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What do bulldog and the EU have in common?

They both have problems with border control

Why do I play this shit game?

YOINK

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>Bulldog banned for not being American enough

5th for our canonical megaguy M A S O N

since when did we allow pinoys to post in here?

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I wanna plug her butt

nth for plugging redhead butts

What's his master plan?

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I'm not liking this new forced meme

>his team is going to choke for the 4th year in a row

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>1 day 9 hours left
>no stats seen

HE DIED FOR OUR SINS, AND HE WILL NEVER COME BACK
REST IN PIECES MISTER STATSMEN

Has Nahaz said anything after ppd btfo'd him on that stream.

Are you saying you don't want to plug her butt?

I am saying I want HER to plug MY butt.

He died from the wounds man

Is there a way to clear the hero youve clicked on during picking phase? I dont like clicking something and then people think that's the role or hero im gonna play

user that's gay

>literally the only person denied entry this year

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No I would be dressed up like a girl so it would be straight that way.

I mean, if it's just pics of qts I'm kind of ok with it tbqh

anal is for the gays
like there's a perfectly good vagina right there
you're fucking retarded for ever putting your dick in a girl's butt

But the pooper is natural birth control

go away ccnc no one cares what the scriptures say

the point of sex is impregnating the female
didn't you pay attention in school?

I mean, take it from an old oldfag (37) sometimes a girl wants it up there

post mmr

nahaz where are the predictions

what do you think about sylph the air spirit

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Shift click the hero.

dotards I want the quest skins and im not good enough to complete the quests and win games, I tried 2 hours of battle pass abuse tonight and all that happened was I was put on the dire in "rad rules" twice and neither lobby was repeated. should I just give up at this point and buy the hats on the market after ti8?

Is Bulldog our guy? Why is he banned from the US

swedistan

it's a girl's name right?

5.3k was my peak last summer I'm down to 4.8
I'm not retarded or smart enough to be a statsman

GET
GOOD

M E M E M A G I C
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M
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isn't 1star for every quest enough to get the set

>mfw a 37 year old has higher mmr than me and is not a virgin

i should just kms desu

CBP officer: Where are you coming from Mr. Henrick?
B-Dawg: ANELE Sweden ANELE

CBP officer: How long have you been away from the U.S.?
B-Dawg: 4Head years Kappa123

CBP Officer: Who are you traveling with?
B-Dawg: with my bitch, wemen amirite

CBP Officer: Where are you planning to stay for your visit?
B-Dawg: at your mom's house LUL

*Sinned interjects*
Sinned: OH MY GOSH BULLDOG WE JUST GOT A NEW SUB *dabs*
B-Dawg: THENKS FER SEBBIN WELCOME TO THE KEPPA KLEB

CBP Officer: What do you do for a living?
B-Dawg: Your mom, LUL gottem boyz

CBP officer: *denies entry*

Don't do it nigger.
Just work on yourself and you'll get where you're going.

didnt edit to include a jebaited

Valve probably fucked up his visa, he's trolling, he said something at the airport that customs did not like, or he said something at the visa interview that the guy didn't like.
It's most likely valve's fault

I hope not

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how long till this gets posted on lebbit

CBP officer: Where are you coming from Mr. Henrick?
B-Dawg: ANELE Sweden ANELE

CBP officer: How long have you been away from the U.S.?
B-Dawg: 4Head years Kappa123

CBP Officer: Who are you traveling with?
B-Dawg: with my bitch, wemen amirite

CBP Officer: Where are you planning to stay for your visit?
B-Dawg: at your mom's house LUL

*Sinned interjects*
Sinned: OH MY GOSH BULLDOG WE JUST GOT A NEW SUB *dabs*
B-Dawg: THENKS FER SEBBIN WELCOME TO THE KEPPA KLEB

CBP Officer: What do you do for a living?
B-Dawg: Your mom, LUL gottem boyz Jebaited

CBP officer: *denies entry*

CBP Officer: Says here you visited the US in 2013, what was the reason for your stay?
B-Dawg: taking money from some KKonas
CBP Officer: excuse me?
B-Dawg: Jebaited!!! im a TEE EYE WEENER

clipsDOTtwitchDOTtv/SmellyAthleticManateeTBCheesePull
uhh dotards?

>smellyathleticmanatee
smelly dotards?

I titled and decided to do abuse after I lost 8 straight games trying to do the one star take 2/3/4 towers before you lose one.

Rekt

It's the most wonderful time....

Of the year

>tfw got all the sets and got the alternate slardar one too

>reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/6qsyqg/grandgrant_on_admiralbulldog_not_attending_ti/
WTF Reddit Hates Grant now
he always was, and always will be our guy

REMINDER TO ENJOY TI WHILE IT LASTS
>2 weeks until post TI depression

>TI not started yet
>depression already kicks in

was there ever any doubt?

When was Grant ever not/ ourguy/?

go back, drumpfkin

Grant raises a good point, literally when has bulldog expressed any significant game knowledge in a serious manner?

What the fuck is up with these queue times?

Bulldog's knowledge is undisputed and would have been very good for the TI panels but agree his presentation style is 'different'.
It works for his stream and it would've been nice to see how it would play out in a professional scene and if he would've even toned it down but that's not happening anymore.

Hmm, when could he ever have shown off his game knowledge and comprehension of the inner workings of professional dota?

Animeniggers are literally subhuman

>be puppey
>queue up, you have khezu, kpii and kuku
>against zai yapzor burning and fata
>you also have bsj

Could it possibly be when he won the biggest tournament of the year against the top teams of the era?

Same fag, i mean when has he ever verbalized his game knowledge. Even when he casts games it is just twitch memes spewing from his mouth

evens the best teams were dogshit back then

Wonder what it feels like to play wit hall these TI players

>puppey wisp, kpii shaker, khezu cm, bsj ursa
vs
>zai timbersaw, yapzor mirana, burning TB, and fata brew

This is why you need to work on your mmr d2g. Imagine getting to play with all these players when a major tournament comes around.

Wow no way I'm the same person you fucktard. And remember, he wouldn't be casting. He would be a panelist, presumably with akke along with (if only) ppd potentially

>yfw Secret vs Liquid grand final

okay, FANTASY CARDS?

>CrustyColdNCucked
Reddit can say cuck? do they curse? user that was my first trip over there and this insult stuck out at me.

desu no other sport will ever have this. No pleb shitter could play with messi ever

Sure

Banana dogshit fucking Slam shitstain Jamma

Ursa should never win vs terrorblade

>bulldong what do you think about their lineup
>"well they have a really PogChamp teamfight Kappa i would hate to receive the load from them KappaPride EleGiggle 4Head"

Yeah sounds fucking amazing panel talk

>9 TI players and BSJ

memes

>I main roamer/offlane
>6.2k peak but 5.8k now
>I have played with ppd as a roame
>ppd commended me at the end of the game
Unfortunately the only pro I've had the pleasure of playing with at the moment, but damn if that wasn't my favorite game ever.
Ppd yelled at me for missing a stack when I wasn't intending to, I was just running through the camp.

I don't get why people insist he would've memed if he got on the panel.
He already said he wasn't sure if Valve allowed it on his streams so he would've most definitely not memed or at least toned it down.

We have no idea what he would be like on panel, just like how leddit thinks that rtz is a salty little bitch in pro games like he is in ranked games

BSJ looks so stressed

fuck off underage kid

He's playing with 8 TI winners and kuku, dude

>44% reddit geniuses
>53% TNC
what went wrong with reddit geniuses?

>I'm 24
k

>someone bans the hero i want to play
>double mid

MATCH

EUTHANIZED

you sure seem knowledgeable about reddit idols and how they act in different settings

did you fall in love with Peter? you sound like you did you homo