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> News
- The first Switch My Nintendo rewards are Splatoon 2 equipment (Japan exclusive so far) - New update patching exploit and tweaking special costs: en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/p/897
- Dualie Squelchers added.
- The next NA/EU Splatfest is Mayo vs Ketchup has been announced. Join a team and scrub your Tees for 2000 coins each.

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- pastebin.com/h04p6aqy

> FAQ
- pastebin.com/1wPYkZc9

> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- imgur.com/a/eV8p0
>S2 New weapon stats
-imgur.com/a/NFzgv

>S2 Headgear
-imgur.com/a/9w8lx
>S2 Shirts
-imgur.com/a/gUexS
>S2 Shoes
-imgur.com/a/Cq7La

> Resources
- pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL

> Wiki
- splatoonwiki.org/

> User Stats
- splatoon.nintendo.net/

> if you want to add your friend code before splatoon goes out use this:
- docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> list of FC:
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

Other urls found in this thread:

strawpoll.me/13578440
strawpoll.me/13552055/r
strawpoll.me/13546026/r
strawpoll.me/13560042/r
strawpoll.me/13573568
poal.me/r644gw
twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/891946780765470726
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Reposting for the burgers:

strawpoll.me/13578440

So it's been officially decided - the Octobrush is the biggest crutch weapon in Splatoon 2 as voted. So /ink/, I leave one last simple yes/no question - do you think the Octobrush is a crutch weapon?

Previous results:
strawpoll.me/13552055/r
strawpoll.me/13546026/r
strawpoll.me/13560042/r

I like you guys until you turn into tripfags. Lots of love.

Is the Jet Squelcher a solid nomination for "most improved" after the Rapid Blaster?

Draw octolings and other octarians doing cute things together

Sorry for fucking up so bad in Salmon Run earlier. If it makes you feel better I fell back to overachiever and had to crawl back up.

Sex with Marie!

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Octobrush

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WHERE ARE THE OCTOBOYS NINTENDO

strawpoll.me/13573568

The Octobrush got nerfed in 2, though.

poal.me/r644gw
Should I buy a switch and make a royal return to this place?

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>tfw unlocked the minin splatling
this thing just mows down idiots, it's hilarious

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oh holy fuck i remember you
please come back

Nah, the squelcher was actually better before thanks to splash wall

Octos>squids
This is a fact

Too early for tripfags shitting up the thread.

I am not going to use a trip breh. Just avatarfagging occasionally

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ayy
i played games with you

>Be me, frustrated user from a while back who ordered a Switch bundle from GameStop and was blogposting a lot
>Decided (In the past) to finally call GameStop customer support to see what's going on
>A nice indian man (of fucking course) helps me figure out what's wrong
>Apparently, when you order Nintendo Switch bundles online through GameStop's website, you're paying for preorders
>Meaning the bundle I bought was going to arrive on 8/11
>Ask to cancel it, and check for bundles that come sooner (Successfully cancelled it because they don't charge you until the package ships)
>Figure out on that day there's a new bundle that comes with a switch, Splatoon 2, Snipperclips and a Splatoon 2 themed travel case
>Website says it ships on 8/1 but the living stereotype on the phone says it'll arrive on 8/4
>Think to myself "Fuck it, I'll wait 9 days, it can't get any better than this"
>Fast forward to the future, on this day, 7/31/2017 at 9:55
>Check my email, apparently my bundle arrives today by 3PM

So what am I in for, lads? Will I be able to play Salmon Run today? Is the Splatfest up?

I like their hair better

not you again

Yeah, you really need to stop blogposting you little shit

Same thing.

All that shit is in a bundle? I bought all that shit at the same time at my game stop the day the game came out.
Snipperclips is great if you have a 7 year old stepbrother you play with sometimes

I shall refrain from using avatars then. dont wanna get banned right babe

>tfw no one to play salmon run with

I'll play.

Yea me too, make a room and post fc

So, XP bonus tickets are bullshit?
>Got 1040p on turf war
>Won, so add +1000p
>2040p credited on after match screen
>Only got credited 2100p

Now, I'm not good at math, but 50% of 2040 is 1020, isn't it? Shouldn't I get 3060xp instead of 2100?

August's Salmon Run gear piece?

God I hope not that looks terrible

You don't get xp exactly based on your turfed points.

I bet pearls a little virgin pervert who thinks about boy bits a lot

>Doing Salmon Runs, everythings going great
>It's a Valve wave
>Everyone goes full retard like headless chickens

Suit yourself, I like it. Just needs some appropriately baggy and charcoal stained squid clothing to go with it.

That's not how exp works. After a battle, right on the exp bar:
>+600 Win Bonus
>+500 Turf Bonus
>+300 Time Bonus
1400 * 1.5 = 2100 exp

I've only done it once with randoms, I think they shot all the valves at once so we got overrun, not sure exactly how it works.

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What the fuck. When did this change? Splatoon1 was turf inked = exp won wasn't it?

>someone finds the Goldie
>does not use "that way" or even booyah to tell everyone

is it actually you

That's for money now.

Pearl Marina version when

Samefag

so what's the more ideal way to level now?
Turf war?

>I am aroused

Hot!

who the fuck are you

It would probably look like if Prince was a squid and more effeminate

Ranked

nah

It doesn't matter who I am. What matters is my plan.

No!
Get at least 500p and stay on top to win.
Ranked is too unpredictable for you to waste tickets on.

I disagree with your choice in themes

it's the only theme that doesn't burn my eyes out in my dark room

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Why is Splatzones so shit bros?

>Not using 'Tomorrow'.
C'mon.

That's actually kinda neat.

>It doesn't matter who I am.
>explicitly posting your name with a poll begging people for you to come back

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Not enough 2-zone maps.

Adjust your screen settings Mr baby eyes

Nobody cared for who I was until I used the 2006 meme.

aww meow

You've got to shoot the valves until you find the goldie, shoot the goldie and repeat

Shopping!

>tfw Profreshional
>tfw feel like i got carried to it
>tfw don't want to salmon run with /ink/ because i might look bad

>tfw fucked around in turf war with a roller too much and now I'm retarded.

Does Salmon Run reset your 99+ bonus each time it resets?
I swear I had more then 100 last time but when I came in today I was on 50?

Turfwar is best because even if you lose you would get at least 1200 exp (when using a ticket of 1.5, it's 1600 if you use x2) just ink at least 500 points. 20 loses = 24000 (or 32000 if x2)

It will probably happen. I made an ass out of myself earlier.

same

I am sick and fucking tired of playing Moray Towers and Mainstage maps. Every time I'm on these shitty maps are polluting either ranked or turf wars.
this game needs a new map ASAP

How does this shit happen?

ranked
get 2500 for +/- 1 minute of game time mostly. Mostly.

How does what happen?

>he bothered to redraw the orange behind his name

>God damn retarded team wipes constantly.
Fuck you, holy shit.

It's getting an Octarian-themed one for Splatfest. Only for Splatfest

I assume 784 eggs compared to everyone else

Thats nothing, I've gotten 1,400+before.

this fucking game and how it purposefully holds back content

Post proof, and pics.

twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/891946780765470726

>A-
>Constantly paired with some of the worst shitters I've seen yet.
Fuck ranked.

twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/891946780765470726

But that's not fair. Now I want to see the mystery zone.

Rate my Woomy

I hate Splatzones in ranked. I'm A+ in Rain maker and Tower control, but I've been going between A - B- in SZ.

She's making me stand tall if you catch my drift

>QSJ

>dem Ridges
W-Woomy...