What do american soyboys drive?

What do american soyboys drive?

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volkswagen jettas because they're too hipster to just buy a fucking civic

>driving cars
Why would I do something so dangerous and environmentally damaging?

I see vw and subaru quite often, followed by random 20 year old shitboxes

jesus christ. i hope that picture is satire.

Their wifes Black boyfriend to the gym

no shit sherlock. nothing gets past you, huh

Prius

Kind of. The original article is just as embarrassing

nydailynews.com/news/crime/firing-ar-15-horrifying-dangerous-loud-article-1.2673201

Mustangs, Challengers, Camaros....the usual things faggots drive.

WRX or Golf GTI

civic lx
honda fit
chevy sonic
ford fiesta (not st)
prius or anything with an electric motor

no because there are idiots that actually think like this.

thetruthaboutcars.com/2015/10/buzzfeeds-autonomous-auto-enthusiast-go-fck-tailpipe-love-cars-much-vox-echoes-ban-human-drivers-asap/

Minis and beetles too

Teslas

the back seat of the uber

>(not st)
who are you kidding
"fast" hot hatches with tiny turbos are terminally soylent

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Ford Fiesta.

Gotta build muh credit for a car that'll depreciate 80% in 4 years.

People always just post the car they hate in these kind of threads. The real soyboymobiles are cars that women would typically drive like small hatchbacks, prius', and modern vw beetles

Isn't the ST manual only? That's an automatic soy repellent.

A true soyboy is the type that says "I just need something to get me from point A to point B". So any commuter grocery getter. The difference between them an the average normie is that they see "sports cars" as not cool

They drive miatas and Toyotas

whatever their wives/girlfriends tell them to finance

It is manual only. Amerisoys are incapable of driving stick

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Volkswagens
4 Door Wranglers
Any fuel efficient sub-5K Shitbox they can find
"Old people" cars.

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4 door subcompacts or just uber

This. Most of you guys are working way too much attitude, horsepower, and agro into your SoyBoy picks. You need to look a cars from an entirely guilt ridden standpoint. Many SoyBoys don’t even drive. It’s a source of great pride.

soyboyism is not an exclusively american disorder

I was considering buying an Impreza next year but now I have serious doubts

Great minds think alike but fools rarely differ

this has been established for a while now.

All americans are soyboys

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Mazda. Bonus soy points if gayiata

Would you seriously imply a rotary car would be soy

the boys in that pic are from UK

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No i like rotary

curious is the trapmaker's art...

delusional

Pic of my car, can't afford anything better cause I drifted my last car into a fence. Do get less soyboy points cause it's manual?

It's just not a Jeep anymore.

Whatever their wife tells them to drive

Crossovers

Fuck off i love my taco

these guys are like 15 how can they afford new cars

Daddies dough and mommies money

My wife drives a fiesta. Am I married to a soyboi?

>t. triggered soyboy

hero

I hope both of you an hero

You sure showed the rich fags!!!!!!!

i can't drive stick because my dead beat dad promised to teach me but never did and my friend who had a manual Fusion flaked on me and ended up getting rid of it before he taught me.

I drive a 06 corolla becuz poorfag and cant afford anything. am i a soy boy?

Soy boys despise driving vehicles because it prevents them from watching Game of Thrones or posting on Reddit. They're obsessed with public transit and autonomous vehicles. The only exception being the cult of Tesla. Poor soy boys will lease a Prius and plaster it with video game and other pop culture bumper stickers.

>90km/h speed limit

Do you not fucking see how Jewish they are?

You are just a sad boi.

Sucks aye.

>soyboys
>drive
n-nani?

(hot) hatches

what is a "soyboy"?

They wish. It's their halo car, their carrot on a stick.

nah you're a full-of-excuses-boi

>has beard and/or glasses
>20-30 years old
>commonly prematurely balding
>white knight with white guilt
>trendy, very active on Twitter
>favorite method of activism is complaining
>uses words like “problematic”
>donates to at least one Patreon female
>jumps to any woman’s defense on the internet despite not ever receiving any rewards or personal benefits
>submissive, passive, boring but outspoken
>attempted to be an indie dev at some point (evidenced by pix el art avatars)
>more functional in society than average beta males
>one step above fedora lords
>think they are all unique individua ls despite looking exactly the same
>Twitter bio and Tinder bio are identical
>will take his wife’s last name

>supreme gentleman
>soyboy

WEW LAD

people who unironically like versas

this is very specific

perhaps you guys have some hangups you need to address instead of getting upset over "soyboys"

What a cunt.
"Huh, those slightly more well off people are having fun doing something they enjoy. LET ME FUCK IT UP BECAUSE DESTROYING TRADITONS IS MY HOBBY"

soyboys are the literal antithesis of western society

Sometimes I genuinely think its just these type's of guys posting these threads as self hate or some shit

man i sure love subjecting myself to opinions i really dislike just so i can say i'm angry about something and have feelings still

>They take the fucking bus

>not getting a $500 beater and teaching yourself
lerl maximum

learn to drive by yourself it aint even hard cunt

Butthurt Chebby owner detected

ITT soymotor

This guy knows what's up

tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/cto/d/1997-honda-accord/6439404760.html

is this a good deal?

looks alrite

check for:
>Leaking timing cover (sign of shit maintainace)
>leaks anywhere else from oil pan to heads
>doesnt use/burn oil
>has fresh change oil before you buy it
>???
Just basics

listen for knocking/slapping metal sounds its pretty high k's

328i

lolling at your passive-aggressive buttmad soygoi ass. sperg more