Dota 2 general /d2g/

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1st for 23-24 mill prediction

Will we have get our thread pinned for one day like last year or for the the main event?

Roaming CK

>According to Troll Warlord's lore, Trolls live in matriarchys
>That means female trolls must be as strong as male trolls if not stronger
>mfw still no strenght female troll hero

>pick spirit breaker
>press q every time it's off cooldown
>win

>TI afterparty
>Party Rockers in the house tonight starts playing

>Infamous walks on stage
>DE SPA CITO starts playing

VEO QUE ERES MALICIA CON DELICADEZA

when do the GOOD shitposts start

I'm saving strats till TI

They're already here

好消息LFY的Inflame和Monet都过签了 不然中国队损失太大了
>ONLY 4 DAYS UNTIL TI7
wat wat wat?? I thought it starts at 8/7
I was not preparing for that..

>win 3 captain mode games
tell me how to do it solo

It will probably just go over 24m

That's main stage perhaps? Groups start on the 2nd

you solo get 4 friends and then queue captain's mode together

any dotamons with good repertoire
asking for... uuhhh... a friend

In due time my dotard child, in due time

For the thread will be silent up until the start of TI7, and whence the first image of Sean "Day9" Plott appears on screen underscored as "Host of the International" based face bros of the 'CV will rise from the ashes like a phoenix and shitpost this board into oblivion no Far seer could ever dream of

and then there will be nowhere to hide

TFW Nahaz will never give you his cummies :(

Dark Seer carry is the next meta.

How so?
It's because of his +120 damage at level 15.
Where else are you going to get +120 damage?
2 sacred relics? thats expensive isn't it?
Now imagine if dark seer got echo sabre... hmm that's +240 damage. Almost like DIVINE RAPIER!

What else?
Free chasing ability?

What chasing ability you say? I mean, look. He can be permanently hasted which is as annoying as old lycan or old mom jugg/trolll.
He can slow and vacuum whoever wants to fuck with him.

He got evasion talent and with radiance (which suites with this build) he can get aroundd 30% evasion!

By this fact, there no doubt that Right Click Dark Seer (RCDR) or Focused Attack Gameplan (FAG) is the next meta.

I need a tiny version of this

sounds neat

what if carry dazzle

Is Matu going to skip BKB on Sven this year and get 12th place again ?

>tfw all assassins are agililty

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This is shit.

Techies gets a +250 DAMAGE talent and he has the LONGEST BASE RANGE in the game. Just build carry techies and use mines to clear waves and you will win no matter what.

>tfw that was my edit
Well maybe if more of you lads put one in

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>TI soon
>tfw don't give a fuck about dota and just want to uninstall life

im so close to being back where i belong

thanks d2g for helping me get this far
wish me luck in my next two games to the golden 4k bracket

I can't trust you, sorry

I'm black

Accurate, nigger

>7 kills, 29 deaths and 2017 assists

that game was fun as fuck I suppose

Guys I figured out ranked, just pick the role your team doesn't want (almost always support/offlane) and pick a hero that counters enemy heroes. In 4k literally all you need to do is win via team comp and if you fill every game you will win.

>he isn't a masterdrafter

If cuckolding is the smart man's fetish, what is the smart man's hero?

>>>>>>>>>>>golden 4k bracket
fucking lel

>says he wants to "uninstall life"
>still comes to d2g claiming for attention

explain this behavior

k

I'm new at the game. What are the heroes that scream "tryhard" in this game? I just want to have fun.

if you just want to have fun pick whoever you feel like it, and don't care if someone thinks you're playing a "tryhard" hero

invoker

yfw it's gonna be another ti victory for china

Stop posting worst tic

it's the thinking man's fetish, not smart man

echo sabre 3x bf 2x daedalus is legit

Invoker
Anyone with pets/micro intensive. Meepo and Chen are probably the best examples.

>2k lich who goes 1/10 and builds mask of madness
>2k mid
why captains mode matchmaking is so fucking bad

I think Meepo is the most relaxing hero in the game to play and I play my best Meepo while drunk. All you need is mechanics, you don't actually need to think about what you're doing ever. Just go on autopilot and let your muscle memory win games.

NP is pretty comfy but i wish that i actually could win games with him

invoker is not a tryhard hero, it's a 4fun pub hero

tryhard is spamming naga siren lack rtz did to farm mmr, that's the definition of tryharding

spectre is a tryhard hero

>he doesn't know the joy of plugging a girls phat butt

>int ranked
>calibrate 3.8k
>all 3.9k+ avg games are complete fucking clown shows
>at least one game ruiner EVERY game
>all low-mid 3k games
>people pick supports and respect lane choices
>ppl are nice and try to win
>they are dogshit but they don't get in the way of me happily carrying them
>fuck peru

upvote please

NOOOOO IT'S SEA'S YEAR

>How the fuck did all that happen in only 15:15?

unsuscribed

I wanna plug their butts

And thus the cycle continues

>he doesn't know the TI7 script

The West has to win for the cycle to continue dumbass

>That new OG logo

Jesus talk about selling out.

Let's keep making these feelsguys. I made the OG, EU and USA one but more needs to be made. Someone else made pic related which I didn't feel like they needed it since planet numale weren't in TI7.

Also I guess this needs to be recolored.

OG shattered the cycle by winning two Valve events in a row.

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guys i miss my ex

why do peruvian play on the US server again? I'm sure they have better ping at there own server .

she's right next to me i'll pass on anything you wanna say

the cycle is only true for ti retard

>being this retarded
Its for TI not majors

I do think the blue looks a lot better than green However

Requesting the vector of the OG redbull logo.

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fly needs a bigger nose

not sure but i think it's they want to avoid other peruvians and shitskins from other countries like argentina and brazil
btw most of them are retarded 10-15 year olds in pc cafes skipping school

Bigger nose

im stealing this gustav

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WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE STATS DIES

God I hate Nahaz so much

Why can't he just die of old age or get Alzheimer's or something?

apparently he's only in his 40's

user, what exact emotion or message is being communicated by this feelsguy?

>synderen 14/0/8

is this an alternative reality?

Confirmed new. Go to /sp/ during an event to understand.

bittersweet memories
i love you & hate you
at the very same time

>synd level 12, doesn't have Focus Fire

Is this a new WR meme?

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Blogging update, I played support zeus.

It was fun, we won.