"I don't even know HOW to pump gas and I am 62, native Oregonian...

>this kills the oregonian

thats a military boat, just saying.

woot colorado master race.

>tfw you wouldn't know anything about that because you always pay for gas with card, put in however much you need, and not worrying about it

Because you create obstructions in the road by being fucking retarded

>super unleaded

how do I super-unlead a fuel?

What the fuck?
Where do you live where you can pump gas freely and not pay???!?!?!??!?!

When did this happen?
I was in Oregon sometime this last summer and I definitely pumped my own gas (I believe it was in Wilkesboro)

You pay at the kiosk after filling you dumb amerimutt.

I did wonder what the hell this meant though...