/palg/ - Paladins General

Here we go again

oh my god why cant this meme just die? it wasnt even funny the first time

Came back through time to year 2017. Where is The Conossieur? What timeline is this, where we don't have a vampire champion?

it only continues if you retards keep replying to it and giving them the (you)'s they want
this is not difficult to understand

>vampire hero
>can use it only on the one night time map

HI-Rez will never give us a vampire champ, even less a timestop vampire champ.

The Connoisseur would of course be a High Vampire, which means he'll be able to walk during the day as well. While Lesser Vampires are conce3rned with petty things such as bringing down the Sun and plunge the world in an era of eternal night, High Vampires are more concerned in individuality and the arts. Like all vampires, High Vampires are born killers but The Connoisseur's nonchalant personality and self-control allows him to work properly with others towards a common purpose.

Just play jenos with 32% life steal and life rip 3 :^)

What happened to Sawmill siege? Haven't seen it get picked in ages.

Use it wisely

>play a match
>pick seris, one guy takes the hit for the full flanker/damage team and picks FL
>we utterly stomp the fuckers, just the two of us both with top damage and score
>after the game he adds me
>palms are sweaty and I already have vomit on my shirt: mom's pasta
>"hey, nice heals seris, wanna play together?"
>"s-s-sure"
>proceed to UTTERLY STOMP match after match for a few days straight.
>he's actually a really nice guy, which is so fucking rare in today's online gaming scene
>the type of guy who'd probably be a guild leader back during TBC / WOTLK WOW
>a few days later he tells me he gotta go
>"ok, see ya tomorrow?"
>"can't, I have some personal business I need to take care of"
>"ok, when will I see you again?"
>"probably never"

Where are you? I... I loved you.

What loadout/legendary card should I use for Ash?

Only the shoulder bash. Rest is useless and shit. Just focus around your shoulder bash and you'll be golden.

Is buying the champ skin chest the best way to spend my free crystals?

If you dont really have any skins, sure I guess. I'd suggest spend them on Summer Chest while its still there, great value if you have all the emotes/voicepacks unlocked.

Reminder that if they will ever introduce high skillcap champions you will have to endure weeks of shitters playing them and losing games, unless you use autoclickers and never play anything else until the fad dies out.
Reminder that if they will never introduce high skillcap champions you will still have to endure weeks of shitters playing them and possibly lose a bit less games at the cost of getting bored with the game because all new champions will have five autoaim abilities and you will spend your lifespan dodgerolling with Cassie and without a gf

I like comp, i like to troll on comp, i like to pick, champs i suck with on comp, fuck your elo, fuck your frames

>without a gf
Already accepted that
>cassie
Absolutely disgusting

Holy moly ded thread.
I love Ying. I will love her for all eternity, through any obstacle and with no exceptions. She is perfect.

ok, cool

wow, playing scorchnando is the best

>wow, playing scorchnando is broken
FTFY

so it's best

...

so do the characters know that they respawn? you got dialog like "I'll remember this!"

i like ash in this pic. she seems like she's at peace with herself and the world

Gameplay isn't canon? At least that's what I'm guessing they'll say if they really are doing the whole lore thing.

I don't think lore can work well when they add it in after the fact.

I can almost see that happening.
That other game that shall not be named has everyone fighting everyone for no real reason. The "conflict" is for the sake of gameplay and nothing else.

Can someone explain how respawn timers work?

>"probably never"
Ow, fuck, my feelings.
I hope he's back one day.

Yeah, her expression says : "Fuck yeah i'm great, pass me more of those mushrooms tiny person"

Maybe not but I think it could turn out fine if they just have fun with it and the characters. This begs the question of what people would like in terms or comics or maybe in-game shorts.

>you will never get high with Willo
Why live.

that's a long leg

Don't know man, life is suffering :(

>whenmomsaysspaghettiisready.png

hey user, i made this to remember the fun

>won legit 80% of my siege games these days
>guru is still down and they won't register
fug

>tfw push the payload is my lowest winrate mode at 40%
I don't know how this happens, every time I get a full damage/flank team against two tanks and a healer. It has to be rigged

MUH API

Thanks for the chuckle

>api still under maintenance

I hope it stay down

Same issue here. The matchmaking seems to have serious issues going between modes. Siege I get decent teams, everything else it's all downhill.

Anyone got a fernando loadout? Want to get into him as a new tank option and I hear he's pretty strong atm

I use this. Scorch and Aegis are interchangeable depending on the map or mode, but that's up to you I think.

s-she's fast

lmao what a loser

you wait until you respawn

>incinerate 3 instead of 4
>safe travel 2
>no launch

it's shit

I swear the timer is randomized

>last pick tries to get first pick to switch with him for no reason other than entitlement

14 defending 8 attacking, 8 all if no capture yet

>team picks 2 DD's, 2 flanks
>kindly ask them to pick a tank
>suddenly 3 of them change to tank
>we win effortlessly
If someone had told me what would have happened before the game, I wouldn't believe them.

www.twitch.tv
/raynday
raynday with Martini the fuccboi on some dumbass podcast

Would watch if it was anyone but Raynday

>GoT
gross bye

Had the same reaction

hello im trying to escape overwatch, does this game have shit champions like torb and sym that are basically just bots? i dont mind playing against AI for the few first levels but not in every game for the rest of my fucking life.

Not a native speaker but I gave it a go:

Drogoz
Drogoz over paradise
Drogoz
Drogoz over paradise

Flaming trails of a well-placed barrage
raining down, adding cauterize
Now the potatoes slowly retreat
to the spawn room - out of sight

Flying jets carry across the map's ground,
Missiles shooting to their face,
In the distance you can
hear the dragon - yell in rage

Only greed is with us now
Something warm and pure
Get the kills and grab the gold
no need for a nerf

When their gazes' down
and the aim is bad
Lives will be claimed with his shots

Oh how embarrassing
All this K-D-A

This is pubbers sacrificed

Taking screenshots too
with a queer tact
The reptile tail gets user all jacked

When the game ends
We will not forget the
Drogoz over paradise

pretty good :)

thank you

Thanks, bro. High five!

What do you mean "basically just bots?" you mean characters where you can just set up turrets and then go AFK?

There's Barik, Ying and Kinessa that can set up turrets, illusions and mines but they still need the players to be actively doing other stuff.

Having a Kinessa in your team = loss
There aren't any really broken champion except for Cassie but you have to aim.
Skye, Maeve and Torvald are good at low level but they become shit after

How badly do you think they'll nerf this card?

when is console getting jenos

So...based on Raynday's podcast we'll get another new champ next patch? 3 in a row?

1 month from PC update

Why is Maeve so flat?

>rank 17 jenos with a support memestack on payload
just let me grind my low rank champions you assholes

I hope demon is a flat female too.

Anyone want to group up? I'm sick of these randoms who refuse to talk and all pick flankers

aero dynamics

ying might get a rework on her "inhand"
next patch notes is 3hours earlier
clips.twitch.tv
/MagnificentRelentlessKuduCharlietheUnicorn

Post your ign and region. Wouldn't mind playing with a few palabros.

so a shatter rework? like changing the illusions from healing to damage?

Souls8/North America

"Inhand" as in, the LMB attack or what?
They better treat my girl right. She deserves only the best.

That's a surprinsingly good Maeve pic.

From the clip it sounds like they changed how it feel (sound/graphics) rather than the fonctionality.

inhand refers to lmb attacks, it's a holdover from the smite days

On that note I have an option to refer someone, so if you want that add me.

The/vul/ture/waits/to/see/what/rots/ -> 8 syllables

Lives/will/be/claimed/with/his/shots -> 7 syllables

Sounds kinda off if you were to sing it, how about "Lives will be claimed with well-placed shots"?

It's from "Yanamarsh", some russian artist, made that Ying pic too.

lol

lmao they're trying it again, last time they tried this
youtu.be/mfZjVR7Cq-c?t=1012 everyone told them to leave her weapon her alone

I fucking hate it how the fuck am I supposed to win when my team includes drogoz who bought no fucking items and an andro that fucking walks all the way from spawn to the payload and 2 other useless fucking damage shitters. IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

Everything else sounds really good though, good shit my dude

before he stated this he did ask what qualifies as a rework
so it may just be a weapons feel change