/meg/- Mass Effect General

I'm saying hockey is a better sport then base ball and foot ball faggot

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OK that one actually got me

>they will never address Jill

>base ball
>foot ball
Nice spelling

Rolling.

Good one you facetious kraut.

stop being a queer

>start reading
>"oh good it's not a kl"
>keep reading
>see this
Goddamn it

I know, right? That bitch third wheel, Gil, needs to be removed.

I should have tried to replace the background image with a KL one

rollan

furpuck pls

Got the perfect waifu.
So I've got a Turian (switched from FemDrell), comet chaser and chased by cultists ; A lovely shortstack, forward and outgoing, introduced by a friend, Who likes going commando and we live in a shad city.
Fukken lucky.

I'm happy for you user.
There's something about those homes, I don't think there's a single 'bad' option.

Roll

Friendly reminder your waifu will never be real.

I just finished Andromeda /meg/ which means it's time to do it all over again...

Good boy

New day - new ass.

I'm right there with you, about to go on the last mission. But I left the OT right after finishing ME2 so that my driving force to even play Andromeda would be to play ME3 after. And then... The cycle shall continue...

Good man. I'd post a picture of latex ass, but my internet is being a cock.

My waifu is as real as my optimism towards having a good life.

So doesn't exist?

See that the trouble with making up waifus out of thin air, those bitches don't exist but in your mind. But a vidya waifu was actually created

How long before someone in here makes a femtur tulpa?

I don't think /meg/ is that far down the weirdness scale.
I hope.

Nice, I wish I had one of the OT to experience for the first time

How about now?

ohboy i'm rollin

What the fuck is a tulpa?

cold test hype

Was this hacking minigame in ME1 on the 360? Maybe it's been so long that I just forgot it existed.

>all this vetra webms

On consoles it was simon says with ABXY instead

basically an imaginary friend. google mlp tulpa for full-throttle-no-way-out-horror-screencaps from /mlp/ since I can't find my saved screencaps any more

What's a tulpa?

>tfw you'll never cold test your'e waifu

>A tulpa is an entity created in the mind, acting independently of, and parallel to your own consciousness. They are able to think, and have their own will, emotions, and memories. In short, a tulpa is like a sentient person living in your head, separate from you
Definition from google. It seems to be somewhere between having an imaginary friend and giving yourself a mental illness/schizophrenia.

Ah I knew it was different! Thanks

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>google mlp tulpa
>first result is a guy trying to fuck it and getting friendzoned by his own subconscious
I don't know what I expected

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the fuck is wrong with people?

It gets worse

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I don't know what to say.
What the hell goes on in /mlp/? Induced schizophrenia apparently.

Roll on my son

>tfw no femtur gf to paint in plate-oil for your fancy dinner-date.
>she wears a beautiful red dress, her carapace gleams and her talons feel smooth in your hand as you enter the restaurant.

>tfw no Turian gf who turns up to the fancy restaurant in full armour
>"loose clothing is a disadvantage in a skirmish"
>"did you see what happened to that sushi place? not taking any chances"

Does she atleast wear fancy panties under her armour?

>doom guy will never send the citadel to hell
god it hurts

hey leaf faggot any updates on our private world

>tfw no Havoc Turian gf who turns up to the fancy sushi restaurant in full armour and with jetpack.
>ywn take her hand and fly away without paying the tab
>ywn kiss her while flying over the illuminated city.
>ywn try to break her focus by worming your hands under her armor.

Has to be fake, my sanity cannot take this being real. It's all just a big joke.

NO

There's got to be some company that makes fashion-armor for Turians in universe, with lots of fancy ornamentation and a matching sidearm to accessorise. Probably started by some Asari whose Turian father always wore their old armor who was like "dad I love you but if we are going to be seen together in public we gotta fix this". Some people would love it and others would hate it because it was impractical for a real battlefield.

I don't think all turians wear armour constantly, but I could see a company like that existing.
I'm imagining modular sections of armour, still effective, but decorated with intricate patterns and maybe fabric hanging down (naturally with snapping off points to prevent getting dragged in a fight) Mostly pretty patterns though, with a finish like fine china but with the durability of kevlar.

>"see i told you it would work" the turian who's back you cling to says as you fly through the wards
>"i'm not complaining i know when i'm beat" you tell her while looking down to the bottomless pit that is zakera ward
>"that's for sure" she replys chuckling
>"what's that supposed to mean fake anger in your voice
>"just you know i'm better, that's a skill i only found in you, you should be proud"
>'she didn't just tell you that she's better then you' you think to your self
>and then a plan entered your mind you begin to grin
>as she's talking about how fun a night this has been you begin to reach down
>finding the grove separating the chest piece and legs you worm your hand in between the folds, your hands meeting her warm gap
>she acts shock
>"user what the hell are you do-" she's interrupted by a finger entering her sex
>you can feel her shudder at the touch
>"user, i need you to stop i need to concen-" another finger enters
>your gut tells you to stop but press on anyway
>vibrating your hand in her she can't stop her self from moaning
>"know when i beaten huh" you say with a smug smile on your face
>her eyes are now locked shut you enjoy it all the more
>before you know it you feel a gushing of fluid from your turian companion
>she climaxed
>you bring your hand back to savor your victory
>but before you could do that you and her both smacked into a building
>you lost your grip now falling hundreds of meters to the ward below
>you turn your head to see your companion she is fighting with the device
>it's obviously broken
>as you both fall to your demise you hear over the loud noise as wind flying past
>"user YOU DUMBASS"
>that was the last thing you heard

>"engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever"
-Naked Turian, probably

ots okay. they jumped at the last moment negating the terminal velocity

like a turian can be stealthy
naked snake will always be human
i always imagine ocelot would be a old western humanboo trying to prove himself

I'd fucking love to see a Turian with two sidewinders mangling an old west accent and fucking up the slang. Trying to bring justice on some far flung colony.

BT r tha behst deel wit it

She's wearing your boxers underneath.

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Good work, Brioche

Mercs had somr colorful armor, I assume "fashion armor" has some stigma associated with criminals

not brioche
bad fic user

>Turian gf wearing your clothes
Exemplary patrician taste user.

Brioche here, I didn't wrote that.
I'm currently trying to gather motivation to either begin writing the Batarian/FemKro fic or writing motivation letters to find a job.

Oh shit! that is way better than even the frilliest pinkest panties.

>thread degenerates into turian bullshit again
and I'm gone

Bye! See you next thread!

literally a cat

You'll be back, you'll always come back.

>thread degenerates into turian bullshit again
All the more reason to stay

I agree.

I dont see anything bad with that

some leaf is all a turian needs to wear

Weird habitation pod aside, this would be a comfy room onboard a huge freighter.

I do wonder how large the freighters get in Mass Effect. In the real world, oil tankers are THE biggest ships, so are there massive freighters and bulkers in Mass Effect close to a kilometer long?

This one was cool, too.

>Coffins

Why

man who knew all elite dangerous needed for it to be good was ship interiors and waifus to share that space with

The utmost comfy.

>be a few years the first contact war
>On the citadel looking to open a new shop
>Find out through the grape vine someone else wants to start up a similar to that of yours
>decide to meet up with the other person
>It's a turian woman,
>sort of leery, but hey money is money
>She says she doesn't want to deal with the (((Volus))) and decides you're a better choice
>Slowly get to know one another over the next few weeks to see if it's a fit.
>It's not perfect, but you both stumble through and form an understanding.
>She invites you over to her place to sign the papers and have a few drinks and dinner
>You show up
> She's not happy
>Her eldest brother is there
>Showed up on her doorsteps in between army transfers
>He hates humans
>he does not like she's in business when she should be soldiering
>He resents her for doing business with you
>Dinner is an Awkward affair.
>He spends it railing away at humans and Shanxi.
>Ask if he was there. You weren't there
>He wasn't there either
>He keeps escalating the fight. You don't talk back because you aren't a soldier and you're not about to risk any thing you built with her so far over this
>Let her be the one embarrassed and placed in the position of making the apologies.
>She turns to you.
>"You're too drunk to go home. Please, take my room for tonight. I need to speak to my brother alone."
>You haven't had a drink
>You leave, she takes you to her room. Tells you to wait.
>For the next 2 hours you are sitting on her bed, listening to the two of the shrieking and squawking with their translators off.
>Another door slams close
>Brother must have went to bed.
>A few minutes later she enters her room and stands in front of you. clearly embarrassed
>"I am sorry that you had to deal with that. I wanted to thank you for staying calm. It must not have been easy"
>You brush it off casually. It's not a thing to revile in
>She steps forward, mandibles twitching as she now looms over you from where you are sitting
>"Get undressed."

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More ?

so is this a twist on the whole get back at my dad but instead it's the brother

well, since current tankers are already nearly half a kilometer long and there are plans for even longer ships, i assume the Mass Effect Tankers could be much bigger than that, although that lenght may be difficult to maneuver. perhaps they´ll just stack some kilometer long tubes together.

Also they may just slap some thrusters on an asteroid and move it from A to B

so something like this where you only have access to the front of the ship