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so that they can smurf without buying a new account

I've started hating poles as much as I do russians. They're just as toxic, they scream just as much, their first reaction is to flame and votekick just the same. They just speak english more often.

I deranked once because smurfs and cheaters on my team carried me up to DMG while I was barely even MG2 in reality. But if I try, I still end up winning a lot in DMG because you still get smurfs and cheaters, so I'd have been stuck there bottom fragging forever.

Casual cod babies want to be at the top of the score board.

Smurfs also like to derank because a) it's funny getting a reaction out of dominating mge's as a nova 1, and b) because they are savages and get off from deranking both their own and the enemy team.

r8 my clutch

youtube.com/watch?v=7wDkWX5-rmg

bad

Pure luck you survived, shooting at peoples stomachs and legs. That wouldn't fly outside a silver game.

>Aimtux no longer detected

KEK
E
K

headless chicken with a fucking p250 pistol buy /10

Nice matchmaking gotards

Don't forget to train your reactions boys

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I don't understand how gooks and chinks are so good at mobashit and rtsshit, but so bad at CS.

Had it for less time, and its less autistic and repetitive.
Harder for turbo autists to get good at if you improvise tactics all the time.

s1mple the team killer

>Had it for less time

No the didn't.

why is it called moments of luck and not "moments of playing against braindead silvers"

Chinks only got cs like a month ago.

proof?

twitter.com/BnTeTCSGO/status/892001388946898944

>quit csgo years ago
>decide to come back
>have to level up in fucking 10v10s and shitty valve deathmatch to even be able to play ranked
>my rank has decayed so much that I play with silver mouthbreathers
>need to level up even further for """prime matchmaking""" so there are even more cheaters, something I thought was impossible when I quit before
Is this a joke? How is this game still popular in this state? Do you people even play this shit or is it just esports and gambling?

First result of Google, fuckwit

Show it.

twitlonger.com/show/n_1sq2t5g

Press S to spit on his grave.

S

Press K to kill yourself.

I hope he doesn't join fatko's team, and goes to dazed and swag.

He was trash, but then again so is all of NiP.

>He was trash

hello reddo

>thinks friberg has been good at any point in the last 3 years
Retard.

How do I keep my cool and play consistently when people are fucking around in MM? It feels like when someone wants to troll, I perform worse as well.

>play mm
>opposing team staying at tspawn stacking on top of each other
>decide to knife them all
>win
thanks for the ez win gotards

>you can legit see your teammates through walls
wth
I didn't know that

How do I "counterstrafe" when moving forward? Pressing S and W at the same time doesn't sound like a good idea. Should I crouch?

learn to stop giving a shit. i'm serious, if the situation seems hopeless and your mates are just fucking about and you know you're gonna lose just try to play and get some kills or have fun. definitely dont let it get to you or you'll just tilt and get mad. used to have this same problem until i stopped giving a fuck

??? i have no problem just quickly tapping S to counterstrafe going forward. idk how its a problem for you but crouching instead definitely doesnt sound like a good idea

clgaming.net/news/849

>The Madison Square Garden Company ACQUIRES CONTROLLING STAKE IN COUNTER LOGIC GAMING
CLG are now officially
>rags
of NA ESports

>rank up to gold nova 3, same rank as my friends
>they all rank up to MG overnight

time to quit

>he thinks rank matters

its all about aim and precision

>thinks rank is about aim and precision
You can be the best player in the world and still have a hard time carrying shitters on CT side, individual skill is mostly only important on T side.

twitter.com/BnTeTCSGO/status/892001388946898944

cute!!!

Just played with the worst LEM I have ever had the pleasure of encountering, while enjoying the misfortune of my ISP giving me 330 ping for no fucking reason (official servers are 67ms my ass). No mic, no strats, no game sense, ignores callouts, no rotations..

Fucking 10/10 game. How do fucking retards like that even make it to eagle?

>what are cheats
>what are bought accounts
>what is boosted trash

hello reddo

He has 3.3k hours and seems to think he's on a semi-pro team.

If that's what it takes to win esea money I have no hope for straya.

I can already tell he's 100 times better than you, and you're just a whiny crybaby boosted silver bitchboi.

I can tell you're that anime faggot who uses cheats and thinks he's good because his aimbot has a short fov.

I can tell that you're so mad, you have to project about the only thing you're noticed on csgog for two weeks you've spent here.

lol, I hit the nail on the head, didn't I?

Maybe he was drunk or high or sad, idk

You hit the reddit on your head alright.

Gotta dial back the bitterness, user. Just because someones mad about silver shitters it doesn't mean they are mad about you, unless you're a silver shitter yourself who relies on a computer to play the game for you :-)

>being this mad

Got tasked with writing an enterprise iphone app
Should I Swift?

what am I in for?

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I'm so glad I'm not an Australian subhuman.

Thanks for the (You)'s

Thanks for the comedy.

It's been a pleasure, ya poof

Unlike the game where you lost because you're a baddie.

I was only a terrorist for 7 rounds, you fibber

Imagine being so mad after losing a game, that you need to go to your folder with 5 neatly named reaction images you organized just for Veeky Forums, after finding the website two weeks prior, and start posting lies and damage control with your super cool images.

>184463878
>Neatly organised
My downloads folder is a realm of chaos on its own, I've even got duplicates of the same memes because I lost track of some of the danker ones

Nice damage control, silver shitter. Nobody asked for it though.

Imagine being so argumentative that you would actually try and out shitpost an australian

Hold on a sec, Australians play cs:go?

Imagine losing a game because you're a subhuman, and coming on Veeky Forums to cry about it.

Why would any one be mad about silver shitters tho? Being silver is the most fun, light-hearted, carefree time in every cs player's life. You just run around with bizon shootan dem bots left and right and life is good

We try to, but our dodo dialup internet is sometimes unreliable

More like your dodo brains LMAO

I'll diddle your dodo, faggot

>I'll d-d-d-diddle your d-dodo, f-faggot ;_;

>He thinks I'm taking this seriously

You're a leaf, aren't you?

>autimatic?

>I'm only p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pretending to be retarded

lmao

>obvious walling in gold nova prime matchmaking
>cheater's team convinced it's a smurf
gotards?

s1mple will kill next interation of navi

tfw you'll never have a CS:GO groupie

>Type status in console
>You can tell autists are still using rate 128000 when the rate limit is now 768432

what should interp and interp_ratio be?

I can not learn spray patterns
;_;

swag is so handsome~
rude
theyre super simple to learn! just practice

all you gotta do is press t and pick which sprays you have opened already

I use the cl_interp 0 which gets forced up to the lowest value and cl_interp_ratio 1 because it gives the lowest interp delay.

I never understood that shit I've read about "use interp_ratio 2 if you have higher than 30 ping". Literally nothing about the command says its dependant on ping and yet this "advice" gets passed around in guides over and over again.

but I binded t for molly my dude

>not binding spacebar for molly

>losing 0-7
>our bottom fraggers turn on his picohacks
>win 3-4 rounds in a row
>it boosts our morale
>enemy gets triggered
>he turns off
>we gain momentum and win
>he is still bottom frag at the end of the game
kek
what a shitshow

Do you guys think that esea admins saw my homevideo collection?

esea sees everything. how do you think they knew about the ibp throwing in the first place

Do what some Quake players do - bind move forward to your right mouse button. Bind secondary fire to somewhere else, maybe W or spacebar