League of Legends General - /lolg/

Do you main mordekaiser ?

That sounds wonderful. There's nothing wrong with sex between siblings as long as it's consensual.

Excuse me, but that's my wife.
Please don't post about my wife again.
Thank you.

>pixelbutts fell for the new thread meme

you better have made her happy you cunt

Alright let's try this again. This time it won't be so close to the end of the thread.

Rate, hate, masturbate.

No I main twitch

Draaaaaaven!
Coolest guy!
I'm plat now, awesome!

congratz

Ahaha, sorry, bud, you're delusional. That's MY wife. Always has been, always will be.

I dont believe you
Mordekaiser's player base has a history for sister fucking

I'm probably gonna kill myself but im just too pussy to do it without a deadline, here's the deal, if I don't reach gold (unironically bronze 5) by the end of the season i'll end my life along with it. Why should I live if I suck at the only hobby I ever had in my life?

C'mon, user...

what the fuck happened to my scoreboard

if i have to reinstall to fix this again im going to sudoku

>take my turret early
>go into other lanes to take down the remaining tier 1
>mid and bot ping me back because they don't want me to take their farm
lel

You have good taste. Also, you're cute.

Where's shibbs when you need her...

find another hobby

being a e-girl and getting carried in overwatch

>mirrored map/team icons
deserve whatever is happening t b h

hextech repair tool ya dingus

you'd be an alright autistic splitppusher

I don't know how to tell you this, kid, but that's MY wife you're posting pictures of. So please stop.

Sh-shut up, user! Not in public...

so thats how it is.... we've been betrayed............................................................................................................

yeah yeah, but we're gonna need some ign on that prommese mate

I don't think I can do this to anyone including myself anymore user.

Cancer Incarnate/10

You're in my lane, bro.

Is shen supposed to beat nasus super bad?

I know I outduel the shit out of him early, mid game can be up in the air, but late I just spirit refuge whoever he goes to cane and he gets real sad

How does nasus win that matchup? E max and just mega push when I roam/ult to snowball other lanes?

not the first time, sadly

>tank meta
>pick ww top
>build the right items
>be a killing machine
feels good man

xth for Syndra

I don't know what bandwagon you rode in on, guy, but Riven is MY. WIFE. You can go find someone else to crush on, but regarding my wife, that's all it will be: a crush. So go away.

>10 minutes into the game
>jungler ganks three times
>support roams top
>midlaner roams top
>wow everyone's been top but the vayne
>vayne comes top

poppy and camille are disgusting picks truly worthy of contempt
good taste

shen used to beat nasus early and late

skill match up this patch, E changes are really good

xth for mindbreak.

sub-xth for Syndra's toes

IGN: Delightful Coma
dont let my current rank fool you i've been bronze 5 for a pretty long time

Warwick is a killing machine with the right items.

top stop inting just play safe bro xd

t. jungler

>Nautilus jungle
>Vladimir top

Nautilus is a top laner only and Vladimir is a mid laner only.

I wish I was popular

Yas is beginning to tilt. What should I say to him

I think vlad top can work against juggermemes

kill yourself

>Literally cannot win a game tonight

I do well in lane, ADC feeds.
I do REALLY well in lane, ADC feeds harder.
I get fed as all fuck in lane, ADC goes 0/10 and builds AP.

>266 games
>B3

Yeah, i belive you

there are two kinds of people in this world:
those who wish to be mindbroken by xayah.
and those who wish to mindreak xayah.
only one of these is the correct choice.
the second

Popularity, schmomularity. You don't need them, babes.

Are you having fun?

How do you hit Nami's Q?

wew

Am I a furry for wanting to bone Lamb?

only literal degenerate autists would want to be mindbroken by an ahri clone

Other than dying and constantly getting flamed yeah I have fun playing her. It's not fun always sucking though.

get good, fucking loser

yes incredibly so

You're to me.

This is the last (You) you're getting from me. Go crush on Sona or something.

don't respond if you hate Riven

>Get a Lux support
>Ask if they have SG so we can play a SG lane, they do
>I forget to switch to SG myself and end up with firecracker instead

And she ended up getting mad at me for it too :(

Prediction. That or try to pick her into match ups against champions with long channels or wind ups. A bad Caitlyn can mess up her Q and open herself up to bubbling, for example.

xth for Kayle x Karthus.
Now with new art.

I don't have to give you a (You) to respond, loser.

>not even the .gif
Please stop posting, pretending to be married to my wife, when you don't care about her even a little.

urgot's lore is cool and all but i still dont know why he decided to become a crab

>finally in the depths i have mastered pain and achieved true strength
>i will cut off my legs and become a crab

I would have run down if that happend to me

>shitposter is an adc main

really refills your potions

wow rude

>that feel when the enemy jung dies over and over trying to gank you, and you stand laughing like a loony toon under your tower

>get quadra
>they surrender 5-0
ayy

Lore says he replaced those parts of his body he deemed the weakest. I'll wager he chopped off his naughty bits as well (or maybe the chem baroness did).

Just keep having fun, user! Mute your teammates and their pings. Just keep having fun!

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hey user wanna swap spit

It really ruined my mood...!

Did you really I'd be so much in love with Jinx and not main her? Come on now!

is there a generator for these? I'd like to make one but the closest I could get it would require far more time in MS Paint than I am willing to muster.

Camille is fun.

>33 IP's

I guess I'll keep trying for a bit longer. Thanks user.

it's somewhere on eyoson

Wtf is wrong with w*ites

>Eyosongive.us
>Wallpaper Editor

*locks support nunu* nothin personnel

>Turn around ganks three times in a row
>Killing both jungler and top with pretty much 1hp left
>They leave and the game ends in 10 minutes

I believe in you!

ME MUNDO
ME SMART
ME HAVE PHD

see

>that feel when you get counterpicked by somebody who plays the counterpick really well and the jungler doesn't help you in any way while the enemy jungler shows up five times in 10 minutes and then the jungler has the gall to pin everything on you while you sit there trying to farm but the enemy laner keeps easily killing you because neither you or the jungler have pressure in the lane so you just give up and let the game happen and when you lose the jungler convinces everyone to report you for intentionally feeding after the game, at that point you hear the door slam and hear your mother greet your father only to be replied with aggressive shouting and arguing that culminates into violence the sound of fists hitting flesh, but before you can intervene you hear a defiant scream and the sound of the thunk of metal colliding with bone and a roar of pain but before you can stop your little sister from investigating she runs out and sees that your mother has hacked your father into a pulsating pile of biomass that fucks her up for life and you couldn't protect her and everything is your fault and your parents would have lived happily if you hadn't come in and killed their dreams because you learned a while back the condom had broken and you were just a mistake they decided to keep because your parents were way in over their heads, and you also grew up to be an absolute loser and failure at life who can't even move out besides being in your mid-twenties and up until this point just played the middle man between your parents and their increasingly aggressive arguments but nothing you could do or say could defuse the situation into a way that could be fixed but if you weren't such a failure everything could have been avoided you just had to be such a fucking retarded autist that can't help or save anyone and now you have to watch your sister get therapy because the family she thought she could trust disintegrated overnight

haha lol yeah