Overwatch General - /owg/

zarya's so i can have nice hardy protein shake tiddy milk to suckle on

Alright it's time

Mobility support that uses basically uses the gels from Portal 2 cuz fuck it Overwatch is no stranger to stealing concepts from Valve games.
>M1: shotgun-like fire of caustic gel that does extra damage to armor
>M2: fire continuous stream of speed gel that allows allies to speed boost for 2 seconds after crossing over it. Same ammo pool as primary fire.
>L-Shift: fire big blob of bounce gel that allows allies to jump extra high. Automatically jumps if speedboosting while crossing over it.
>E: fire vertical line of sticky gel that slows enemies that cross over it for 1 second. Allows allies to stick to applied walls if they hold spacebar
>Ult: lay down weapon which fires a geyser of speed and bounce gel over a wide radius. Pulls out gun that fires sticky gel for minor damage and slow

Mercy mains are cute. Cute!
One day I am going to kiss a cute Mercy main on the lips!

i want symetra to breast feed me

sounds fun, but useless

Avatar or Spirit for Doomfist?

i want to suck on mei's milkies!

i'm not cute, my face is full of acne

spirit

It's a support so he's not supposed to be DPS although the shotgun fire would be more damaging than most support weapons to compensate for lack of healing

I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD

Any news on summer games tomorrow/new ptr patch?

Datamine suggests there may be a beach theme

Is Doomfist shit?

someone datamined ID's for a bunch of new items, and something to do with it being "beach related"

How much do the Summer Games skins cost? 1000?

probably 3000

Here comes T.Racer!

nope, he's very powerful

oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy
does that mean could be a thing?

No. It means this.

user freckles show up when you spend too long on the sun and Tracey's traceys don't get any sunlight due to her accelerator.

I only have about 40 unlocks for all characters but since the lootbox update the only things I've been getting are Doomfist related. It's ridiculous. I got 4 Doomfist items in one lootbox at one point.

Jesus christ I hope so.

D-does anyone have any OW ass?

I WANT A REINHARDT BUTTPAD

Why is he very powerful?

Sombra skin when?
>pls be good

Maybe

So is doomfist a genji foil?
Both got maimed and became cyborgs but one embraced their past and used it to strengthen themselves as well as embracing cyborg from the start.
One rejected their past and saw their cyborg as a curse until they were brought into enlightening events showed him he was wrong in his past life.

I want to hold hands with Mei!

I wanna date Tracer

I wanna date Symmetra

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No.
Not to mention Doomfist only lost an arm.

how did she died?

>you're only allowed to save 2 preset custom games
>just saved over my le epic boss battle mode that I took probably hours autistically fine tuning

Well fuck me why doesn't it warn you?

I'm in a competitive and I just locked in Genji, how do I play him? quick!

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Only if you know her real name without searching it up.

How bout a Sombra main ;*

I wanna date a cute user.

I wanna be friends with an user!

>i drew a videogame character pls give me money
i will never understand this

>when you get Mercy in Mystery Heroes

I love Angela!

I want to cook her favorite meal for her when we come home tired from a long day of working at the hospital together!

dumb neets think they can draw vidya porn as a full time job

is Roadhog a vegetarian

friendly reminder that sym the slay queen will never ever be nerfed so all of you fags that are complaining about her beam draining your health in an instant can suck a dick. she can teleport the whole team and shield them and the lovely turrets will take you out if you try to even look for them. hail the brown queen. :^)

Me too, user. Me too.

He may be kosher since he doesn't like bacon

She isn't dead...
Yet. *unzips condom*

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>playing QP
>Lv.8 player called "BestFisterNA"
I hate fags like this. Get a fucking life

Did you guys know that Scatter with a damage boost like Mercy or Discord Orb can oneshot every hero at every distance without requiring line of sight?

>playing QP

That's how Wraxu got so high.

Scatter Arrow isn't gonna be nerfed, is it?

I'm sure he likes spit roast pork, or as we call it here, nerfed Hog.

How do you feel about 25 year old, fat, bearded virgins?

Cause if that's your thing you're in luck

>started at season high this morning

:/

>still using gravestone victory poses

He seems like an animal rights activist. Hence the quote "We're all animals."

Either that or he just really likes pigs.

>tfw 25 fat bearded and engaged to the love of my life

Could you be not gay for once?

>ever using them

>bitching about 100sr loss
look at this newfag

NORMIE GET OUT

REEEEEEE

>Doomfist's melee attack is his normal fist

>tracer's face when she sees my tiny penis

It's good for Reaper but only him.

>pick up new hero
>sr tanks

That's great! I hope the two of you are happy together!

nerf Sombra

>pokes your team
>teleports before you kill her
>she gets her ult really fast
>cashes it in for a free teamfight win

fuc

I see 11 secondary accounts in the T100 players. Why are these people such faggots? What the fuck do you have to gain from taking more than one spot on the T500?

>implying widow's is not the best victory pose of any character ever

I wanna take Sombra to Taco Bell

heroes that need to be removed :^)
sombra
mercy
d.va
mei
doomfist
symmetra
bastion
torbjorn
roadhog
hanzo
junkrat
pharah

I'm guessing swinging his huge ass, unbalancing for his body, made of massive fucking metal fist around without the "magic ability" shit would be bad.

doing poorly and winning is 99999x more enraging than doing well and losing

Get that shit out of my face.

The doomfist only doing 30 damage is silly though

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this
i won a game as mccree With 60 elims but only 34% weapon accuracy, felt like shit

Throw granny's melee does as much as D.Va's

Who else is abandoning this game until they rework Mercy? What a shit character

yep. i refuse to believe that i can get carried. i must be the best.

Mr.Lister's skins are fucking ugly

doomfist is fuging overbowered

How would you fix her?
I think bigger mammis would help

A smack from a robot arm is nothing compared to the gauntlet that "levels skyscrapers"