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> News
- The first Switch My Nintendo rewards are Splatoon 2 equipment (Japan exclusive so far) - New update patching exploit and tweaking special costs: en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/p/897
- Dualie Squelchers added.
- The next NA/EU Splatfest is Mayo vs Ketchup has been announced. Join a team and scrub your Tees for 2000 coins each.

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- pastebin.com/h04p6aqy

> FAQ
- pastebin.com/1wPYkZc9

> Discord
- discord.gg/bPfxAVs

> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- imgur.com/a/eV8p0
>S2 New weapon stats
-imgur.com/a/NFzgv

>S2 Headgear
-imgur.com/a/9w8lx
>S2 Shirts
-imgur.com/a/gUexS
>S2 Shoes
-imgur.com/a/Cq7La

> Resources
- pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL

> Wiki
- splatoonwiki.org/

> User Stats
- splatoon.nintendo.net/

> if you want to add your friend code before splatoon goes out use this:
- docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> list of FC:
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

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mayo sucks

Ketchup rules

>tfw no friends

I want to make Marina eat my mayo

Sex with Marie!

post your shitty splatfest drawings /ink/

>not mixing them

Is it better to scrub the Splatfest tee as soon as you get the first ability or scrub it when you unlock all 3 abilities?

>Making thread early
faggot

I scrub when I have all 3 but I've been scrubbing at 2 because I scrub more frequently and unlocked those first 2 faster

Post your weaponfu!

Marie throwing octarians off a cliff!

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scrubbing the first slot will get you more chunks but cost you more monies

scrubbing all 3 will get you less chunks but cost you less monies overall

It's better to scrub at 1 if you have the monies

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Soon, my darling. Soon. How I've missed you.

Usually you need to spend 20k to scrub, right? Well if you can scrub for only 2k, which is like, a match and a half, then you should do it at every opportunity.

First is better since it's only 4000p, meanwhile the second ability is an extra 8000p and the third one is 12000p.

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is that cake?

Would you an uncut woomy?

supposed to be a cupcake during the first splatfest

it's shit

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why is your screenshot so compressed?

Worth it?

its cute

I really like mine.

h*ck yeah

I'm S+ and I do use it from time to time
can't wait for balance update & gold version though

get the joycons

No, Pro is trash

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I really want to get one but 70 fucking bucks

>Best Splatfest choices are always to the right
>Best girl to the left
I miss Marie

is it just me or does it feel like trislosher just has better hit detection?

maybe i just don't understand how the regular bucket works but tri just seems to hit what it hits and bucket hits...sometimes..

FGM???
ON AN INKLING??????

I got it off google images.

Any issues with the d pad?

The point is tri has a much better better radius but """less range"

i almost exclusively use the buckets (refuse to use the word ma*n) and the tri definitely feels like it has better hit detection

>turf inked
>0
>weaponfu
?

Nah because I love +3 motion and +5 stick strap controls.

Fucking BOTW trained my ass good for Splatoon 2

If inkling can't swim, why build Mahi Mahi resort?

Probably just unlocked it after playing the normal splatling. :O wow

Post cute woomy!

TEACH ME HOW TO BUKKIT

I just unlocked the lean mean green meme machine, and I have no idea what I'm doing. Do I throw bombs or do I just sit on a perch and woomy derisively at those under me?

WEaponfus are something you wake up every day just to get out of bed to use, to slaughter with, to build good times with, to carry your team to glory in power armor MK2 with

you.. you are like a collector, once you have it you will soon forget about it.

I'm stating to get real fucking mad. These fucking idiots in Rank C don't know how to fucking play and there is always an Aerospray in my team. I don't feel any fucking remorse spamming THIS WAY 60 times becuase this faggots can't play.

LEARN TO FUCKING PLAY THE GAME YOU C RANK FAGGOTS I SHOULDNT BE LOSING 7/10 BECUASE YOU BRING AEROSPRAY AND DONT KNOW HOW TOWER WORKS

It's only been a day and I miss the drawfags
Please come back and draw more lewds

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*cough* *cough*
I-i don't think I'm gonna make it
*cough*
I've got the c-croup
*cough* *cough*
This humidity *cough* i-it's killing me

I bought it because I didn't want to have regrets in case it ends up out of stock or even more expensive than it is currently. Not sure if it'll be worth it for Splatoon 2 specifically as everyone is saying to go motion and I'm starting to get the hang of it.

>C/B- rank is frustrating because people are shitters
>A rank and beyond is frustrating because people are too good now

>when one guy on the enemy team seems to one shot you with the splattershot

is it lag or something? i have no time to react and see exactly one shot on my screen and i'm dead.

there must be SOME way to tell what my ping is

>Playing some turf war before work
>Figure I have sometime to have a quick fap before I shower
>Try not to fap to octo
>fap to octo
>fap is taking way too long since I always edge for a while
>Look at the clock wrong
>Think I'm in a rush
>Quickly finish and hop in the shower
>I'm an idiot and didn't realize I have three more hours before my grizzly bear boss needs me to collect salmon eggs

People overthink shit in A rank. No one is getting on the goddam tower.

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>In A rank
>Tower Control on Inkblot Art academy
>Win 7 games in a row because no one pays attention to that little platform leading to the other enemies base
>Our team reaches the checkpoint
>Take little platform and flank enemy
>Triple and Quad kills every time

People pay attention to that little spot in S rank right?

danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2549817?pool_id=11154
Too bad it isn't translated any further

Dear God.

>playing with splattershot pro in c ranks
>get tons of kills
>teammates don't know how to push

I can't carry with this weapon, right?

DO we have a mayonegg Pearl drawing yet?

youtube.com/watch?v=_eR_DGGvg8Y

Isn't the outfit (at least in S1) shown when the clothes haven't loaded yet just the Octoling outfit without the bits and bobs? So it's just a crop top and spats or something similar. Does anyone here have a screenshot of this? I sure do hope I'm remembering this correctly.

What level do you have to be to get all the amiibo costume pieces? I got all the head pieces and then they just said "battle more for the rest." I just hit level 10.

You need to save some gear to the amiibo and then you'll get the rest when you rescan it.

>just played one match with tri-slosher
Aw man, this shit is gonna spoil me so hard.

from what I can tell, you just do some battles, not sure the amount, then you get more gear, it doesn't depend on level from what I have seen from getting gear from my amiibos

>This game's mmr thinks I'm good enough to carry two players who get sub 250 points in turf war
>it keeps happening
>what was once a win/loss in the 3.2 range is now 1:1

I just want to have FUN

Jesus christ the L3 Nozzlenose is so much fun, aside from the curling bombs it has a great kit.

Please tell me this weapon isnt considered shit by the playerbase, its the only weapon that ive been able to do really well with so far.

Step 1: Acquire bucket
Step 2: Carry teammates in your bucket

yeah, its a crop top with whatever pants you have.
spaghettis don't have an undershirt, though.
theres a glitch where when your armor breaks in the single player the under armor doesn't show up, as well as your shoes and headphones. if you can manage the glitch as you take the zapfish you can get a good look at it. No idea how it happens though.

Acceptable Squidbagging Targets
>Dualies
>Males with fuccboi hair. (Not so fast tentacle-less shitters)
>Non-white squids.
>Anyone using a FOTM weapon.
>Players that clearly belong in a higher rank but you managed to get a lucky kill in.
>Female squids with male names.
>Anyone if it's the last 30 seconds of the game and you're losing.
>Anyone that squidbags you.
>Anyone that superjumps to an unsafe place.

>wasting time squidbagging me instead of contributing to the game
Booyah!

One piece of gear for every 5 levels, I believe.
I think you get songs from the first game added to squidbeats after that.

Not porn
I'm disappointed.

Finish this sentence:
The team needs to ______ the Tower
If you answered "avoid" then you must be one of my teammates.

octobrush nerf when?

Why are A players so fucking awful in TC holy shit
I'm S+ in RM and SZ but impossible to climb TC

Hold down on the left stick and hold ZR

Fuck

>Toss bucket on tower forever
>Magically doesn't hit anyone for no reason

What the fuck I sold my pride for rank ups and it isn't even working.

It's a cute story so far, it's just written in ricenigger so it's incomprehensible

Just started the game.

What's the meta? Best weapons?

You have to stand back a ways.

stop

I have more issues with my team refusing to stop the tower and then we lose the lead.

you having any modicum of intelligence when?
same as them nerfing a mediocre weapon:never

Are dualie squelchers OP?

no

who else is dining on marina's blood this weekend?

i had a really long day at work yesterday so i couldn't continue ):

fuck

the best weapon is the one you enjoy using

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Just a couple quick taps. Enough to exert dominance, but not enough to waste time. And only when you really earn it.

>not posting the first comic

Work at your own leisure user, it's free art after all and I'm just the horny beggar