Volvo is the official car of choice of white supremacy

It's literally the "I have no money for a Tesla" car
And Tesla is the "I lick too many male anuses to drive a real car" car.

>SUV with 11 inches of ground clearance
>Can actually go off-road
>won't leave you stranded in the middle of nowhere when the battery runs out
>doesn't rattle

plug in hybrid SUV > any Tesla

Still a gaylord Volvo, for fuck's sake you should kill yourself if you don't feel embarrassed driving one of these in front of other people you shameless animal.

yes

>taking an XC90 off road

Kek, i'll tow you from a ditch if i we run into each other

Ever seen Gone in 60 seconds?

I already did take my XC60 off road. The Haldex 5 system is great and the approach and departure are good.

The chinks love volvos

yes, the old volvos they bought with tax payer's money.

>mfw 740 gets pimped in title screen of pimp my ride
do y'all know anything about the x40 platform?
should i buy another $200 volvo?

>can actually go offroad
>Haldex 5 system

gravel driveways don't count as offroad user

Yeah but I live in an upper middle class neighborhood. I actually have two black neighbors, both are successful and have white wives and children. One drives the Volvo and other has that g350 or whatever it is Mercedes SUV, my17 r/t Durango still blows those cucks out the water.

>>Implying so-called WS can afford shit.

why is the the center console so unintuitive?

other than that and the logo, I dig volvo

>implying
youtube.com/watch?v=VwQoim1TJd0

>Have you seen a Black in a Volvo?

Yes. They like XC90s and S90s a lot.

Some white people are so sad.

>Chinks are based

Confirmed for never having to have lived around PRC mainlanders.

The realiability of these things is yet unproven and I don't feel like they're going to be good. There are already 5 month old used S90s selling for $35,000 near me. It seems like they're giving Mercedes and BMW a run for their money in depreciation.

When you're so worthless as a person you have to try and take pride in a car company you have nothing to do with lol.

*tree blocks your path *

You guys think the lexus GX is good? 4.7 liter V8 gets 13 mpg but its great for offroad

we don't care tyrone but you should buy a volvo

Nogs rarely aspire to buy jap cars retard, but eurocars are all any retard buys who wants to look rich and waste money

>nogs don't want jap cars
yet
>honda accord: most stolen vehicle of all time
your poorly argued lies won't work here tyrone

Yes

They don't steal the cars to drive them they pry off anything they can sell and leave it under a bridge.

>chink owned manufacturer
>driven exclusively by upper middle class whites who can't afford a Range Rover or Benz GLS

I won't deny they're popular and it's a well executed design, but I refuse to support chinks.

>we don't steal the cars to drive them
i think you do
and implying dindus can sell anything to any other race is preposterous
ipso facto nogs love hondas

>Pajeet owned manufacturer
>Owned exclusively by upper class whites who can't afford a bentayga

white man's car brand owned by a chinese

typical white supremacist

niggers love the v40/s40/s80 around here because they're all fucking terribly maintained so they can pick them up for $2000 and look hood rich.

Those Hondas are stolen by mexi-shits

No-one loves volvos, dipshit.

Yes
>The Cuckdom of Sweden

S80 with the Yamaha V8 is un-ironically good

Comfy

I've never seen a volvo in person. It's just le trap-symbol/male-symbol meme car from Veeky Forums to me.

>no ipad meme
will car interiors ever be this good again?

My dad has a recent model XC90. The thing handles like a fucking barge inside parking lots, and the infotainment system Volvo brags about is literally the cheapest fucking chinese tablet they could buy. Seriously, the thing takes seconds to register a touch, and there are barely any physical controls. Every fucking software update fixes one thing but breaks two more. The menus are the least intuitive fucking things ever, which doesn't help when you're driving at 70 mph on a busy highway. Volvo is dead, and Geely has killed it.

>has never seen a glorious 240
where is the rock you live under located?

i-i own a volvo. It's a 2.4 Turbo V70 estate

My neighbor across happens to be a 60 year old successful WOC who drives a recent S60

>Have you ever seen a Black in a Volvo?

Yeah, my moms boyfriend drives a 2017 Volvo XC90 so you're wrong on that.

pic related, his actual car.

can't wait till i see the daughters get BLACKED tbqh

...

someone got a slight bruise?

Ahem...

Apparently the person fell asleep going 55 and crashed.

desu that looks pretty good for a 5000lb SUV going 55 into what I assume was a tree

maximum triggering in this thread

based volvofags once again

Yea, that's why I like Volvo.

Except white supremacists hate asians. I was surprised how many male and female white supremacists I knew when I started dating asians.

...

>maximum triggering in this thread
I agree... It is funny to see Volvo fancucks and Swedes getting triggered because those memes are real.
>based volvofags once again
Not compute.
>mfw

>my moms boyfriend

kek bydlo

(You)

OOO fucking ROBERT IN DA HAUS

>he actually spent $30k+ on a mobile cuckshed
wew lad

Reported for /pol/ shitposting

Announcing a report is a violation of rule #7.

Jokes on you I didn't report shit

Typical spineless commie.

Jokes on you I actually did report them

Enjoy resetting your router then, my never friend.

Because pressing a button twice is such a chore

I drive a Porsche. I like to pretend it's a relic of the Germany of old, not the new cucked refugee-importing Germany.

Also enjoy your helicopter ride, that'll come later though, don't worry about it.

>Literally seething with rage

Lol

You sound invested. Not surprising considering you're a namefag, this is important to you.

Nice projection

Unfortunately, that couldn't be a projection because I'm not a namefag. You on the other hand feel forced to defend yourself otherwise people might think you're a cuckold.

Nothing wrong with cuckoldry as a fetish

Yes. Yes it is

>Swedish car
>white supremacy
No Sven. Volvos are nice, but nothing from Sweden will ever represent nationalism.

How could it be wrong if it feels so right?

t. brainlet /pol/yp

Eat a dick soyboy. The same applies to Saab, which nonwhites won't touch because it's not a financed secondhand entry level luxury model.

Gb2

Honestly that's what I thought, then was surprised to see pic related in the black movie "paid in full". There was also a 635CSi. Both cars are portrayed as new with the movie set in 1987.

The 635 makes more sense, but I can't believe what I'm seeing here. It's everything the PT Cruiser convertible failed to be.

There is an unusually large number of black people who drive XC70s and S40s

I lived around them and while a good lot of them are hicks, they are still an ok bunch.
Hate the pretentious 'Hongers' and 'Sinkies' tho

>HIDs in reflector housings
Kill yourself

i'd rather change my race to a black guy in detroit ghetto and keep driving fun cars than be forced to drive shitty ff garbage that is boring as shit
>b-but muh comfy
if i want to watch tv shows I want comfy if I want to drive I want to have fun

I'll take the XC90, If I want to have fun, I'll just go go karting

But Sweden is black.