/utg/ - Undertale General

Mettaton Servise Edition

Previous Timeline:Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-The Game
>store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>undertale.com/
>store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/games/undertale/cid=UP3893-CUSA08801_00-TFSHVCUTPS400084 On PS4 and Vita August 15th!
>fangamer.com/products/undertale-ps4-vita Physical and Collector's editions ship late September!

-The Demo
>undertale.com/demo.htm

-Artbook
>pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk

-Booru
>under.booru.org/

-Recommendbin
>pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebin
>pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc

-Fangamebin
>pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h

-Steam Group
>steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen

-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale

-Zeemap
>zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782

-Shimejibin
>pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY

Other urls found in this thread:

archiveofourown.org/works/5186162
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Best ship.

Canon post TP.

First for character that has done good and bad things doing a thing of questionable physical possibility

fosh

>best goat
Sorielfag just can't jerk off to married bitch and hate her real family. That is it.

Aww, buddy, don't take angriness from last thread with you.

Well I have failed. I must apologise to my ancestors.

The Prince and Princess of monsters

Just transferred that fact

Yup.

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Speaking as , sorry man.

Second is still good though.

I think you mean the queen of monsters after she seduced Toriel

Asriel is such a pretty princess

Don't sweat it, not like I called dibs

such a cute little princess

Reminder that Mettaton is a metaphor for unhealthy body standards and if you interpret him as anything else you missed the point of the game

I wanna fuck Mettaton

>t. self-loathing insecure fatbody who can't stand attractive people

Box, EX, NEO or Blook

did you know your face also looks better when you get healthy otherwise?

I went through a rectangular phase but I ultimately realized that it was toxic and unrealistic, and started recovery
My corners aren't quite rounded yet but they're getting there

Mettaton is a shit person and his fans only care about him because hes hot

Grow up darling

Its pretty telling that in a game with two serial killers and Chara that Mettaton is still the biggest asshole.

Purest of love

What is this, Autism Awareness Day?

Calm down darling

I know, right?

He's awesome. He care for Alphys almost as much as Undyne does, even though Alphys is afraid he'll leave her behind. He wouldn't. He's a good friend.

Mettaton is great.

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just sorielfag gives unfunny jokes

>He wouldn't
He literally does to both Alphys and Napstablook and only gives a fuck about Alphys if she offs herself.

Mettaton is a shitty friend

Indeed.

Yeah! He had great character development. Learning to show those he loves how much he loves them and reaching his dreams WITH them rather than in spite of them.

Mettaton is a great character.

Stop present your fantasies as canon, it's not.

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FAT FUCK

What if Papyrus could remember everything about Gaster's recipe for The Best Spaghetti?

I can't believe Alphys got busted for running the largest anime tracker of the English-speaking world

What if the UT world is a lot more Christian than first thought, and Gaster is currently burning in hell?

Together with kids like Frisk?

Sciencephobics please go

Only if Frisk did genocide.

I believe the term you're looking for is "voluptuous."

Why would the other kids go to hell because of what Frisk did
That doesn't seem fair

Gaster isn't burning in hell because he's a scientist.

He's burning in hell because of what he did to his test subjects.

What did he do to his test subjects?

He refused to butter their pre-experiment toast for them

I'm not sure.

All I know is that one of them posts here on utg. He's arguably the most notorious posters on utg. He's posted on this thread, in fact.

And his behaviour is perfectly reflecting of the horrors he has suffered.

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AU where Asgore is a rooster

The term is obesity

Would you still love your fave if they were 8 and replaced all the iconic Marvel character themes from the upcoming Marvel VS Capcom game and replaced them with new orchestral tracks meant to mimic the sound of the Marvel movies

There's that word again
I don't think you know what it means

A while back I was asking around if anyone could remember a short fic where Papyrus talks to Asriel about post-Flowey feels. Just letting y'all know I found it

>archiveofourown.org/works/5186162

Still pretty comfy I think

He wears a disguise to look like monster guys
But he's not a goat, he's a chicken-boo

>intentionally posting thinner Alphys

user she's a fat smelly weeb canonically

Firebrand made it in at least

Not if they lay a finger on Captain America's theme.

>different pic
Same artist as >fat
nah
>Smelly
Only undertale with a shower
>weeb
I'll give you that one

>the sound of the Marvel movies
The Marvel movies don't have a single iconic track, their soundtracks are so fucking bland. The music all coalesces together into one bland indistinguishable mess. Just like the movies themselves.

Alphys is a fat hunchback smelly weeb nerd liar traitor and deserves to be killed

no u

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Sans is canonically eighty years old and suffers from an ecto-hernia

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Is there any fanart of Alphys that shows how tall she is when she's not hunched over like that?

Is there any fanart of Quasimodo that shows how tall he is when he's not hunched over like that?

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You can make Flowey feel better if you get all the monsters to go round to him and shout "HUGGBEES!" at him

Nice.

Quasi is a hunchback. Alphys is a weeb with poor posture.

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Too bad last time we tried that, Jerry broke the circle by screaming BAZINGA

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

But can the Spider rise to become an even greater guitarist than Randy Rhoads?

No!

you are wrong

Not helping the baby spider tie her shoes!
The baby spider tripping over her shoelaces!
The baby spider being hurt and crying!
Yelling at the baby spider for it being her own fault for not knowing how to tie her shoes herself!
The baby spider crying harder because she feels so guilty!

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fish and boy

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You bet! No one plays the guitar better than the spider! Her music brings joy everywhere it goes! I'm confident she would get thousands of fans in an instant!
Cease your resistance! The spider's cuteness may be infinite but my patience is not! You will love the spider!
Kicking the bully out yet again!
Comforting the spider and telling her it was not her fault!
Teaching the spider how to tie her shoes!
Taking the spider out for a walk in the park and some nicecream!
The spider happily smiling the whole way!

i want to touch that tail

battle buddies

Getting tired are we!?
I'll stop when you admit that the spider is in fact not cute!

Sans fights are fine, but I really wish we had a lot more Undying Undyne animations

me too

I won't stop either until you admit that the spider is adorable and you love the spider!

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I'm not even sure where to begin with this

She looks really bored with this

i know how lizard penises work..

But can the spider make Mars cute!?

I know a tail I'd rather touch.

What do you mean? She already did! The spider turned Mars into a thriving ecosystem filled with cuteness! All you need in order to witness it is a telescope!

Would your favourite be any good at getting a toddler to eat their breakfasr?

How do goats blush with all that fur in the way?

Monster magic

Do female monsters get periods?