/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

>ladder resets
>start playing
>literally impossible to play any kind of top tier control deck because of shitter timmies putting 5 to 10 tech cards just to fuck you in the ass
Pirate warrior to rank 5 it is

It's almost August! Summer has flew by! The expansion will be out before we know it!

go get triggered somewhere else.

>inb4 Mage Secret: "Detention Glyph: The next time your opponent casts a spell, that spell can't be cast again for the rest of the game"

Finally, the counter to Ice Block, both Jade Idols, and all cancerous combos. With all of them out of the picture, Warlock finally can be the king of the game.

I just got one of those. Dust or no dust?

What? Does EU ladder reset before NA? I thought every server reset at one set time.

How are there still new players starting this game so late in?

super dust

you posted this many times already, stop

branding of a classic game.

Wait, who revealed Tomb Lurker?
Last thread claimed Toast showed it, Hearthpwn says Navi did.

>Hearthstone
>"Classic game"

who else watching the comfy watchstone stream
>wearing fluffy pajamas
>warm cup of tea
>pizza
best day of the season

would anyone like to share a comfy rogue deck that isn't miracle? bonus points if it uses shadowcaster. in return, have some nostalgia music for you wowfags.

youtube.com/watch?v=xkbDIlvkr-A

you forgot the getting your ass penetrated part.

Toast said he did but who knows.

im not that kind of guy...

>pajamas
>middle of summer

youre gonna overheat user

my fan makes me pretty chilly

Tomb Lurker should have said "Battlecry and Deathrattle: Add a different Deathrattle minion that died this game to your hand."

this, im close to just going nude, anyone who wears jammie jams in the summer is nuts

what are they thinking?

Who's in the race/who are they following? I usually don't start watching until it's 2 hours left

Watchstone best stream of the month EZ Clap

top kek

>Murloc shanking Y'Shaarj to death
heh

navi did but toast is pretending it's his because of asian masculinity

>It's Real

I gotchu senpai

it seems like they're following just about everyone.

Link?

>being fooled

>Retarded Card
>Retarded anime reply exactly 80 seconds later
dead give away

I've given a pretty in depth opinion on this. If it wasn't good enough for you, you need to stop forcing this meme.

So this is a pretty insane draft. Bets on my wins?

Bottom 2 cards are charged devilsaur and ultrasaur.

1-3

Who else like to use emotions in combination with golden cards and legendaries to secure sure win in the mental battle?

If your hero dies this turn, replace it with Lord Jaraxxus. Other than that this is a stupid card, there is a reason Jaraxxus costs 9

r u fucking kidding me???

That's a shit draft bud.

JUST

I have 3 fiery war axes. Come on.

What the fuck is this? And how did I die to this after 7 turns?

You don't have any early game and no board clear. You're going to get boarded and then pumped full of dirty 2/3 and 3/2 cum every game.

>vanq is wasted and going off on everybody

I'm making popcorn

>You don't have any early game and no board clear.
I have 3 fiery war axes. Each of which deals with 2 early minions. That's why it's a broken card.

> mfw going 5-1 as rogue

> fiery war axe
More like Free Win Axe.

They'll never get past.

14 mana heal for 24, kind of

i never knew hs was that unprofitable
>vanq implying pathra's a whore
this stream gets better by the minute

thanks man

tfw Trump's card leaked

when will oc fags learn to word their shit proper

>freeze mage even more broken
i refuse to believe this is real

source?

Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.

That is the only bang Trump will ever receive.

mage already has their two legendaries

you should have chosen another class

don't underestimate trumps pussy game, most female streamers would suck the saliva off his keyboard for a host

haHAA

Can we just kill the guy who designs cards for Priest? He got too far this time.

He has such a weird build for an asian

ez

she's a little girl, user

shoe game on point. Thos are fresh as fuck

Every e-sports girl is a whore/slut. It's just the smartest thing to do. If you fuck a nerdy virgin you're basically trading 5 minutes of your time for months of ass kissing (not literally).

If I were a girl I'd totally go and fuck a few virgins in big e-sports scenes to get mad cash. It's easier than trying to land some rich attractive guy, but you can make a bunch of money anyways.

t. Someone who's cousin was a professional counter strike player and spent $10k on a girl who fucked him twice

Trump is supposed to reveal a card that makes Benedictus broken

he's skinnyfat and 5'2, it's about right

who was your cousin? css player?

pathra makes sense, she's like the kellymilkies of hs but most people just don't know the shit that pathra has done to make her stream popular

He would look so much better with a haircut.

Also in a world of betamax asian streamers like toast and amaz it must feel a little shitty to be the most betamax of them all.

At least he has the best stream

toast is the most beta streamer of the 3, amaz fucked nadia in her prime and trump goes to enough offline events to have his choice of groupie

toast literally cried on stream after getting banned

this man is slayin' the puss

Just opened a priest quest. Can you play it without N'Zoth?

i feel the same way about his hair. i hope his life goes well though he taught me a lot abot hearthstone. such a genuine dude

that girl on the right of him is super cute. is she a streamer?

you can. People will assume you have n'zoth and play around it

what's yer' point, user?

aubriellama, she streams hearthstone and works at blizzard

She's genuinely attractive though, pretty sure like all of her siblings model

I love abusing vanq in chat now that he's a small time hs streamer

>play around it

> Mind Control Priest Ysera from Amber
> Dinozise Paladin into Death
Looks like drafting 3 of those wasn't mistake after all.

pathra is really ANGLES

Yeah, he played CSS. He never moved to CS:GO and instead went to college

Trump is overall my favorite Hearthstone streamer, even if he is kind of autistic. He doesn't get super salty or angry, he doesn't scream like a retard, and he is generally nice.

I mostly watch his Youtube though, his stream is a bit slow.

>css pro
>money to pay for an online gf

I've heard a rumor that he has actual autism, is it true?

>play freeze mage
>get nothing but hordes of jade druids
>switch to control mage
>get nothing but hordes of aggro druids
Reaaly activated my almonds

I feel you, but she has some really good angles. There are tons of nodel types that don't always look conventionally attractive