Be young

>be young
>can't afford dream supercar
>be middle aged
>can now afford dream supercar
>lol midlife crisis

>be young
Buy an affordable Porsche Cayman S and fuck old age

>buy fire hazard VW

My Porsche seems to me a good place to die

>be young
>have one recently released car you really want
>wait a few years until you get a higher job
>depreciation kicked in yo
>???
>buy dream car thats now insanely cheaper
>profit

alternatively

>buy shitbox with huge potential
>slowly upgrade and replace everything you can on it
>wait till you get a higher paying job and buy a turbocharger
>after several years youll have something that outperforms your dream supercar anyway
>order bodykit if the aesthetic isn't good enough for you to justify not just buying your dream supercar
>???
>profit

>be young
>own 90s-early 2000s turbo jap trap
>drive it forever and slowly upgrade it and tune it perfectly for your driving style
>not be a consumer whore

I think it's only a midlife crisis if you buy it after your kids leave home.
Otherwise, full speed ahead.

what if you're italian and kids don't leave home until 35

Better get one with a ramp.

lol