ITT: Povertymobiles

ITT: Povertymobiles

shut your whore mouth, the pontiac sunfire is the nicest looking shitbox ever

It's ugly and the official car of poor white single mothers alongside it's sister, the Cavalier.

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Still infinitely better than the Reliant Robin

i used to deliver pizzas when I was 18, there was a gay guy in his 40's who drove a Sunfire and I shit you not he replaced it with a later model Sunfire. dude was all about the Sunfire and dick

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its the homeless persons 300zx

I concur with you about the cavalier but the malibu is the car of single white mothers bar none. sunfire is "chads first car"

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I've never seen any guy drive a Sunfire. Chad's first car is a Mustang. New Edge or early S197.

>Chad's first car is a Mustang
not 1 chad bought a mustang that I have ever seen. mustangs are reserved for middle aged dudes and trophy wives. In fact i saw more sunfires than I ever saw civics in the hands of chads growing up.

E30's
E36's
RX-7
RX-8
WRX
Miata

where in the fuck do you live that those are considered povertymobiles?

Austria

You 90s kids lost hard
>80s jap econobox
>literally drove the wheels off it
>#rekt civics erryday
>nobody could stop me

The typical broke ghetto car around here.

They always get Mustangs or trucks here. I seriously can't think of a single instance of a male driving a Sunfire. I don't even think I've seen a Sunfire in the past 5 years lol.

Middle aged dudes and trophy wives go for Miatas->Corvettes->Porsches depending on how much money they have.

wow, here we call the cars on that list 'enthusiast cars that no poor person would touch"

>trucks
oh ya, but trucks go without saying.

They're enthusiast cars for people on a budget desu

all chads drove these

I liked my sunfire, except for the absilutely gutless engine.

First gen Expeditions
Early and mid 2000s Tahoes
Late 90s Grand Cherokees

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the only people i see driving them are trailer trash single moms and (feather) indians

Here in Australia Mazda 121's are the official car of unemployed 40 something year old high school dropouts that have an obese perpetually pregnant girlfriend

>not 1 chad bought a mustang
exactly, their parent's did.

yall can circle jerk all you want

il be enjoying my 18 cent's a mile

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budget != poverty

Buses are pretty expensive to buy desu.

no I think you mean vt commodore

i have that exact same snuggie blanket and i can confirm it's hella comfy to bury myself into and watch anime on my laptop out of a tiny hole left for my eyes and mouth

That car has alloy wheels an matching body panel color. You don't know poverty

My poverty mobile coming through

I'll show you pansies a povertymobile.

But that looks intentional

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this is the condition they are usually in

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I speak for the Twin Cities when I say, a GM W-body sedan with visible oxidation, rocker panel rust, and Wisconsin license plates is the official poverty spec vehicle.

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Luminas are popular beater cars because they were sold in fleet bulk and they were so basic that there was almost nothing that could go wrong with them.

206 GTi is a great car though

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Nigga he's got tiedown straps going through the rust holes in his dor.

Eurocucks in this thread take note... even the poorest american is driving a 2 meter wide car with a 3.8l V6 and leather seats. 1L Fiat Pandas + pubic transport BTFO.

Yeah but those cars are worse than the cheapest Euro shitboxes. Rather die than be stuck in a Lumina again.

>3.8l v6
>less power and torque than a 1.6l four pot
>2 meters wide
>still not enough room for the average occupant whereas a cuckbox seats 4 europeans

You guys want to see some proper poverty mobiles come up to Alaska, especially the Interior.
Shit gets down right Mad Max in some places.

Show me a 1.6L NA euro engine that runs regular unleaded that makes for torque than the 3800 III pushrod V6, eur/o/trash.

while niggers are usually broke as shit, those are nigger haulers before povertymobiles

If they had the choice any yuropoor would take a 3800 shitbox over a twingo.

I doubt it, one of the worst sounding engines ever with bad economy and performance.

>implying a screaming twingo is better when you're going slower

Probably, haven't heard much worse than a 3800.

Any car with scratches.

My buddy drives one of these shitboxes and has another in the field behind his parent's house as a part car.
Other notable examples:
>early 2000's dodge caravans
>98 Toyota Camry
>gmc safaris/Chevy astro vans
used as personal and/or work vehicles

You dont buy these to go fast you buy these because they are cheap and comfier than a cavalier.

The "this is all they would finance me" at the tote the note mobile

those cars get laughably bad fuel economy.

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Twingo
Ford escort
Cavalier
Pt cruiser
Neon
Geo
Basically any Buick
Crown vic
Civic(it's a really good car tho)

One bus costs about as much as a brand-new Porsche 911. It's funny because governments spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on entire fleets and even more to fuel and maintain them but the majority of riders will never see that kind of money in their lives.

t. former bus rider

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What point are you trying to make?

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Theyre called shitboxes you FUCKING MONG

Cities should buy 911s as taxis instead.

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Tbh I want one of these, shame i live in europe. This is a 10/10 shitbox, reliable comfy cruiser with luxury and some power

At least the Charger looks okay. The Coronet style headlight enclosures are a good look.

went from rap status symbol to poorfagmobile in 20 years

still like them, though

some nigger went to try to pass me in one of these the other day in a left turn lane. i wised up to him and stepped on it forcing him to stay behind me. literal nigger, as in I was driving through the hood on and he was black. at stop light the guy wouldn't even look in my direction, had braids and shit and was dancing around listening to rap. had temporary paper plates, probably just put 0 down on it at one of those hood lots and it will get repo'ed very soon. they are nice cars though, not fast enough to beat my Mercury Cougar XR7 though

/this
also bus manufacturers can't be bothered by such superficial things as build quality, so after 3-4 years they go through "complete overhaul" that costs nearly as much as new bus

You forgot

Volvo 240
Ford Festiva
XJ Cherokee

The paint is too nice for that to be true poverty tier.
>look at this rich faggot with his $2000 car

Speaking of Poverty tier shitboxes are Cavaliers really that bad? My friend was offering to sell me his 05 Cavalier for $500, it has about 115k miles and he’s taken good care of it (he’s a mechanic and I trust him about that kind of stuff).

and child molesters, go watch Unsolved Mysteries, all pedos and kidnappers drive I-Rocs

Camry's

Pic related :(

Only owned it one year, only 88k miles and already needs some expensive work on it where I might as well just trade it in. Thought of getting a 2008 civic m3 or 2007 Lincoln MKZ, though I heard Lincoln's are shit at lasting long.

I don't know any poor people driving ls swapped volvos, I'll give you the festiva tho, it's basically a geo but more potential for upgrades.
The XJ is a damn fine off road vehicle, gonna have to disagree with that.

Obligatory shitbox royalty

They are Shitbox 101 level. They're boring little blobs of car, but they'll be decently reliable with the most basic maintenance, especially if you get a base model with no gadgets to screw with the electrical. Parts are also dirt cheap because of GM's shameless platform prostitution.
If you want something fun to drive get something else, but if you just need a cheap set of wheels then go for it.

love this post

amerisharts btfo

thats fucking monumental

>that feel when someone posts the bus from the county you actually ride on

>RX-8
>povertymobile

The RX-8 isn't a car, it's a black hole you throw money into.

That's not a GTi

>riding the retard bus

literally go to any ghetto

>gril tells me she has a Firebird
>oh shit, really? that's cool. lemme check it out.
>it's a sunfire

Also
>see friend's Nissan keychain
>hey what kind of car you drive
>240sx
>hell yeah man, can I take it for a spin?
>o-ok i guess
>gives keys
>go outside
>it's a 200sx
>go back in and call him a faggot

200SX is cooler than 240SX fgt

Why do i love it so much i dont know but it is actually a poorfag car

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No different than you walking into a million dollar office building to visit the Doctor. Takes money to conduct business. Why point are you trying to make?

That's probably the wrong 200SX
I Bet he means the Sentra based ones, but he's still a faggot if that's the case