist, Payday 2, and Goat Simulator General

Driving feature a shit Edition

Previous stealth heist with the incendiary arbiter : >Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/tygApnyc

>Weapon Skin Previews
pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/overkill_ilija/status/888394634145263618
youtube.com/watch?v=qwDuX6kbY-s
youtu.be/tHv0RExQsPQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

First for Framing Frames loud being fun as fuck

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i swear to god if you niggers die one more time i'm gonna shove my AMR-16 in your ass

>BKCKP

WHAT A FLAT
HE DID THE DEAL AND PARTIED AT THE SAME TIME
ARMS GOLD COKE DEAL

Maybe I have messiah and feign death.

fuck your skills
all that matters is if you can take a whole AMR in your ass boy
1600 PENN

ah we should have sneaked this there is tons of gold in this deal

WHY THE FUCK DOES HE KEEP SAYING THIS
I GOT THE BAGS OUT BAIN, WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT

>this is your average pdg-fag

Payday 2 was a mistake

Claimed 8Y3HR. Thanks.

>just now got the party hat

It wasn't the party hat.

I just learned that you can carry SIX sentries because silenced and normal sentries count as different deployables.

When is it ever useful to do this?

>just now got the pencil

It wasn't the pencil.

>just now got the Mega Clover mask

It wasn't the Mega Clover mask.

soloing the no cops in the jewelry store achievment.
2 at each window with an AI bot

/prettydedgaem/

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Reminder that only YOU can keep the thread alive

But I don't want to

>mfw i'll never get the COP masks legit

Turrets are kinda fun on death wish desu.
Wrench melee when. Instead of electrocuting people, you hit sentries to repair them and give them ammo.

>peoples bothering to make G3 skins when the rifle is even worse than the valkyria

>mfw hearing this line on loud too

?

How do we make akimbo revolvers better?

>doing jewelry store stealth with a cheater
>right as the safe opens, he spawns a cloaker

>twitter.com/overkill_ilija/status/888394634145263618
>the ww2 payday game will actually have stealth sequences

feels good man

make it fire 1 shot per mouse click
firing both is retarded
if i wanted only 6 shots, i would just use 1 revolver

Too bad you can't put revolvers as primaries. Double deagles would be sweet.

No we don't need to. In fact they should be nerfed, having their concealment this high despite having big ass weapon mods is bullshit

>spend half an hour trying to make my akimbo crosskill hit 80 damage so they're not shit,
>discover it doesn't matter since a bullet will be wasted anyway

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Anyone got a good dodge shotgun build?

>mfw still no Bonnie lewds

Thanks black politician of sneaky heists for the sneaky code

>mfw nobody hears the screams of guards when killing them in stealth with incendiary weapons

>"A nice stash of used Dinars, good find."

Another good thread that's almost dead! Let's get it going again! Move your ass!

Whos your favourite heister and why is it not Bonnie?

Which heister do you hate the most?

Who has the best pager lines?

Who has the worst pager lines?

Should wolf's voice actor be replaced, or should they keep holding out in hopes of the old one to return?

If Keanu Reeves were to voice John Wick, should they replace his old immitation voice actor?

And of course:
>dodge vs armour, No items, wolf only, final destination. Who's wins?

>Whos your favourite heister and why is it not Bonnie?
Favourite heister is Hoxto Boxto, because I played him from the start. And because I honestly forget Bonnie is an option. Seriously who lays Bonnie?

>Which heister do you hate the most?
Sydney. Constantly refers to how "crazy and insane" she is, but really doesn't act like it. Compare that to wolf, who barely mentions how insane he is, but instead comes out via his actions and voicelines.

>Who has the best pager lines?
Tony. "What? Everybody masurbates on the job. You too! I fucking saw you!" Get me everytime.

>Who has the worst pager lines?
Bodhi. I really hate his flat voice acting and surfer attitude.

>Should wolf's voice actor be replaced, or should they keep holding out in hopes of the old one to return?
Hold out. The new "it's a motherfucking medi" fits wolf better than the old one. And they have managed to make his safe house pager lines work. I can wait until they get the old voice actor back, even if it takes another year....

>If Keanu Reeves were to voice John Wick, should they replace his old immitation voice actor?
Yes, no doubt. Though I don't think reeves will do it though after some bad VA experiences for games.

And of course:
>dodge vs armour, No items, wolf only, final destination. Who's wins?

>wolf only
My sides.

Houston because I want to impregnate him
Shitney
>Stealth
>Steath
Stop fucking a corpse, Ulf's dead Jim
>Implying
Wolf

Bump

>Favourite
Jiro, love the white suit.
>Hate
No one really. Bonnie's voice gets tiring but its ok.
>Bet pager lines
Jiro, always cracks me up that he answers in Japanese and yet the guard doesn't ring the alarm.
>worst pager lines.
Eh, any of the "normal" answers.
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>Wick
I like wick's voice. Never saw the movie though.
>dodge versus armour
armour.

somebody wanna do cheevos?

>jiro, love the white suit

Oh god yes. The white suit, plus a bloody Rasmus mask makes for such a good Hotline Miami Russian

Whos your favourite heister and why is it not Bonnie?
I use Jimmy because he's a fun character, but I go through Jacket, Jiro for listening and practicing jap and sometimes Dallas for that AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Which heister do you hate the most?
Probably Bodhi but I'm not so sure. I don't really hate any heister, I either like them, am neutral towards them or just don't know them well enough.
Potential candidates for that are Bodhi, Clover, or Sydney.

Who has the best pager lines?
Jiro for japanese pager lines and Jacket for the answering machine style.

Who has the worst pager lines?
Sydney's old meme recycling.

Should wolf's voice actor be replaced, or should they keep holding out in hopes of the old one to return?
Last I've heard Ulf's throat's been doing better again, but he's not part of overshill anymore, so not sure.
I'd like the latter over the former though.

If Keanu Reeves were to voice John Wick, should they replace his old immitation voice actor?
Yeah, the voice actor for Wick is pretty generic so it would pretty much be a straight upgrade.

And of course:
>dodge vs armour, No items, wolf only, final destination. Who's wins?
Dodge is pretty much superiour than armour on several fronts, but I still like armour more.

never thought of doing a HM look with Jiro. Might be fun, thanks for the idea.
I use the Tony mask on scarface. for reasons obvious
I use this on Jiro in Stealth

Cloacker confirmed to be the worst unit of the game

prove me wrong

What's good, heisters? New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Saint Francis (voff_1)
- Target Practice: Submachine Gun (smg_100_kills)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Nu Muny (daily_dosh)
Brought to you by Sydney.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>Whos your favourite heister and why is it not Bonnie?
Sokol. Made the BFG, is calm and collective, signature gun is awesome, best voicelines.

>Which heister do you hate the most?
Probably Bohdi, seems like an absolute douche most of the time.

>Who has the best pager lines?
Sokol.
>"Thought I saw a badass, but it was just reflection in mirror."

>Who has the worst pager lines?
Sydney, despite the fact that she's my favorite female heister

>Should wolf's voice actor be replaced, or should they keep holding out in hopes of the old one to return?
Hold on, unless they could find some doppelganger voice actor.

>If Keanu Reeves were to voice John Wick, should they replace his old immitation voice actor?
Definitely. Loved John Wick movies, would be happy if he voiced himself.

>dodge vs armour, No items, wolf only, final destination. Who's wins?
Armour. Dodge only works so well for so long; Armour builds tend to fair better for sustained firefights.

>page 9

When using your primary as an anti-shield/dozer weapon what considerations should be taken for HE shotgun vs grenade launcher?

IIRC You will need ammo bags to replenish your primary such as the explosive bows or GL40. HE primary shotguns can pick up ammo from dead enemies like normal, albeit at a lower drop rate.

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Got BHXGZ, thank you!

/pdg/ bragging about the legendary skins they unboxed when ?

Wait, so am I retarded or is there no way to install workshop skins? I can't find a subscribe button anywhere.

>6BRFR-HUEHUE
Thanks. post dick pic

>unboxing ever
just sell the safe for free steambux each week

The GL40 picks up ammo too though.
It also deals a shitload more damage than any HE shotgun does, you either have about 200 damage with a high damage shotgun, 120 with the medium ones and 80 with the lower ones, while the GL40 deals 1300.

>9B6Y9
You're a good person.
Thank you.

It's like the CSGO workshop. It's their for people to submit, and if the devs like it, they'll include it in a community safe.

I'm a terrible person, but thanks anyway.

>trash rep for the trash site
Not the CS rep we need but the one we deserve

Anyone willing to do that Long Fellow trophy? I am tired of trying to make pub scrubs to cooperate.

Took the first one. Thanks!

Post ID or go in the chat, will help you

The one day I'm not in here two loads of codes get dropped.

Being this new is suffering.

This looks tight as fuck

Page de la 10

>youtube.com/watch?v=qwDuX6kbY-s

is he right ?

Do you still need help

How come the XP gain of Safehouse Raid has such a steep gain between VH and OK?

Because is OVK is the regular the actual Normal

do i detect a f2p shitter

Paday to any of the shitters here needing the Queen Secret E3 mask

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>just now got the mega sydney mask

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How do you activate this?

on steam click games at the top then activate product on steam

Then I'd check your gear because you're wrong as shit m8

Pro tip: if you're having trouble handling the motorcyles on The Biker Heist, just drive them in reverse.

>7EWTW

So what's your excuse for not using the balaclava for all your heists ?

The man bun with a cable tie sucks.

this.

>caring about damage with weapons that can be boosted to infinite power by skills
>not just using the berettas for ammo efficiency

Guys how do I get infinite marks?

I love the mask and I really want more. How can I get them?

Asking for a friend btw.

>F9GA3-IXKTK-DRCHV
Thanks!

Couldn't you just pretend damage numbers are doubled and total ammo is halved and make your build accordingly?

The hell this means

He wants more than one mask of the same type.

Ron is a liberal cuck

youtu.be/tHv0RExQsPQ

It wasn't the Mega Sydney mask.

>niggers talking about speech patterns
o i am laffin

Marks are part of the normal drop pool.

You get one for free and then you have to farm cards for more.

>page 9

ded

>page 10

Why did they have to make Dallas the default character? Now everyone immediately thinks of retards when they see him.