Mass Effect General - /meg/

Almost free from this awful franchise as a chance of a new game grows less each day Edition

>MEG's updated Pastebin:
pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

>Femtur Pastebin:
pastebin.com/MEdWcTu9

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
imgur.com/a/TsLLR

>Patch 1.09 has dropped:
blog.bioware.com/2017/07/04/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-1-09-notes/
blog.bioware.com/2017/07/04/mass-effect-andromeda-combat-balance-updates/

Old Thread:

SPESS

I hate femturs, lads!

But will we ever be free of meg?

Great now he has a goddamn following

Thanks. I do remember how you wrote she is a head and a half shorter than Hoch

she don't hate you.

Sorry user, it won't happen again. He makes better KL stuff anyways.

As long as people play Mass Effect, have ME waifus, or just wanna bitch about bioware
Meg will exist is some form or other

thicc femturs?

Literally a cat with mandibles

It's cute but way too furry

Wake tf, I need that CYOA

need more of this design

I like this.

>ywn be free from meg
This is both okay and not okay at the same time.

I like the feather decorations

What if Earth is the only planet where life has evolved to fly

I know exactly how you feel. Like it's good cause you get to waifu post, talk about lore and space, and all that cool shit, but you're also here forever. If not physically then mentally, and if Veeky Forums goes down someday you'll still have a distant memory of this place even when you're old and gray

forgot pic

Future generations will shitpost with aliens about Earth master race having shit they don't

tfw no human bf to run talon through hair.

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>to run talon through hair.
You'd scalp him

Was that modeled after a weasel?

I wish she was straight

it's inevitable

At least there's a mod for that.

What's inevitable? A mass effect porn parody? It's been done m8.

femtur porn. not normie asari/ human in latex

Really? huh that just might motivate me to play MEA a second time.

Oh. Well if you say so.

>plates everywhere
>meter long neck

Why post shit art?

I'm not planning on updating for a few hours still user, it's late here and /meg/'s still pretty dead.

Many of those who like femturs, are formerly quarian loving faggots

I knew it.

Goodnight /meg/, dream of hygenic waifus

I'm pretty sure I'm up to date. I'll check tomorrow

Xenophiles will be xenophiles. I still like Quarians That being said if presented with the opportunity, and if I were to be in-universe, hell if they existed in this universe. I'd be fine with Asari, but I also might branch out. I've thought about this more than I'd like to admit and all I can come up with is a resounding "who fucking knows, probably I guess" when it comes to other ayys besides Asari.

Another thing, why do Quarians seem so common in-game. There are only 17 MILLION of the suckers. They should be a whole lot rarer

waifu dreams

Late night Jack post!

Thanks for more comfy space as always
2cute

I wouldn't be surprised but, I made the switch from a poop bag to spaceraptors before ME3.

As much as I appreciate the new found love for them, I fucking loathe Vetra

>I fucking loathe Vetra
Why? most of you femtur lovers seem to love vetra

Stay mad.

Best femtur.

I haven't been here since I pirated the original release of ME:A.

How're things? What's all this about no sequel and no DLC? My buddy at EA (on the QA and tech side of things, not the story side) said they sunk shitloads of cash into fixing up all the garbage they outsourced originally. But did it do so badly that they're just dumping Mass Effect entirely?

Generic charming rogue with dead-parents, Generic "I have been hurt before :(" romance with kitschy attempts of being 'cute', just boring.

Doesn't help she is a part of straight awful game, I guess she fits into the awful writing.

Her """""fanbase"""""" are awful faggots who have a thing for size difference doesn't help

>But did it do so badly that they're just dumping Mass Effect entirely?
It did well financially but yeah from what I've read here it seems everything mass effect has been put on the shelf until further notice

That's a lie, It was "the best selling EA game' in a period with no other new releases from EA.It did much worse than DA:I and that's the bad bit.

>But did it do so badly that they're just dumping Mass Effect entirely?

It's dead for a while, at least.

All good points.
I romanced her in the only playthrough I did(I'm not a faggot, nor was I interested in Cora's retarded looking ass) but she never made any sort of impression on me.

How the hell is this thing still here, furfag threads are relagated to /b/

As this pic demonstrates, most of those who like femturs, who are extremely masculine, wish to be the passive partner in sex. their heterosexuality should be considered suspect

B-but user I like shortstack femturs...

Size difference is why i like Mass effect. But mostly to see small girls being fucked by big dicks, not this submissive faggotry where the man is the bitch

>when you realize femtur is just manlet furfaggotry

>wish to be the passive partner in sex.
lol Wrong
>their heterosexuality should be considered suspect
not Wrong

Don't fucking lump me in with those tasteless faggots.

I want to fuck a femtur and take revenge for Shanxi on that pussy.

New day - new metal ass

Nice one.

i want to grab it with both hands as hard as i can

is that wrong?

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Miranda is a fucking qt

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Goodnight, /meg/. May you have comfy rainy-day dreams with your waifu.

CYOA update soon.

Take your time with it writefag. Stay comfy.

Get in line.

Did you plan what is after the CYOA? Because I'd love something squadbased and want to do it unless you do it.

I might want to go to /qst/ to do mine

why are they so deluded

nobody cares dag, fuck off

Those are typical /d*g/ posts coming from femanons who consider games like KOTOR, Jade Empire and NWN too difficult and sexist to even touch. Don't pay too much attention, it's not worth it.

>not laughing at them

>megtists unironically believe that

its true i've seen it with my own eyes

>megists
is that a thing or did you just invent that?

I did in fact plan on doing something squad-based for the next CYOA, where the squadmates you took with you would alter your choices and interactions, along with changing the possible consequences.

Unfortunately I have absolutely zero experience being a true DM, so I'm afraid my execution will be a little lackluster. So if you have any experience with that or would like to take a shot at it, by all means go ahead. I'm just happy that my little story actually gave someone the inspiration to make something.

Jesus, that's just sad

this is gold

I don't have DM experience either, just wondered if you did.

What kind of theme are we going for with the squad CYOA?

if you're linking to dag then you should only be browsing dag

it's important to not have cross-contanimation here

*contaminates you*

Those who are in denial that Vetra was sexually assaulted at some point in her youth or had to resort to prostitution to support her sister, are as delusional as those who believe Tali did not steal the Normandy plans.

Reminds me of that ficlet where Zaeed 'uses' Vetra for info

Those who are in denial that Liara fucked and embraced ethernity with Feron at some point in her absence from Shepard's crew are as delusional as those who believe the asari did nothing wrong and aren't literally the reason why the galaxy wasn't prepared for the Reapers.

Those who are in denial that Garrus is closeted are as delusional as those who believe the Turians don't rut each other actively during boot camp.

i fuckin knew you dagfaggots liked bugcatching.

Kaidan as a woman is superior to Ashley as a man

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I don't want to give too much away at this point, but I'm just gonna say it's survival-horror based and is going to require a fair amount of world building on my part to make it feasible. It certainly won't be as happy-go-lucky as the current one, but still enjoyable. I've got a lot of character building to do still, so the squad size will probably be rather limited to allow for me to flesh them out as much as possible.

Any ideas for characters any of you anons would like to see will be more than appreciated.

Those who who are in denial that Tali is Kal'Reegar's anal slut are as delusional as those who believe she didn't steal technology from the Normandy.

Come on! Give the setting

Garrus as a woman is superior to Vetra as a man.

Nigga let it be a surprise, it'd be cooler that way. Suspicion on what the fuck is going on and all that shit.

Ashley is already a man.

I wanted to the heist shit, horror is not my ballpark

ashley is a spicy latina woman with variable hair colour depending on which game she's in

ashleigh is her cerberus-appointed impostor who falls prey to shepard's indoctrination field and schedules plastic surgeries so s/he can feel good enough for you

I wanted to do heist stuff, but I had a hard time trying to figure out a meaningful conclusion and a plot that hasn't already been done to death a million times. Maybe I'll get creative and throw in something where your squad has to sneak into a fortified position and steal something.

Do you really need to with a heist plot? You need the money for something, and that is the plot, or it is your living, etc.

The ending is obvious :^)

>rogue/resistance organization guerilla fighting corrupt government
>they need money to pay for weapons, equipment, bribes etc
>the more you heist, the better equipped your group is
ultimate showdown is stealing an entire fucking serverrack right out of the police HQ/governmentbuilding/UltraNet ISP HQ so your group can publicize all the emails which reveals most government and police people are secretly lizards
It's kind of impossible to create a completely new story by now, the trick is to remix what exists to make it FEEL new. It's not the goal that matters, it's the journey.

>tfw I wrote that ficlet just because someone posted Zaeed and I actually like Vetra and it's my first and only OC and it's in the pastebin

Ah, this takes me back.

I legitimately like Kaidan, not just over Ashley. I think he's one of the more realistic, best developed characters of the entire trilogy (though I hate that they made him a faggot, but it's just that one convo you can ignore it after). His dialogue in 3 is what really elevated him. And his voice acting, good stuff. But the difference in my preference between ME1 Kaidan and Ashley would be narrowed if it were switched, it'd elevate Ashley.

Jil and Gil are so perfect for each other!

Nah, survival horror is better. The stakes are higher, it can be much less grandiose and yet feel so much more impactful, and can make the whole point of a CYOA (choice) that much more perilous. Writefag has the right idea.

I still want to see the heist thing, always wanted to have a gang in ME universe

Miranda is a bodacious buttsex babe