The Mirage is bad because

The Mirage is bad because
>You can see the ground through the engine bay
>Doesn't have steering lock
>There are no maplights so you can't look at a map while you drive
>Doesn't have bluetooth/usb ports
>Doesn't have cruise control
>Doesn't have a console
>Only one sunvisor mirror
>The door lock isn't red
>Stuff beeps
>You can see bolts

Is this a Doug thing or are americans really stupid to the point where they do not know the concept of a city commuter?

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Doug Demuro is bad because
>is a kike
>tongue too big for mouth
>keeps insisting he's 6'4" in every video
>is triggered by the sight of bolts
>thinks people watching jewtube videos give a fuck about his blog
>his life is a meme
>was too mean to the jiggly
>was too to the escalade
>"wow it's quick!" is his most indepth driving characteristic commentary
>rubbed his face in bentley carpet
>keeps buying shitty broken meme rovers
>no one cared about his skyline
>just overall a gay meme in general

Is this a Doug thing or is Doug really stupid to the point where he does not know SHIT about anything?

desu you're better off buying a $3k Civic than a new Mirage

Are europoors so fucking retarded they watch soyboys make shitty YouTube reviews?

His Ghibli video was one of his best to be honest.
A tube of toothpaste doesnt fit in any panel gaps on my Hyundai.

I checked.

dougs autistic humor stopped being funny to me after he switched to his new format
the old videos are sooooo much better

You forgot

>used a fucking plunger on someone else's tesla he rented

actually nevermind that's pretty based, but he's generally way too rough with the interior of other people's nice cars.

all of those were listed as "quirks", not reasons why it's bad.

Doug is such faggot he is so damn boring
And unfunny
I dip as soon as the quirks and features part is over

They contributed to his overall opinion that the car is bad.

Thr only worse car is the Trabant, according to Le DougScore®™

The Trabant is actually a good car in many regards. Tech about as simple as a lawn mower. If there's ever been a car that you can completely maintain and service with a basic toolkit, this is it.

Honestly his review kind of makes me want one once they depreciate to pretty much nothing. I like simple, bare bones, manual cars.

The old one was far better in every single aspect.

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This is the second thread you have made over him shitting on the Mirage

Mitsubishi fucking sucks now and your car was never good. Get over it

>This is the second thread you have made over him shitting on the Mirage

>The Mirage is bad because
>>You can see the ground through the engine bay
>>Doesn't have steering lock
>>There are no maplights so you can't look at a map while you drive
>>Doesn't have bluetooth/usb ports
>>Doesn't have cruise control
>>Doesn't have a console
>>Only one sunvisor mirror
>>The door lock isn't red
>>Stuff beeps
>>You can see bolts


>and because every single one of its competitors are miles better in literally every single way

Versa is better for the money if you HAVE to buy new.

The hatch starts at $15,600 though. Granted, that's with the CVT transmission, but a manual isn't even available.

tbqh if I absolutely HAD to go new while penny pinching, I'd just lease a Fit LX.

Wasn't his point that the Mirage is bad value for money despite being released only recently?

He acknowledges that it would make a decent commuter, it just doesn't fit into the modern American car market, especially for being around the price of other, similar models.

The Mirage is an amazing car purely for the fact that its a cheap, barebones shitbox that you can still buy new.

>You can see the ground through the engine bay
Why is that a bad thing?

BECAUSE YOU CANT SEE THE BOTTOM IN A HELLCAT LOL THE ENGINE IS SO BIG LIKE MY PENIS

The rest of the world has more options of that kind that are either cheaper or better.

haha what the fuck
celerio?
celeriously?