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1st for shaker most picked hero

>not rooting for the team that results in the maximum amount of butthurt and shitposting

try better next time

Reminder to complete your predictions d2g

is Crystal """Maiden""" the worst title given to someone in dota land?

I do not like the edition of this thread.

Reminder that I still haven't bought a goypendium

LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

what was going through ccnc mind then and there
what a little shit, lol

lol

it's true though

Imposter?

what was this thirdie trying to say? help me out

The funnies part of that match is everybody reporting the Lina that went mid instead.

reminder that CC&Cs actions were supported by all of his teammates and they were spamming "report lina" for lane stealing.

CC&C had the courtesy to end the game in 11 minutes instead of losing at 20.

that's actually the saddest part
sycophant servile asskissers

that omni especially
tldr

just play the game, you 12 yo

Valve should invite SingSing to TI as an analyst

he's not exactly the most well spoken personality though

his last strim had 10k viewers, bullcuck gets 8 on average, infact bullcuck was streaming at the same time and had less watchers than singsing

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some post frog1 and frog2 RIGHT NOW

I need them urgently for a pre-ti memeposter

l'espirit d'escalier

au revoir

Wykrhm Reddy@wykrhm
Pajkatt and Biver out of Na`Vi.

Wykrhm Reddy@wykrhm
Pajkatt and Biver out of Na`Vi.

Wykrhm Reddy@wykrhm
Pajkatt and Biver out of Na`Vi.

>Group A is fucking stacked outside of Infamous
>Group B looks like a Tier 2 LAN outside of VP
This is like GSW on West and Cavs on East all over again
GSW had to go trough Best Coast while Cavs have a cakewalk until GSW shitfaced them
Nice script Valve taking notes from NBA didn't ya?

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>stacked
>TNC
>Fnatic
>Empire
>Infamous
>when group B has all the other chink teams as well + VP and C9

???

>356 gpm on ember

thank god singsing isn't pro anymore, shit was painful to watch

Fucking finally
Reso + Random support slav to Navi before they crash and burn like Alliance

>no maelstorm
what a noob i bet he didn't pick spell amplification talent either

Sing's main problem was reportedly being too emotional, which I assume added to the tilt. Instead of streaming for peanut money he should have spend these 3 years in a buddhist temple, then come back to the scene.

>hvost as coach
>Dendi still on the team
another year of irrelevance

TNC can actually play against Tier 1 teams unlike Faceless
With their more diverse drafts they can go toe to toe with Tier 1s and go for top 3 at this rate

What a handsome man.

>he thinks fucking C9 is actually better than TNC or Fnatic
>implying C9 could even reach top 8

Come the fuck on lad.

Listening to PPD talk about EG team atmosphere during his days and how he drafted was pretty cool. But the fact that he admitted that he can't catch up with pro dota these days and will likely never play pro again was sad.

when was this? was it the podcast with day9?

man I still need to listen to that later.

>wanting to tarnish your master drafter reputation you left behind by shitting up the dota scene with your washed up plays

he retired on top, loda can not say the same. Poor cuck had to get forced off his team after playing a shit carry for years, left in the most undignified way.

Burning bridges with every "fun" stack he played with while he streamed should be a clue into what happens when the stakes are 100x more and the competition is 100x higher.
You want calm and stable dudes like GH or mindcontrol, kpii, Fly, s4.

nth for OG choking at TI

yeah
it wasn't anything revolutionary but it was cool to listen him talk about being team captain and drafter

C9 is probably the biggest underdog of this tournament. I think they'll go very far.

who are we rooting for this TI?

you should watch it if you can stand fat9 spew starcraft related anecdote or comparison every two minutes or so

me

If they didn't have EE, I'd agree. The team is good.

Infamous

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the team that is losing, picked better waifus or heroes you like
thats what i do every tournament

Are you fucking kidding me lad? Planet Dog are without a doubt the underdogs to watch this TI.

>C9
>when they have god damn PLD, Fata, and Aui

good to know

yeah sure I loved broodwar back in the day

...

im rooting for secret and planet dog

how many hours are left?

reddit

>wake up
>dotards still getting cucked
Starcraft is back, get fucked with your dead game.

How can one man be so based?

dubs for NA not making top 8 this year

>infiltrating dota and crashing TI with no survivors just before return of the true esports king Starcraft brood war remaster
i dont know

>go from 3.4k to 4.3k in 10 days after fresh calibration
is there hope for me?

dubs for EU not making top 8 this year

TRIP FOR SEA VS SEA FINAL

tfw Slacks and Bulldog have higher chance to attend future events than the current talents

if you make it out of 4k you have officially beat dota. Only point to grind mmr after that is to either be a caster to become pro.

They're still tier 2 but they're slowly but surely climbing up to be a definite top 3 team come next year.

The team is just one good captain away from becoming godly.

>4.3k
Youve reached the purgatory, enjoy ur stay

depends on what heroes you played
if 5 we gonna get puppey vs EE finals

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>if 5 we gonna get puppey vs EE finals

>if 5 we gonna get puppey vs EE finals

i played a lot of heroes but i was most successful when i played mid and safelane

i dunno, the games still seem pretty easy for the most part.

Why is there no black Dota 2 player? Is the game racist?

4.3-4.6k is where its at

I hope blizzard fucks itself and noone plays that ancient shit

they're all too busy with fightan games and smash

Bulba

LEGENDARY MASON

Also no black hero
He's Indian.

because they have to pour time and dedication into it while these white boys get everything for free

MSS

listened to 50 min of the ppdcast and I never saw or heard anything of Day9'S content before

I have to say that Day9 has won me over after only 10 minutes

this guy is just so extremely likeable and seems like an all around nice guy

he is like a fusion of some uber nerd and your little brother type persona who's alway ultra curious about what you do, asking questions all the time and being a bit goofy

but you can never be mad at him, because he's just an adorable genuine person

dragon knight is a nigger underneath his armor

tresdin is black, ember spirit, chen, monkey we wuz kangs.

there are black heroes you mongoloid.

smash is a fighting game

>ember spirit
>monkey
They aren't black.
Also 2 out of 100+ is hardly representative if we want to have an inclusive hero cast that doesn't make minorities feel excluded.

Why is that pudge being a dick? based AM just complimenting him for being white and he is a dick about it.

how come we don't see more TB + VS strats?

that's the joke

Reminder EG got the hardest group and will probably struggle due to giving strats away early just to survive.

>player with 3k less mmr than you shittalks you
wat do

Good one I jejed

>no black hero
chen my friend

>ember not black
>has nigger nose and skin is literally black
>monkey king
>monkey
>not black

nice b8 m8 but no th8nks.

ember spirit isn't
sun wukong is though

>tresdin
LC clearly is a sandnigger or mixed, see nose and other facial features.

>monkey king is black

>/d2g/ tricks me into believing I'm a baddy
>When I go safelane carry or mid, and team doesn't feed I win.

Earth shaker, the resident offlane nigger. I did not forget about you.

>he has to restrict himself to playing 2 roles out of 5 to win
>he thinks he's any good
Sorry friend but good players can make their team win no matter their position.

>sand nigger

fucking niggers dude.

whoever picks TB

>uninstall dota 2
>reinstall
>play
>suddenly winstreak

sometimes, i dont understand gaben