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>half a minute until Moray Towers Rainmaker match ends
>opponent is currently winning 62-85 and carrying rainmaker towards our side
>map covered with enemy ink
>two of my teammates dead
>enemy not only has a charger, but the fucking memE-liter already purched on the opposite side and ready to kill anyone in the center
>managed to pull off very specific moves with remaining alive teammate and win by skipping 40 distance with the Rainmaker in the same way you can in Splatoon 1
>mfw
I guess this path never got nerfed.

Which results screen format did you like better, /ink/?

strawpoll.me/13552442

I want to sexually abuse Callie until she breaks down in tears!

Splat 2 easily. It's better to see who is participating overall.

I wish that it counts deaths, kills, and assists

>used nintendo points to buy spla2n wallpapers
>realized that I can't change wallpaper because unauthenticated windows 10
>oh well

I would prefer a mix of the two, but I do like splatoon 2s default a bit more, mainly because special usage stats are neat imo.

protect ugly girls

Pearl and Marina amiibo pls

It should have as much information as the app i.e. indicate what is assists and kills, tell you how many deaths and I guess they can keep the super thing

It's better than Splatoon's but only barely until it matches SplatNet

Don't worry bro i'll snipe that charlie

Man do I love Tentamissles

She would even the k you for it
>thanks for making me feel so good DJ!
>I don't know what you did, but I'm suddenly happier now!
We uhh... used your glasses you got on to uhh reflect your useless brainwaves back to the pleasure centers of your brain
>Sheldon says that all my brainwaves are useless!
That's very nice, why don't you go plug in that zapfish over there. Make sure you reach the plug way down at the bottom of the wall.
>she bends over willingly, the poofy shorts stretched tight around her supple bum. Who knew that squids kept up such a tight glutes workout, let alone keep up anything?

I had a match likes that in TC
>Moray Towers
>enemy push the tower to 7 or so
>I'm in despair
>keep playing and spamming 'This way'
>get 2 triples and my team rides the Tower to knockout whilst I'm hunting the fourth

I’m finally starting to be both fresh and functional.

Has the Manemi posting begun again? I miss that artist

Sadly not, I just had this saved because cute. Have some cute squids to make up for the lack of Manemi on my harddrive.

I have no faith in charger players anymore. I'm dancing around with enemies in plain sight all around me. I can see his laser but he kills absolutely none of them.

Enemy jumping in and he's fully charged. Somehow still misses.

He's been camped in one spot and finally has his chance to shine as the Rainmaker or Tower comes towards him. He fails to stop their push

>tfw I get paired with shitters even in the high ranks
the ride never ends

Is splashdown the best?!

>liking tentamissiles
Literally crutch specials

I'm finally S in all modes. I'm almost away from all the scrubs

Post cute Woomys

I feel pain that that sleepy spaghetti isn't me

It's actually possible to get S+ already? I thought those ranks are barren at the moment.

No I you're not.

getting more populated but you'll play the same people over and over again

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>buying something you can freely get off a google search
How retarded are you?

why is there no brainwashed Callie hentai yet?

S lobbies were filling up pretty fast before, S+ seems fine too at the moment
EU is probably pretty dead though

>tfw Marina will never fart down your throat as you eat out her anus

Cute spaghetti

here's my tryhard ranked setup.
I think it's still cute.

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Have some cute woomy art.
I really need to get more MF inkling pics they're so cute, I only have yuri on my hd right now.

>had 500+ points
>wallpapers cost 50
>didn't want anything else
>points expire in a week or two
What else was I supposed to do with them?

I will literally never understand fart fetishism

Honestly it's for the best that I can't talk to randoms through voicechat, because I want to strangle these braindead retards. Every fucking time I clear out enemies so we can push they fucking stay behind like they're scared to cap the zone.

Shotas should not be allowed to be this cute!
They're basically just asking for me to pin them down, kiss them, and then stick my penis into their soft pink buttholes!

I had some on my comp, but it's broken so I cant

you took that further than I was expecting user

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What do you care about when you go out to battle /ink/ ?
strawpoll.me/13572827

>run over someone with the octobrush by accident and kill them
GET OUTTA MY FUCKING WAY

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I want the sweater to be a turtleneck with ninja squid, and my beret has ink resist, which I need, and I need shoes with swim speed up to balance

Settle down

look harder

>those 2 woomies will never ride past you and hit you with a baseball bat
End my life now my dudes

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Who wants a shittly drawn inkling?

I wrote a bit up there
*even thank you for it
Should I continue?

calm down homo

>not being the freshest you can be but caring about ablities so you can be good at battles
Losing aint fresh.

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What jacket is that?

Does anyone here miss the Jungle Fedora?

Calm down user. Squid boys are for gentle caring and love making, not raping. You can leave that for the woomies.

smd squidbois cant compete with the BOT

Reminder that octopi have bundles of neurons in their tentacles that act as secondary brains which can act on their own

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I prefer being as good as I can be, and then trying to make a fresh kit around that.
But I am a tryhard

me

i should draw shota lewds some time..

You people weren't hit the right amount of times as children

I just dress for freshness until I get some snails. Then I'll start worrying about abilities I add on to my already fresh set

reminder that octopi are also the undisputed masters of camouflage

There's more than you think, but less than you'd hope. An user said they were working on something a few threads back at least.

Crush the woomy

things went from zero to real fucking gay pretty quick

only as a shitter detector, and for the "ugliest squid" contests back in the old ink days

Woops, didn't mean to namefag

>shirt that I like has good stats

sexually?

No. Violently.

You could always try your luck in the drawthreads.

unbelievable

You did it again

holy squit, every single ranked S and A lobby is 90% ketchup, goblin jizz is going to get annihilated in NA

If Woomies are Women, does that mean that Mies are Men?

Remember it's not exclusively a popularity contest!

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true, it involves wins
and if the top of ranked is all ketchup, guess who will be carrying wins

Spaghettis are boys

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No, men are spaghetties

You are mistaken if you think s+ means what it did in splat1. I'm still getting aeromemers at this rank.

Aerofags

fucking spags need to be bullied

Ugh someone told me mobile networks worked for this game but they don't. At least for my mobile network anyway.
How do they expect you to play this on the go? Unfortunately for me it's my only way of cinnecting to the Internet so I guess I'm fucked unless I find some sort of workaround

(This thread didn't show up when I searched for it initially).

>Doesn't use pixiv the post
I legit feel bad for you

Tips for maining Splattershot Jr? What sort of setup do I want?

I've pretty much given up on every other weapon.

I had to fucking give up for the night, 80% of the time I've been getting fucked over on ranked by being in a team that doesn't know how these battles work. I can't carry the rainmaker by myself every match.

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God I wanna violate his asshole so badly

Oh shit I never thought about playing this on the go with mobile network. I'm gonna try it out.

What would Marina's tentacles feel like against my smooth, bare skin?