/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

HOW MANY TIMES DOES IT TAKE BEFORE YOU REALIZE HE'S A SHITTER NUKE?

>saronsen causes a revolution round to end in less than 10 minutes

god bless

VG is the best with random name and random apperances.
No static fag waifu fuck husbando shit defense squads to come to your aid.
Just you, your wits, and the competition.

Can't get more puritan than that.

Deadmin saronsen pls

Saronsen needs less abilities or fucking removed.

Atleast know what the fuck the things you use do before fucking up everything.

>the logs that round
It's clear who the shitmin is out of the ones who were online

What did he do? Its always fun to laugh at admin fuck ups.

summoned mister clean and it broke the server

summoned nar sie before the round started making it so the shuttle was docked at roundstart

>All those simultaneous deadmin requests on the forum for Saronsen

hhmmm

REVS NEXT ROUND
[17:17:46]ADMIN: MOD: Saronsen/(Donna Mccune) : i guess we're forcing revs next round
CHECK THE LOGS
SARONSEN ALREADY RUINING THE GAME WITH META

this is a dumb mistake, but what has saronsen actually done that's bad? he didn't ban leonid
remove ketchup before removing saronsen

DO IT

[17:17:29]ADMIN: PM: ArthurDentist/(Hailee Mathews)->Ch0c0latem00se/(Russel Kepplinger): well the joke was that nothing was supposed to happen
[17:17:36]ADMIN: PM: ArthurDentist/(Hailee Mathews)->Ch0c0latem00se/(Russel Kepplinger): no matter what anyone voted
[17:17:43]ADMIN: PM: ArthurDentist/(Hailee Mathews)->Ch0c0latem00se/(Russel Kepplinger): but then >saronsen happened weew

Shots fired

i forgot to deadmin when i was deathsquaded

and gibbed solarious

>gets told not to bus
>does it anyway

DEADMIN

Make your static with this and post it in the thread!
rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator

By an experianced admin who's been around for way longer than him too
Hmm........

>make your static so I can metagrudge circlejerkers

>pomf bows to Shiggypiggy
>In contact with aliens
>possesses autistic-like abilities
>controls Veeky Forums with an iron but fair fist
>owns waifus & drugs globally
>direct descendant of the Genghis Khan blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Shiggygrad will be be the first city)
>owns 99% ofDNAediting research facilities on Earth
>first designer babies will in all likelihood be Shiggypiggy babies
>said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented erotic role-playing with him
>he owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>you likely have Shiggybots inside you right now
>the Shiggypiggy is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>he learned fluent English and Kamasutra in under a week
>nation states entrust their waifu reserves with the Pig. There’s no waifus in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Shiggypiggy
>is about 3 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>in reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet, but I suspect he wants to fuck your waifu.
Pic related is the anime-ized face of your new overlord.

jesus avada

>Just you, your wits, and the competition.
>the competition.
Yuck.

this is why i vote deff

All the nuke ops had the same last name... were they metagaming?

yeah, you should file a ban request

I'm new I think my stupidity can be excused

questions:
where did two sec hardsuits in armory disappear to
why was the detective dressed in pajamas and wearing a balaclava

I'll look into it

remove weighted vote for fucks sake

When the round starts the op leader selects a last name for the whole team, they then get to try to blend in as Aaron Niggerdicks

question
do MoMMI bots care if opening a door allows someone without access to slip through?

No, but in the event someone is clearly trying to get in, its best to go in via the pipe network instead to avoid interaction.

if you open a door its open, if a carbon slips while you go, who cares, don't impede or facilitate and you are fine.

MoMMIs should use pipes, those who don't should be toolboxed to death

I think we should finally get around to removing layered pipes.

>he didn't ban leonid
>Banning someone who metagamed, twice, is a bad thing
Should we just give mentally deficient people a free pass on everything? Just literally let them do whatever they want?

How do you think Sawbones got admin?

Admins thought it would be funny.

Post a picture of someone who you think best resembles your static and have others guess who they are!

LOL THE FORUMS
looks like the waifu brigade is kicking up shit again

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>2 deadmin requests at once

How will he recover from this

waifus were a mistake

>Don't call me 'nigga'

LOL

SARONSEN IN FULL DAMAGE CONTROL MODE
NUKLEAR B L O W N T H E F U C K O U T

Nuke will do nothing, just like every other time saronsen has done something retarded

shoutouts to our boy foster putting the screws to saronsen

Link?

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=3885

i feel like i'm missing something
how exactly is saronsen a waifu?

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>inb4 pain bans bitter
put me in the screencap

Is the reason why saronsen won't get punished because he is nukes furry erp partner?

BitterVanilla is toxic to the community and has been banned so they may focus on their mental health, please do not look into the matter further

>Even if it wasn't meant to happen, they asked for this.

Nuke's rapist more like

bitter is a staticnaming waifu, saronsen plays validbots pretty much all the time

>moving from greytide to validbot
what does he even play for?

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>imagine being this big of a tard

Are they a long term waifu?

>greytide

Nigga what. I played assistant maybe my first two days here back in 2015, and played Engineer and a ton of cyborg after that. Now it's pretty much just cyborgs.

Which is worse
>asking to not be called nigga
or
>calling them nigga any way

Please remember, the admin keeping Saronsen around is Nuke. The same nuke who said he bans people for no reason.

>saronsen plays validbots
No, he plays gimped humans.

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>grippers in exchange for borgs being as vulnerable to atmospherics as humans
>but also on a lawset

I thought his retardation in OOC was just an admin persona holleeee shit

worth it

Jesus fucking christ how embarrassing. Deadmin soon I hope

One issue though user.

Grippers are beyond dead and nothing short of bribing jknlpr will work.

QUIT COMPLAINING THE ROUND DIDNT LAST LONG ANYWAY >=(

Bittervanilla pls go.

just how butthurt are you?
those are 5 minutes you'll never get back.

Has saronsen ever apologized for any of his fuck ups or is he always in the "fuck you im right" attitude whenever he acts like an autist?

FREE LEONID
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saronsen and nuke pls go

honestly

remove nuke
remove pain
make sawbones headmin

Sawbones for headmin

im not right

but still fuck you

I never said saronsen isn't a nigger.
Being an admin on an ss13 serb is the most boring job i can think of.

I would probably go play bay or d20 if this ever happened.

Has saronsen handled a ban that wasn't self requested yet?

>someone who doesnt have a dozen permabans a month is a bad thing

mustard pls

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Neet Weaboo? Is that you?

Static-Names should be valid.

y/n?

That is a terrible idea!

No. Static names help add to roleplay. Nobody wants to be forced into being a purple haired 255/255 nigger named Urist Stall.

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