/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

>52 posts early

I want to lick Lanaya's armpit

I fucking hate this guy. He is uninteresting as fuck and always trying to leech on a game. I hope she stick with hearthstone or go to LoL instead of infesting Dota.

Especially when playing dota you don't need to know a language fluently, go listen to a russian team play dota and you will understand most of what they're saying.

That face looks like a fictional sonic character

Fucking embassy workers. They do nothing all day and when we need legalization of some documents, they makes sure to milk every cent out of us. You better don't be a son of a whore by holding people's document for ransom.

Nth for America has retarded border laws

github.com/SteamDatabase/GameTracking-Dota2/blob/master/game/dota/pak01_dir/soundevents/game_sounds_heroes/game_sounds_sylph.vsndevts

new hero soon boys, sylph straight outa da shadow realm

Nth for bullcuck fans' delicious tears

she's perfect user

I have the feeling that they will show off one hero in the all star game which will come pretty close after TI and teaser one which will come early 2018 (similar to TI6)

>mfw if you follow the rules it is too harsh for the company if they want oversea talents
>mfw if you use illegal tacos as workers it puts burden on the welfare system
>people hate illegals stealing money, so they make new laws that are even more harsh against non-American workers
>people are forces to use illegal workers or machines

Seriously just deport all the illegals so that the legal can come in more easily. Stupid American.

What player profiles are you looking forward to? I can't wait for Ana's

People still falling for the Trump is the goood guy meme

reminder

dotaguy13

>bulldog applied for a business visa
>Business Visa is a non-immigrant visa to the USA. It is called B1 visa. Those who would like to travel to the U.S. for a short duration for business related reasons that do not require actual labor work or receiving payment from a U.S. source can apply for a business visa.

Okay so what part about this was unclear? I mean it took me 5 seconds to look this up. A business visa does not mean a work visa. How is this Valves fault? It's like a company giving you a job offer but you get lost because you can't use Google maps and blame the company.

That being said he probably should've just lied. I mean you don't tell the officers how much cash you have on you ever either.

>github.com/SteamDatabase/GameTracking-Dota2/blob/master/game/dota/pak01_dir/soundevents/game_sounds_heroes/game_sounds_sylph.vsndevts

Honest question why is there mention of other hero ability sounds in the files of this new hero? Are they just copying other hero sounds?

Im ok, its hot though, how are you, user?

placeholders

He didnt follow the rules he had the wrong visa

very nice thank to reddit's tears

Mostlikely just placeholders until full release, its usually done like that for websites as well where you use modules which are similar until you make a final product, just to satisfy what you need at the time

guys less than 24hr left and i still haven't made any predictions. Send help

shut the fuck up mautgarden

Pretty sure its outdated. Ukrainians must hate Russia now and at least few more countries should hate NK

cr1t rhymes with sh1t

Meant for , im one tired user

Someone at /D2g/ should drop hints of illegal workers in Seattle to ICE

use avg from docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1k_edWIomIc6iUYrZX86aQV_6wQsRdqe-BueGI7kHCM0/edit#gid=383519710

So EG is gonna win TI7 after everyone gets deported right?

What are some of the worst Aghs upgrades in the game? I'll start with Storm

Good to hear, tears about the whole bulldog retarded shit or?

I dont tgink eg can win ti7 with only 2 players

i have a feeling valve will accelerate the pace of new hero releases. they recently made an update to introduce new players, and i have a feeling they will introduce a few ez heroes that even total newbs can have fun with in '18 while creating new niches in the pro scene.
its unfinished so they just use other assets to represent the abilities

eg only consisting of shartour and universe

nice emme

Old man stats BTFO

4 of their players will get deported

>Mini black hole
>can obliterate illusion heroes without high mama cost
> not picking one against pl or tb
That's why D2g is full of shitters

>good blackhole
>bad aghs
wew lad

>valve
>accelerating anything thay doesnt bring them more shekels
Nice wishful thinking

>The enemy team has drafted zero Heroes with stuns or interrupts

What do I pick?

based Sajedene
our porn gurl

yes my dude, extra laughter for the fact that ccnc will still be there and that pudge will win the arcana vote

the one true king

weaver

weaver
timbersaw
ss
qop

sven

Nikki Elise does sound like a porn name not gonna lie

You mean Sniper?

Do you think you would play better if you were on adderall, or do you play better when you're max comfy with your favorite music playing in the bg?

i forgot slark had aghs and laughed when my teammate wasted 4.2k on it and lost

i personally think it's trash on tide

The blowjob queen is actually right desu. The problem is t hay everyone is such manchildren they can't take care of themselves. Even if Valve didn't tell them anything Bulldog still could've asked Valve questions about the Visa process. I mean this is Bulldogs thinking process

>Soon after that they asked me for passport and visa information which i provided,I have a b1/b2 visa. It's for tourism and business, which I didn't think much of I'm kinda there to do business?

Sometimes you don't care why, how or what other people think. You just want to see NA win TI7, just to see the world sperg out.

>people complain about day9 when years prior it was redeye and kaci.
explain this dotards

>yfw unconsumed moon shard Terrorblade
>yfw that attack speed
man why don't illusions get consumed attack spped

>btfo by a pornstar
how will nahaz end it, a gun or rope or chained to a desk playing in low priority?

dotards are insecure when it comes to starbulls dominating their shitty show

I always liked Redeyes before TI though. And people didn't like Kaci because she wasn't a gamer burbshe proved her passion in the long run. I've always hated Day9

wait they don't ? what to heck???

starcrumpets are being mad because one of their most popular personalities switched from their shitty game to dota

>make 6 new heroes a year
>3 get arcanas on release
>3 are locked behind buying the good goyim pass, and are only playable in international ranked matchmaking until the battlepass expires
bam there you go endless money

Kaci and day9 are annoying but at least Kaci is kind of hot and redeye brings a british charm to the panel

they don't benefit from the buff

you just know

>switched from their shitty game to dota
lol
he literally confirmed that he gonna pump money from TI and dump this shitty game in favour of remastered BW

day 9 brings american charm to the pannel
if you hate him you're edgy trash

day9 and Kaci have no place in the scene.
Redeye, I think about what he brings to table and what he could do that other people who grew up in the scene can't.
He speaks well, he's old and a vet of esports and is charismatic. His way of handling things is pretty good, like the guy who walked up to him on that SC2 tourney while he was hosting.

The bantz doesn't seem fake like how Machine would joke with the analysts like they were old friends even though he'd never spoken to most of them ever.
But I guess that's not the image which esports companies want. The want diversity and young people, people who look good on camera.
Then again, day9 is a balding and fat nerd so I forget what I just typed and get ready for the shitshow

bi-sexual reminder that Dota 2 lost 10% of it's playerbase in July 2017 compared to July 2016.

enjoy the last hype TI, every consecutive one is only going to be smaller and smaller in prizepool, viewers, hype, quality of games, memes and everything else.

that is IF there even will be any more TIs and Gaben won't just say "fuck this, i am bored" and go back to blacksmithing or car racing or whatever the fuck billionaires do nowadays.

day9's shtick is revolting
the only way things could be worse is if slacks was given more responsibility

>tfw redeye sacrificed his family for esports and doesnt get the ti invite

Serious question: have you seen any of his streams?
I don't use the word "cringe" ever, but his humor is just laughing at himself and trying to speak through his breathless laughter as his voice rises. It's "cringe" humor", and not the thoughtful or sarcastic/snarky kind that other people do.

youtube.com/watch?v=rRcFU0PVdP4

in your own words describe the day9 schtick to me, please

They did invite him. He refused because he had different plans.

I only needed to watch like the first minute of ppd's podcast with day9 to know that I hated him
That fat fuck just talks about how he has to suck off his water bottle for no reason as his introduction. What a self absorbed tool.

false professionalism

So we ARE calling ICE about Valve right?

i agree to a point but Redeye, Machine, LD and others are way more guilty of this

(You) guys paid millions for day 9 to travel to host your shitty game.
How about you keep him? Now and forever?

Reminder that Groups have an almost 100% uptime on games so you don't have to suffer the cancerous Machine.

fuck off reddit, nobody here likes bulldog

LD is just phony enthusiasm. He cares about DotA insomuch as how many shekels it makes him

23 hours

21 hours 42 mins actually

yup, machine is complete garbage
i don't really like redeye but he's fucking infinitely better in comparison
redeye at least has a tangential interest in the game of dota. it's installed on his computer and has actually played some 1k pubs. he can watch the match and understand the overall jist of what's happening.
machine literally just spouts whatever the stats-man is IM'ing him at the moment and couldn't give any less fucks about the game itself
also machine's bantz is the worst in the scene

youtube.com/watch?v=YdR08gxzJXU

So this is the E3 conference for PC gaming a month ago. Play it in the background or skip through it, it's not worth your time watching the whole thing.
Listen to each introduction he gives, count the amount of times where he says he "can't wait to play this game", or how "exciting it looks". Listen to how much he laughs.
This is what fake enthusiasm is.
He literally gives no fucks about anything, and you know, sometimes less is really more.
You don't need to laugh at everything someone says because when they say something actually significant then you've played all your cards.

>redeye
always seemed genuine to me, he has faults but his being professional isnt one of them
>machine
agreed, the lack complete of game knowledge took so much away from his hosting
>LD
i dont recall LD hosting a valve event

He's recently made his profile private, but last I checked (like a month ago) he had 80 hours in DOTA.

> 100 posts of literally e-celeb bullshit
I actually cant tell if the Dota2 is just dead or if SC2 has died and we got the maggots worming in.

Yeah but let's be honest here, all these people are there to fill dead air with family friendly horse shit that doesn't offend anyone which prevents them to say or do anything remotely entertaining.

The 2GD fiasco clearly showed what happens if you stop pretending that competitive gaming isn't just a bunch of degenerates. Which it clearly is as anyone who was involved in any competitive scene will tell you.

But here i am being a faggot going on a rant again. My point is that it doesn't fucking matter who hosts it, the job is to be a bland talking head.

>Planet Odd dropped the team, possible disband
WIll Resolution go to Secret and replace MP?

Alright made the predictions
EG will win TI7, i'm not even american