/twg/ - Total War General

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kek

Oh come on, even they have fucking donutsteel names???

If you have nothing to contribute, you should learn to shut the fuck up. All I want is a simple answer to my question and I thought this was the best place to ask.

Can't wait to gas the enemies of the Underempire with liquid Skaven shit!!!

I know it's been discussed to death, but what really went wrong? It feels like more than it was just rushed, it was just so broken - felt like a completely different game to Shogun 2

It'd be neat to have the Sigmarines as maybe like a bonus hidden unit where you have to go to a specific part of the campaign map to get them

no

But the way he wrote the sentence makes it look like he wasn't talking about Rome 2. Was it made by interns?

no

whats the last ritual word ?

>wants something to contribute
>browses /v/

Either stay here and lurk in silence or fuck off

>fuck up WHFB forever with End Times and Sigmarines
>bring back Roboute Girlyman in 40k and throw the current primarch in the side
>all of this happened when Lord Solar Commander Matt Ward came back

Really makes you think.

Asrai females marrying Bretonnians and Reiklanders?

Warpstone.

Fuck you, I don't give a fuck what an asshole like you thinks

they added a new thing

What kind of name is Sig marines

It's a meme, they are stormcast eternals

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I browse /v/ and still contribute here.

What you gonna do about it, faggot?

>being proud of it

Nothing can be done to worsen your situation so I guess nothing

Warpstone.

The clue is in the tweet that linked it ("green glow") as well as a short clip of warpstone in the Hydra showcase.

Fuck off, go back throwing money at GW while they shit on you with lame high fantasy

>3 more rituals before CA stop the "RATS DONT EXIST XDDD" meme

i cant wait for it to end

I WILL NOT STAND IDLE

Fey Enchantress smiting Manfred the manlet von Carstein on a wall relief found on the bulgarian black sea coast

Sigmar + Space Marines because they look like Space Marines but are Stormcast Eternals created by Sigmar.
Basically Fantasy Space Marines

Who here /goodgoy/?

I guess/hope after Norsca release we'll finally get based rats

>Browse /v/ before the split.
>Split happens
>Go to Veeky Forums to talk about specific games with people who appreciate them
>Go to /v/ to shitpost or talk about games that aren't on Veeky Forums or to talk about games which have Veeky Forums threads which are fucking awful or dead.

WHEN WILL WE GET THE EMPIRE AND CHAOS WARRIORS WE DESERVE???

>he only bought it today
Wew

>Hand-sized blood-sucking lamprey flies

Th-they see a twin-tailed comet at the end of the book
G-guys?

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Are you the High King or a mewling beardling. You got this. You don't got this.

posted the wrong one

Daily reminder that Malekith is the rightful king of the elves.
Carry on, peasants.

>Today
Shame on you bad goy

You're fucked lad

>mods
Cheater

A sign from Sotek!

We don't serve yer kind here.

While I wouldn't call it "marrying", many an Asrai Oneesan has enjoyed moments of wonderful intimacy with the youth of Bretonnia

I bought it for 30 britbongs on 2game.com (official shop) after conversion to euro I still only paid like 33€. Thanks for the Brexit. Sadly I'm on holiday right now and you can't activate keys via the app or on the site. But tomorrow I'll be back and show of my good goy status in steam

who /skeletons/ here

> Yukannadoozat

I'm glad they are keeping the lizardman joke names alive

Every time I play vampires, I am always reminded I could've gotten a vampire-chan advisor. Also, how do I get better at von Carsteins.

THROGG AND HISTORY LIVING IN HARMONY OR ELSE ME SMASH YOU HEAD!

Which is the dullest faction? GS or Dwarfs?

Raise two armies, fill them with everything you can by turn 2, even if you go bankrupt then destroy the vampire counts and templehof. Keep conquering and never stop, don't bother with recruiting buildings as you'll be able to recruit the highest tier units with raise dead

Chaos.

Beastmen

Your favourite faction.

They are probably the most fun faction

you shut your fucking mouth

True Chaos is being boring!

They're not though, their roster and campaign is boring as fuck. Both greenskins and dwarves have way more diversity regarding their units

that's a big axe

They have ambush and minotaurs
Unbeatable combo

>needing unit diversity
>when you have BIG MINOTAUR AXE_

>Play Skarnik
>Ambush Karak Norn

Swish, smack! Whip crack!
Smash, grab! Pinch, nab!
You go, my lad!
Ho, ho! my lad!
The black crack! the back crack!
The black crack! the back crack!
Down down to Goblin-town
Down down to Goblin-town
Down down to Goblin-town
You go, my lad!
Ho, ho! my lad!

Goblins quaff, and Goblins beat
Goblins laugh, and Goblins bleat
Below, my lad!
Ho, ho! my lad!

valten's birth my dude

I'm the guy you replied to, and I did the same thing, which is why I only got it today

I wish Orcs could hit the kind of insane leadership Beastmen can reach.

For (You)

>Poor leadership

>Goblins slaughtered, and Goblins gettin' beat
>Goblins dying, and Goblins that bleed
english's not my native language so I suck at that ;_;

I've gotten my halberdiers as the Empire to get 110+ leadership with about 40 MA and almost 60 MD. If that's not holding the fucking line I don't know what is.

It's time for a great Beastmen migration.

Where shall we go?

It is now July, a chill wind blows in Naggaroth but the sea of malice is beginning to thaw. From Ghrond, a messenger comes bearing word of an ancient prophecy involving the lands of north Lustria. The Hag Queens offer many sacrifices to Khaine, while their underlings train relentlessy. Meanwhile the Druchii of Clar Karond whip their slaves ceaselessly in preparation for the Witch-Kings coming campaign.
A great fleet is being assembled and the armies of the Druchii arm themselves for total war, domination by a best elf soon!

SYLVANIA

1-3: Across Tilea, Estalia and Bretonnia towards Athel Loren
4-6: Along the World's Edge mountains
7-9: Into the Empire
0: Sail all the way to Norsca

>Where shall we go?
To the heart of the Old World, let Malagor (pbuh) bring them the light of the Chaos Gods with slaughter, rape and terror!

You Druchii sluts deserve to be filled to the brim with defiled rat seed

t. stuck up High Elf bitch

I NEED THE STUFF MAN WHERE IS THE STUFF

Don't worry user, CA gave us this E-Book about about some Skinks on Total War Access! That should satisfy you for now, right?

I'm actually a Skaven fag and will masturbate to the thought of elf bitches getting some nasty Skaven filling after every battle won :^)

We move towards Sylvania, but we won't stop there, the Empire is next.

On our Migration we are intercepted by Wurzag in Border Prince territory. He hardly puts up a fight.

>have the single most fun unit in the game
>good campaign mechanics

I think you're just a faggot user

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So I'm unfamiliar with the lore, are there half species in the war hammer universe? Like half elves and the like? I know fimir rape kislevian girls but they produce more fimir that way, not half fimir half humans

They are the most fun horde faction, that's for sure

I think there were some half-elves in the early editions, but that's it.

There used to be very, very early on but they've been retconned.

No, its avoided in this universe, or at least has been for the last two decades after the lore formalized

wood elves kidnap bretonnian kids regularly but i dont know if they use them for breeding halflings or just eating them

Post brutal carnage.

"eating" them

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