How do you deal with these Veeky Forums? Some prankster has been doing this for years in my city...

What skills?

Those welds are terrible, fucking porosity, undercut. Wouldn't hire him to weld a tinnie to a stubby holder.

t. Floor manager of an engineering shop

He might put a bit more effort into it if it was an actual job. In fact, he definitely would.

As it is, it gets the job done anyway

lol tyre center viral marketing my dood

Seriously, you don't have a box of those installed between the spare tire well and the rear bumper? I've had one for years and have used it a few times. One lever controls one side and has a small hole for a 1-10 drop, the other lever opens the whole box and dumps the whole box, about 300+/-.

>How do you deal with these Veeky Forums?
Make your own variants?

>it's a good job
>you can tell, because it's a bad job, as he was unpaid.

Yeah ok, cause that's what i said

Cow catcher for cars?

>Hit a spike, lose control of the car and run over a woman holding her newborn child killing the baby and paralyzing the woman from the neck down

IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO XD

What city by the way? He should get beat like Nicky and Dominic in Casino.

I just remember where I put them and don't drive those roads.

>polar pop

Do you want me to tell you how I know you've never driven a car before?

could this even be remotely possible?

No, it'd just stand still

well damn better luck next time

Just deal with it.

How's your driver licence going?

It could actually happen it just isn't likely. If the the tire was old it could have catastrophic failure from a puncture.

Unironucally you could lower your car and put a splitter on it to plow them out of the way.

Now I think you're full of shit, why glue them? It would be easier and less noticeable to just chuck a handful out onto the road.

How do they work?

>praytell

ugh

Kek

Are you black? You sound black.

Shit troll logic. A proper troll logic actually looks like it might work. Observe.

Stop living near niggers

Build your own using tubing, which is far superior in that it gives a path for air to flow out quickly.

I have a sneaky feeling that it would rotate the other way somehow

It would balance out. The buoyancy of the balls on the left would balance with the weight of the water trying to push the balls out the pipe. That's the key to troll science - making it difficult to see the real result.

Actually, nevermind; it would go the other way until all the water drained out. See? It still gets me.

That all depends on weather the force of the boyancy is more or less than the force of the water pushing on the balls. Wait a minute, do they have to be equal for it to not move. Fuck you're right it does get you. T. Brainlet

Drive around something with tracks, industrial tires, or tweels (pic related)

Clearly this guy didn't watch mythbusters. For ultra effectiveness, they should be hollowed out so it sucks the air out of the tire instead of just puncturing a hole

The fact that you're actually arguing about troll science means you don't get the joke.

I'm just trying to figure out what would actually happen if you tried it though. Obviously it wouldn't spin around making free power, but would it drain or remain stationary?

If we assume a perfect, air-tight seal in the tube and the entire mechanism has a friction coefficient of zero, the weight of the water will force the chain in reverse and spill out until the sum of the force of gravity due to water above the tube and the force of buoyancy acting on the submerged balls equals the force of gravity on the balls to the right of the tube.

Probably done by who ever has the most successful tyre place near you.

Shit, I'm such an idiot, thank you for describing it to a brainlet like myself

tire* idiot