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> News
- The first Switch My Nintendo rewards are Splatoon 2 equipment (Japan exclusive so far) - New update patching exploit and tweaking special costs: en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/p/897
- Dualie Squelchers added.
- The next NA/EU Splatfest is Mayo vs Ketchup has been announced. Join a team and scrub your Tees for 2000 coins each.

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- pastebin.com/h04p6aqy

> FAQ
- pastebin.com/1wPYkZc9

> Discord
- discord.gg/bPfxAVs

> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- imgur.com/a/eV8p0
>S2 New weapon stats
-imgur.com/a/NFzgv

>S2 Headgear
-imgur.com/a/9w8lx
>S2 Shirts
-imgur.com/a/gUexS
>S2 Shoes
-imgur.com/a/Cq7La

> Resources
- pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL

> Wiki
- splatoonwiki.org/

> User Stats
- splatoon.nintendo.net/

> if you want to add your friend code before splatoon goes out use this:
- docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> list of FC:
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

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strawpoll.me/13578440

So it's been officially decided - the Octobrush is the biggest crutch weapon in Splatoon 2 as voted. So /ink/, I leave one last simple yes/no question - do you think the Octobrush is a crutch weapon?

Previous results:
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The "scope" part of the Splatterscope is really fucking me up in Salmon Run.
Not being able to see what's near you makes using it really fucking annoying.

So the shirts mr grizz gives you can be turned into chunks? Won't it be faster to grind chuncks in terf war? I'm new

does anyone wanna do twin league with me?
i kinda wanna use my double money ticket

Splattershot mains are cool fellas.

No, tentatek does not count. You guys are fags.

Pearl!

too early to say, but at the rate it's possible to get shirts in salmon run it might just be faster to do that
otherwise it's better to scrub the splatfest tee for chunks

>Almost rank down from pro in SR because of handheld mode (0/99 at one point)
>Get back to 20/99
>Quit and be pissed off for the rest of the day
A FUN VIDEO GAME.

During splat fest it's better to scrub the shirt. Otherwise it's too expensive and salmon run is better.

Were there any changes to the dynamo between the first game and now besides the jump flick?

Unless you want Ink Saver Main chunks, since the Splatfest shirt most likely won't give you that due to being Squidforce.
For those in particular, it's better to just grind chunks normally using a Splash Mob piece of clothing.

I want to horribly sexually abuse Callie until she loses her mind and starts begging for more!

Has the worst fans!

Meant for

I want to devour Marie's squid pussy!

Reminder that the only thing uglier than Pearl is her stans

requesting art of agent 3 finally brushing her dirty fucking teeth with a dapple dualie

>you will never taste her sweet green ink and feel it run down your chin while you eat her pussy like a starving and dehydrated nigger eating a watermelon

You can't....

HOO BOY HAS TODAY'S RANKED GAMES GOT ME MAD

Same, senpai

>finally get mini splatling
holy hell this charges fast as fuck boiii
>realize the range is short
>like i'm basically outranged by the splattershot pro
>damage is the same as the heavy and i only walk slightly faster while firing

yikes you guys were right, this thing is pretty bad

why cant there be a heavy splatling without stingray?

all this proves is that /ink/ is full of shitters who don't even understand the simplest of shooter mechanics

>Unless you want Ink Saver Main chunks, since the Splatfest shirt most likely won't give you that due to being Squidforce.

I completely forgot about it being the unlikely brand. Guess that's 5 drink tickers wasted.

...

What if I'm a Splattershot main re-converted to a Luna main?

wait is this dicord shared by redditfags?

Octobrush crutchfag detected.

Welcome aboard! Your past transgressions shall be forgiven with awesome teamwork, sick burst bomb kills , and splashmeme jumps.

Hold the fuck up. The style of clothing effects the powers? What do I need to get things for a splatling gun

Yes, but because Veeky Forums is shared with reddit fags

possibly

Hey tim can i see ur gear loadout.

>"I wonder if Agent 4 has a lot of friends..."

i'm never going to leave over achiever holy shit

On the bright side you're not ready for the horrors that await.

>discord shit

The clothing brand determines the % chance of getting abilities. Different brands have higher percentages for certain abilities than others.

What if I main Ink Armor

Yes, brand affects likelihood of abilities. You can review Sean's drinks as a quick in game reference of what gives what.

Heavy splatling benefits most from run speed and ink saver main.

Hey Grizz, STOP UNDERSTAFFING THESE SALMON RUNS YOU FUCK

I didn't even notice much going from over to pro honestly.

if nothing else it makes for easy voice chat during samon run

>crutch weapon
Dismissed.

No, I'm just not retarded enought to think one of the lowest range weapons in the game is good as a crutch. Why do you think you never saw them in S/S+ in Splat1 besides the fact that you never got that high of a rank

Anyone else feel like overachiever is harder than profreshional?

>Grillers on Profreshional
>see the rest of my team get wiped out in ac row
>have to use my Inkjet to avoid the Grillers and revive my team
>20 seconds later
>using my second Inkjet to rescue them again in the same spot they got splatted before
Come on, guys. You're supposed to be profreshionals.

>using ink jet as a panic button revive team reset
that's actually brilliant

Alrighty thanks. So far I have exactly 0 ink saver main chucks... God I'm in for a grind

How do you do, fellow waifufags

>thanks for making me feel so good DJ!
>I don't know what you did, but I'm suddenly happier now!
We uhh... used your glasses you got on to uhh reflect your useless brainwaves back to the pleasure centers of your brain
>Sheldon says that all my brainwaves are useless!
That's very nice, why don't you go plug in that zapfish over there. Make sure you reach the plug way down at the bottom of the wall.
>she bends over willingly, the poofy shorts stretched tight around her supple bum. Who knew that squids could keep up such a hard excersize regimen, let alone keep up any sort of commitment?
Should I continue?

I think its mostly because the dumbasses who dont know how to play managed to get carried up there, but cant move past into profeshional

i know this because i am one

Gonna be honest Pearl is growing on me. She is a cute kind of ugly, like an ayeaye

y-yes...

I had the charger and didn't feel I would have enough time to shoot everyone while being chased by two Grillers. Unfortunately, we failed by just a few seconds from not being able to deliver a final set of eggs.

Oh sure, blame handheld mode for your failure.

She gets pretty good arts too

Eh, go ahead.

Yes god please yes

But user I'm converting from the Splattershot TO the Lunameme.

>10 game losing streak

There's a point where it stops being fun.

Is there a chance we can get the Splatoon 1 soundtrack added as DLC to matches? I really hate the Splatoon 2 music.

Play some turf war for a while man.

Maybe if you beg Nintendo hard enough.

That is what I'm playing, and I'm pretty much ready to stop for the day.

>tfw your Hail Mary splat bomb kills someone

>on a winning streak
>go to Sean to use a gear ticket
>losing streak begins

i'd honestly like her a lot more if pearlfags werent so fucking easy to piss off

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Octobrush wasn't a crutch in Splatoon 1, but it is in Splatoon 2, what's so hard to understand? S+99, nice try though.

Those are the best

Well looks like nothing will top this

>your tentacle slowly caresses her foot, going up the leg, leaving a slimy residue as you grope your prize. Until she begins to speak.
>hehe that tickles! Bit don't touch me that way, please DO?
And why shouldn't I do as I please?
>Callie, still plugging in that zapfish, is grabbed by another tentacle around her hands. "Because if you do that, you'll get-"
>ZAP
>"didn't your mother ever tell you that water and electricity don't mix?"
>oww oww ow. Fucking science n shit. You lift her off her feet to meet your face, her slight dopey smile still twitching from the electroshock you had both received, though she wasn't phased in the least.
>the eyes behind the glasses were clear, full of spunk. Much like you.

post more furry splat drawings

i feel like theres a joke here I'm missing

every fucking time

>mayofag

Considering I've been profreshional since the first SRs I will blame handheld, thanks.

>not getting the joke
jesus

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> game works fine, winning.
>use ticket.
>nothing but dc and losing kos in 5 seconds.

I'm telling ya, the game is rigged.

Skub users use octobrush

It's not much to begin with honestly.

>winning a profrshional salmon run with only 3 people

>tfw the kid on the dance machine is cute, fresh, and actually pretty cool

God damn the boys are cute in this game

Are you a boy?

That's nice, but your quota goes down if someone leaves even during the game.

GGs dude. A few hours late because I'm not always checking the thread.

>clothing brand has increased odds to get ability I want
>get 2 out of 3 slots with that ability
>use ticket to increase odds on third slot
>get something different
>none of the other clothing I'm levelling gets it either

Anti-Skubfags bring Aerosprays into Rainmaker and TC.

what the hell determines if your bar gets cracked or not

>very much like you.
>you throw that shit eating retard at a nearby platform for being a smug cut, but something happens that you weren't expecting.
>her clothes get torn badly by the rusty garbage you live in
>her blemish free skin has a few scratches, but her entire midriff is showing now. And a deep cut along her neckline.
>"Oopsie! I ripped my costume again! Marie is going to roast me alive..."
>well, she needed a new outfit anyway.
>As a leader, you must provide a good example for the troops. As a DJ, you had to fuck bitches and go to prison at least once so your rap game could begin.
>regardless, as your tentacles explored her body, slowly petting her stomach, legs, and arms, she did not resist, and leaned into some of your ministrations, openly enjoying your touch

Adding profreshionals

I still don't get it?

is the splat charger worthless, or is it me that is worthless? anyone that i don't get the jump on can just immediately squid into me and blast me before i get a bead on them.

stingray also feels super useless.

are there better charge weapons later or is the entire weapon type just not worth getting good at?

>say i'm a boy
>"faggot"
>say i'm a girl
>"bullshit"

>2 people leave SR in first wave
>Somehow survive
>Next wave is Mothership level

It's hard to figure out how to use it in sr. The gutguds here just pretend they never miss a shot with it. I just try to spam it and use the charge to make long straights of friendly ink to walk on.

>discord thread was in OP of last thread
>mfw OP of last thread purposely posted early just to insert his shitty discord circlejerk in
Be sure to post a new OP removing that shit very early next thread.

>tell myself to stay away from salmon run because splatterscope
>keep going back
>40/99 fresh