/ink/ - Splatoon General

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Who else /shit/ here?

yes

thinking about it will only make him harder lol

>some charger mains mad that the stages are more closed and don't allow them to camp from half away across the map in peace

>mfw all these walls and slopes just help me gimp with blaster easier

HAHA THANKS CHARGERFAGS

how can you unlock her

How fresh am I?

Finish the campaign I'd reckon.

>Rainmaker is in our base but we're winning
>Rain maker is close to the ledge
>try and grab it to kill myself and reset it
>lol turns out I didn't grab it and kill myself anyway
>the other guys get it and dunk it
Or
>team mates don't know the shortcuts
Especially the one in Mainstage

I rate that "purveyor of Annie's endless backwards caps"/10

When people say the Squid Sister Amiibo unlock music, what do they mean?

I've been searching for a half hour and haven't found the source. I might honestly kms

Ranch vs cool ranch

>tfw Callie will never rape you
Why even live bros?

reminder that autobombs have no weakness

Post woomies

nigga just run away

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Speaking of bombs, how are the new ink mines? Still useless?

lame

whats the squelcher for?

Silly user. Dumb, naive sluts like her are meant for getting raped, not raping.

Why are Norimaki 750s so much easier to get than actual Yeezys

do inklings canon crossdress?
like they decide to be a girl one day and change their tentacles and mannerisms for it?

doesn't that make this game pushing the trans agenda on kids?

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You are legit overthinking it user

you need to just bait them to explode and pull out.
however if you're fighting a dude that's way harder

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You need to stop going to /pol/
That being said, there are very feminine clothes you can wear as a boy. I love it

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non lethal unless you're very low. 35 anywhere in the radius
but they reveal everyone in it's radius with an echolocator and an icon similar to the one you get when it detonates appears for you. it has no time limit.

pretty okay.

Prostate stimulation

*icon similar to when you splat someone appears when it detonates, sorry.

On inkblot I always see asshole rapid blasters setting them on the side drop offs, shit sucks if you're trying to get away from the main area.

How are people making such good drawings? at least the wii U had a tablet

capacitave stylus bro

Not after that mindbreak she experienced.

The Switch IS a tablet

With a capacitive stylus, that one Pokken pad program, or a lot of time.

Also, hey, has the polar opposite of colors from my gear. Pretty neat, but I'm gonna have to beat you up now. Sorry, it's a gang war thing.

does the 3ds stylus or any of these work? or it has to be some special one

so wha ti do ittake my dick out and swipe in the screen

Soo... What was even the point of Octavio mind controlling Callie?

wanna use my face as your tablet? n..no homo

afaik, the 3ds/wii u styluses aren't capacitive
so yes you'll need a special one

raping woomy

Can't he only be defeated by the Squid Sisters singing? Put one out of commission and he can't lose.

I guess you've got a point. Can't rape the willing.

Is it just me or does the dodge with the dual squelchers not give it a damage boost like with dualies? I don't notice a difference

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he has a major weakness to their music
also octo culture is secretly obsessed with inklings, which is why they mimic their women and try to steal their power
so he nabs the weaker half of the duo and tries to turn that weakness into a strength by rallying his people, hence the packed stadium where you fight

that or he engineered the entire conflict to have an encore show with them
which is why all three are just hanging out in the end credits

Squid pussy.

Exposed shoulders are the best shoulders and the discount Yeezy's are great shoes

forgot pic

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hey granma

I want to hug Marie and cuddle her tenderly.

>reached professional SR grade

Last session went really well, managed the front lines with the roller, shot the tails on grillers with the blaster, providing long-range support with the heavy splat. I may not have collected the most eggs, but I killed bosses and managed mooks

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visual list of all gear yet?

>want to main splatling or blaster so I can support with area denial
>team is too shit to take advantage of mists or cornered enemies
>switch to trusty splattershot so I can just be decent all around
>a rank in all modes
>get fucked when I try to use my other weapons
>stuck with splattershot til I git gud
Oh well, at least it feels a lot better to use now. At least until they give splashwalls to shit that doesn't deserve it.

Is Ink saver main a good ability? I want those Punk Whites from SplatNet but I already have one ordered with Special Charge up. Which one do I get?

>>team mates don't know the shortcuts
>Especially the one in Mainstage
There are short cuts? I know there's side-passages both via the grating to and the wall on the lower level, but shortcuts?

Still searching for ideal shoes.

>tfw the only weapons to get the sprinkler are shit

Depends on the weapon but is usually a good all around choice.

Moto boots maybe?

Yeah, some kinda boots.

The octoling boots would go well with it, but dunno if it's in the game

Black punk boots or Octo boots is what I'd recommend.

>tfw wanna draw stuff but i'd have to find my capacitive stylus
>and i play in docked mode
>so i'd have to get the switch out of the dock
ugh
i would honestly rather be a lazy fuck and see someone draw inkling jenny

Just got the game today. What's the best weapon? I hear rollers are terrible now and ink armor is pretty OP

>what is .96

I'm having fun with the dualies. The acrobatic roll is pretty awesome.

The first gun you get is, as always, the best.

Lol imagine being this lazy

How are your Turf War games? Also 5-6 Aero sprays?

Bost go to weapon for gamemodes
>Turf war
Inkbrush
>Splatzones
Krak-On roller
>Rainmaker
Splat-Dualies
>Tower Control
N-ZAP '85

please guys i need to know

Last might I learned that writing smut is pretty fun. Why are these squids so lewd?

need more ideas for squidlewds

Guys, I have an idea.

Dualie mini gatlings.

Anyone who chooses ketchup over mayo is a subhuman.

>Inkbrush
>Not Octobrush

On mainstage you can go through the right up a box and to a raised platform where you can jump into the goal with the rain maker

Yes, correct and correct
tri-slosher is the most overpowered shit right now, you get it at 15
tentatek (lvl 4?) is as good as ever

keep in mind that the devs are full aware of these balance issues as shown in the last update, where most bullshit weapons got (ever so slightly)) nerfed. A major balance update is coming up in August, probably some time after splatfest.

>wanting to go slow

So KOSMOS?

Octo has autos