First for character that has done good and bad things doing a thing of questionable physical possibility
Jack Barnes
fosh
Eli Sanders
>best goat Sorielfag just can't jerk off to married bitch and hate her real family. That is it.
Nathan Cook
Aww, buddy, don't take angriness from last thread with you.
Brandon Sullivan
Well I have failed. I must apologise to my ancestors.
Jordan Ortiz
The Prince and Princess of monsters
Jackson Baker
Just transferred that fact
Leo Robinson
Yup.
Logan Thomas
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Blake Hernandez
Speaking as , sorry man.
Second is still good though.
Joseph Watson
I think you mean the queen of monsters after she seduced Toriel
Alexander Hughes
Asriel is such a pretty princess
Cooper Nelson
Don't sweat it, not like I called dibs
Wyatt Foster
such a cute little princess
Ryder Edwards
Reminder that Mettaton is a metaphor for unhealthy body standards and if you interpret him as anything else you missed the point of the game
Carson Harris
I wanna fuck Mettaton
Adam Lopez
>t. self-loathing insecure fatbody who can't stand attractive people
Tyler Carter
Box, EX, NEO or Blook
Samuel Torres
did you know your face also looks better when you get healthy otherwise?
Andrew Jenkins
I went through a rectangular phase but I ultimately realized that it was toxic and unrealistic, and started recovery My corners aren't quite rounded yet but they're getting there
Josiah Long
Mettaton is a shit person and his fans only care about him because hes hot
David Gutierrez
Grow up darling
Easton Hall
Its pretty telling that in a game with two serial killers and Chara that Mettaton is still the biggest asshole.
Nicholas Adams
Purest of love
Leo Russell
What is this, Autism Awareness Day?
Ayden Gonzalez
Calm down darling
Sebastian Richardson
I know, right?
He's awesome. He care for Alphys almost as much as Undyne does, even though Alphys is afraid he'll leave her behind. He wouldn't. He's a good friend.
Mettaton is great.
Justin Green
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Carter Taylor
just sorielfag gives unfunny jokes
Ryan Wilson
>He wouldn't He literally does to both Alphys and Napstablook and only gives a fuck about Alphys if she offs herself.
Mettaton is a shitty friend
Carson Bell
Indeed.
Nathan Morales
Yeah! He had great character development. Learning to show those he loves how much he loves them and reaching his dreams WITH them rather than in spite of them.
Mettaton is a great character.
Chase Rogers
Stop present your fantasies as canon, it's not.
Ayden Kelly
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Nathan Moore
FAT FUCK
Oliver Evans
What if Papyrus could remember everything about Gaster's recipe for The Best Spaghetti?
Matthew Johnson
I can't believe Alphys got busted for running the largest anime tracker of the English-speaking world
Jeremiah Cook
What if the UT world is a lot more Christian than first thought, and Gaster is currently burning in hell?
Isaiah Ross
Together with kids like Frisk?
Nolan Perry
Sciencephobics please go
Blake White
Only if Frisk did genocide.
Jordan Johnson
I believe the term you're looking for is "voluptuous."
Nicholas Evans
Why would the other kids go to hell because of what Frisk did That doesn't seem fair
Jayden Taylor
Gaster isn't burning in hell because he's a scientist.
He's burning in hell because of what he did to his test subjects.
Ayden Sanders
What did he do to his test subjects?
Jonathan Long
He refused to butter their pre-experiment toast for them
Julian Cox
I'm not sure.
All I know is that one of them posts here on utg. He's arguably the most notorious posters on utg. He's posted on this thread, in fact.
And his behaviour is perfectly reflecting of the horrors he has suffered.
David Russell
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Andrew Anderson
AU where Asgore is a rooster
Ayden Cruz
The term is obesity
Aiden Torres
Would you still love your fave if they were 8 and replaced all the iconic Marvel character themes from the upcoming Marvel VS Capcom game and replaced them with new orchestral tracks meant to mimic the sound of the Marvel movies
Henry Ramirez
There's that word again I don't think you know what it means
Jacob Gomez
A while back I was asking around if anyone could remember a short fic where Papyrus talks to Asriel about post-Flowey feels. Just letting y'all know I found it
He wears a disguise to look like monster guys But he's not a goat, he's a chicken-boo
James Green
>intentionally posting thinner Alphys
user she's a fat smelly weeb canonically
Levi Green
Firebrand made it in at least
Nathaniel Harris
Not if they lay a finger on Captain America's theme.
Kevin Young
>different pic Same artist as >fat nah >Smelly Only undertale with a shower >weeb I'll give you that one
Luke Reed
>the sound of the Marvel movies The Marvel movies don't have a single iconic track, their soundtracks are so fucking bland. The music all coalesces together into one bland indistinguishable mess. Just like the movies themselves.
Isaac Williams
Alphys is a fat hunchback smelly weeb nerd liar traitor and deserves to be killed
Austin Roberts
no u
Ryder Mitchell
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Jack Edwards
Sans is canonically eighty years old and suffers from an ecto-hernia
Matthew Morris
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Gabriel Howard
Is there any fanart of Alphys that shows how tall she is when she's not hunched over like that?
Nolan Anderson
Is there any fanart of Quasimodo that shows how tall he is when he's not hunched over like that?
Connor Morgan
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Hunter Carter
You can make Flowey feel better if you get all the monsters to go round to him and shout "HUGGBEES!" at him
Nathan Reyes
Nice.
Quasi is a hunchback. Alphys is a weeb with poor posture.
Hudson Lewis
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Jose Wright
Too bad last time we tried that, Jerry broke the circle by screaming BAZINGA
Dylan Gonzalez
The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
Austin Cooper
But can the Spider rise to become an even greater guitarist than Randy Rhoads?
Henry Peterson
No!
Liam Turner
you are wrong
Gavin Williams
Not helping the baby spider tie her shoes! The baby spider tripping over her shoelaces! The baby spider being hurt and crying! Yelling at the baby spider for it being her own fault for not knowing how to tie her shoes herself! The baby spider crying harder because she feels so guilty!
Nathaniel King
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Luke Walker
fish and boy
Landon Phillips
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Jaxson Cooper
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Jace Jenkins
You bet! No one plays the guitar better than the spider! Her music brings joy everywhere it goes! I'm confident she would get thousands of fans in an instant! Cease your resistance! The spider's cuteness may be infinite but my patience is not! You will love the spider! Kicking the bully out yet again! Comforting the spider and telling her it was not her fault! Teaching the spider how to tie her shoes! Taking the spider out for a walk in the park and some nicecream! The spider happily smiling the whole way!
Connor Williams
i want to touch that tail
Joshua Phillips
battle buddies
Gavin Perez
Getting tired are we!? I'll stop when you admit that the spider is in fact not cute!
Grayson Gray
Sans fights are fine, but I really wish we had a lot more Undying Undyne animations
Jackson Allen
me too
Nathan Thomas
I won't stop either until you admit that the spider is adorable and you love the spider!
Benjamin Jones
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Jeremiah Foster
I'm not even sure where to begin with this
Samuel Lopez
She looks really bored with this
Asher Brooks
i know how lizard penises work..
Thomas Jackson
But can the spider make Mars cute!?
Sebastian Scott
I know a tail I'd rather touch.
Kayden Walker
What do you mean? She already did! The spider turned Mars into a thriving ecosystem filled with cuteness! All you need in order to witness it is a telescope!
Levi Collins
Would your favourite be any good at getting a toddler to eat their breakfasr?