/twg/ - Total War General

You need to play the counts.

>I AM a complete retard, just not the very specific brand of retard you guys were accusing me of!

neck yo'self

>muh vanilla experience

it's shit. get over yourself

>Not Tomb Kings

Skaven NEVER

He bend his knee anyway. That makes Grimgor a rightful ruler of all elves.

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fuck, well thanks

Grimgor is best.

How are the dwarfs balanced? Their base unit has EIGHTY ARMOR, they have one of the BEST ECONOMIES of the entire game AND they can confederate like crazy.

>this game is shit, so I need to put more shit on top of it

I think the actual question is
>How can I make Dwarfs easier?

They are the real final boss of the game.

>maximum damage control

There's a reason even CA says they're the easiest faction in the game.

Who are Warhammers equivalent of Mongols?
And what are the chances of them appearing in the game?

>EIGHTY ARMOR
DIS STINKZ

>replying to the guy who was supportive of you by being spiteful towards the two people who were trying to make fun of you
you really are a complete moron

Hobgoblins and Kurgan, I guess.

Maybe in the third game.

Ogre Kingdoms, and pretty high since they are part of the playable roster on table top

>The only thing balancing Norscans is that all their units are shit
>Upcoming DLC will give Norscans good units

Are you ready for five fullstacks of mammoths, /twg/?

>Shrek shows up in the swamp of Mousillon

Hobgoblins, Ogres, Hung (Chaos), Ungols (Kislev).
There's a few.

Don't worry.
Dark elves are coming and they have armor piercing on everything.
Dwarf genocide incoming.

Ungols
Hobgoblins
Kurgan
Ogres.

GW for 20 years couldn't balance Warhammer, you think CA will?

Truly beyond our comprehension.

It's like you don't want to pillage the world with your 5 stacks of mammoths.

That's exactly what I am going to name my first Ogre Lord, pun sorta intended.

ASININE

TIER LIST

GOD TIER
Dwarfs
Chaos

GREAT TIER
Empire
Vampires

GOOD TIER
Elves
Orkz

BAD TIER
Bretonnia
Norsca
Goats (apart from cygor spam)

>somehow spamming demis and steam tanks is totally acceptable

lol

The fuck is this tier list for?

But all those Bat tiers are great

Initially they'll probably be balanced by now being divided up into several tribes, unlike now where there is only two

>Siege Altdorf with Ogres
>'All Star' starts playing

Is it the list of being boring? It looks like it is.

>supportive
>not noticing the blatant sarcasm

you are the complete moron here

I was going to play HE but then I read the doomwheel description.

Imagine a hamster in a hamster wheel. Now imagine that the hamster wheel is ten meters tall, fires nuclear-magic-laser beams that are powered by solidified hell energy, has a xenophobic insane ratman engineer with a gun on top and instead of a hamster it houses a pack of giant mutant rats hopped up on drugs and steroids (who are likely on fire and cannibalizing each other while running). That is the DOOMWHEEL.

he has two demis w/ halberds and two steam tanks, and suddenly that's 'spamming'? i'm more worried about whatever unit is in the third row

>Archaons face when Wulfrik the Literal Who and a shitstained 70 IQ troll are stronger than him and command better armies than him

More like Archaon the neverchosen

Not specifically talking about the user's army comp. If someone spammed those units in vanilla no one would react like the salty fags did

Did anyone show how he looks underneath helmet?

Who is your favorite Chaos God and why?

a chaos army of warriors, hellcannons and knights can actually kill any other army in the game. it's just the campaign mechanics that make chaos so amazingly stupid

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TRIGGER WARNING

DO NOT OPEN

Now you understand why people are clamoring for the Skaven.

REMINDER THAT SIGVALD

1: Killed Krell with his bare hands.

2. Defeated Gilles the Breton and routed his Grail Knights.

3. Was only killed by Throg because he was emotionally crippled at his temporary loss of beauty and wasn't paying attention/didn't care.

>archaon_the_hedgehog.jpg

Given that the guy in the Throgg campaign video had a big money deficit while still owning like most of Norsca and having just two armies, I'd say they've nerfed the Norscan economy. Of course, since this is Total War, AI Norsca will get a bunch of cheat money.

If you could remake the launch factions to give them interesting mechanics like the new ones, what would you do?

>Give dwarfs a runic item system that lets you create items on your own like in TT.
>Give Greenskins the Norscan confederacy system.
>Give Empire bonuses to diplomacy, and the ability to unlock unique units by building special buildings in each province capital (like how the Blazing Sun Chapterhouse lets you recruit Knights of the Blazing Sun)

I like aesthetic of Nurgle-themed armies. It's a shame what we can't customize WoC yet.

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got his skull caved in and pissed on by a lowly troll

Tzeentch because he Solo'd Slaanesh, Nurgle and Khorne at the same time and only lost to Khorne after thousands of years of fighting the god of fighting, who needed slaanesh and nurgle to back him up lmao. Khorn? More like corn

They aren't. They suck in multiplayer and are only good in single player.

Dwarfs are the beginner noob faction. There is a reason it says easy in the faction selection screen.

Archaon has better stats and has better units available in the form of chosen

>Defeated Gilles the Breton and routed his Grail Knights.

Top fucking kek, was there someone on the ET team that really liked Slaanesh?

yeah, a troll that snuck up on him after he was already suicidal.

A troll who Sigvald would have killed way earlier if not for Archaon's intervention.

I bet they just didn't build enough economy buildings

A 300 gold per turn building in every settlement can sustain a lot of shit, there's like 16 settlements in Norsca.

That's still pathetic. That's like if Grimgor died to Skarsnik jabbing a toothpick into his back when he was feeling gloomy.

Nurgle followers: fat neckbeards, the most autistic of which might even immerse themselves so badly that they will even neglect their hygiene below the default sweating pig with doritos fingers baseline

Khorne followers: 89 IQ bydlo and normies with anger management issues, as well as some shut-in edgemasters and teenagers who are unable to process their emotions

Slaanesh followers: possibly metropolitan intellectuals who use drugs responsibly and know how to enjoy life, mixed with horny teenagers and a few genuine femanon sluts who fuck niggers

Tzeentch followers: introverted, intellectual gentlemen who value extensive knowledge for the sake of itself and are capable of long-term planning and of coming up with original, world-changing ideas

>being spoonfed so easily
If he also wrote he defeated Archaon would you also believe him?

Jokes aside, he was legit the best written character in the end times.

He had by far the most poetic death.

Why is Grimgor king of the elves? Never read about this desu

Given that they made Malekith Eternity King, I wouldn't be shocked if they did

The point is that it wasn't a fight, Throg smashed him on the head from behind while he was freaking out.

Malekith bowed before him and declared him the best.

Given how ET was all around retarded and really had a hateboner for Bretonnia, it doesn't sound that unlikely.

Wrong, Slaanesh would also appear to fat neckbeards who have masturbated to so much porn they only thing they can get it up to anymore is /d/eviant guro-diaper-snuff shit.

it's true though, Sigvald made Gilles and his buddies retreat from the field when he conquered Parravon.

>Implying that's even remotely too ridiculous to believe given everything that happened in the End Times

The only thing that makes it suspicious is that I haven't heard about it before.

Wait so Sigvald canonically dies?

>masturbated to so much porn they only thing they can get it up to anymore is /d/eviant guro-diaper-snuff shit

me irl

>thinking just having some degenerate fetishes is enough for slaanesh

those guys would definitely be nurgle

I JUST WANT TO PLAY THE SECOND GAME ALREADY

I FUCKING HATE WAITING RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Only in the End Times so nobody cares

Gets his skull crushed and gets pissed on for good measure.

That's different. That guy said 'defeated Gilles' like he actually defeated him 1v1 and then his army retreated.

Instead he should of put 'made Gilles and his army retreat' which sounds much more realistic

This is pretty funny
HAIL GRIMGOR THE KING OF ELVES

Slavers camp only gives 300 gold when it's fully upgraded, in a level 3 settlement. And according to Darren in the video it's their only real economy building. His two armies were mostly maruaders and one wasn't even a full 20 army.

Norscan economy, for the player at least, is gonna be really shit. Which is fine, raiding is fun.

it happened during the siege of Parravon, whatever book that was.

>Income from raiding +10%
>Income from sacking +5%

>Can have 16 of these
>+160% raiding
>+80% sacking

Oh boy oh boy I can't wait to sack Altdorf for 80k

It's all about pushing your fetishes further and further, just to feel something, because normal sources of pleasure can no longer affect you.

>still no building progression icons
Pretty pathetic CA
Some modder is doing it all by himself

>End Times
>Canon

>watching greatswords and chosen massacre eachother in the last stand for Altdorf

so this is how it ends

He got fooled and his fans are as intelligent as him

>Slavers camp only gives 300 gold when it's fully upgraded, in a level 3 settlement

Yes?

>His two armies were mostly maruaders and one wasn't even a full 20 army.

And like I said, he probably didn't actually build enough of the slaver camps.

He owned 16 settlements and that wasn't even all of Norsca, he could be earning 4800 from Slaver Camps per turn plus however much free Background Income Norsca gets and what he gets from raiding/sacking.

The economy really shouldn't be a problem unless you rush things.

“Can you help me with something?”

“Possibly,” comes the reply.

“I never understood why we called it the Quartet For the Dusk Of Man if it only had three verses,” says the newcomer.

“There are four verses,” comes the reply. “That’s why. Listen.” And he begins.

When two Gods wait on the windowsill
The wick of the world is burning, still
But when one God in triumph shouts
The candle of the world goes out.

“I know that part,” says the newcomer, realizing very quickly that he has spoken out of turn.

A long pause. Then, at last, his associate continues:

And when that candle, bare and white,
Sheds at last its dancing light
Then we will rouse, with raiséd rod
To pierce the very house of God.

“Oh, oh,” he says. “So that’s how it ends.”

“Yes, son,” he replies. “It is.”

>Sign a peace treaty with Marienburg after I take the city so I can recover my army
>Two turns later
>Skaeling has invited Marienburg to join war against you!

Gay.