/elyg/ Elysium General

>Trying to make us irrelevant by lumping us in with cucks and avatar fags.
Pathetic.

pretty good

You look good! I would have consensual intercourse with you.

>rolled horde and joined DoN 4 days ago
>already had 2 60's run me through BFD and WC
>got to 43 in MoH and they never even gave me 10g for bags
this guild is actually friendly wtf

DoN is gonna die before you get 15 people to 60 lmao stop being retarded.
Either play with a normie guild or go alliance and suck some tranny cock for loot like everybody else.

>nigger needs a handout

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ikr
memes can kill first impressions but they're p chill

average Mandate of Trannies member, everyone

hahahaha tranny thread btfo

no they aren't! you got to leave! they're dying!

Why do gnomes always have pink hair?

There is literally like 15 60s already

Posters who have 60s already are now joining

so it's not a Veeky Forums guild

got it

MOCKYMOCKYMOCKY
MOCKYMOCKYMOCKY

fuck it makes me so hard baby pink pubes slapping my asshole as a gnome goes balls deep inside me FUCK

Not what I said at all

I had a high level character in another guild and joined just the same

FUCK IM SO HORNY NOW SHIT WHY YOU HAVE TO BRING UP THE FUCKING GNOME

Reggie watts is great

youtu.be/Iox02E-kyP4

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Why do the upper 40's feel so dry and awful.

how dare you post this nigger here

Never stop chicken.

Good thread

I miss you...

Arcanite transmute isn't a money maker anymore

What xmute should I go for as alchemist now?

what is the dindu endgame?

I mean this sincerely, they clearly don't have the people for MC and they don't seem like they are going to rank hardcore

I first rolled when the memes were starting to get to me, I had one of them run me through RFC and another one sent me some silver and some greens for leveling. They're quite comfy.

>rank hardcore

trannies are this desperate.

It's okay, I wish some big strong Dindu's would help me through it.

What guild is the Pi Kappa Alpha of Elysium WoW?

if your not running mc what else exactly do you intend to do at endgame

>Vanilla
>endgame

lol? what are you upset about, did you forget to take your test blockers today, tranny.

moh is lashing out because they are scared of dying

>don't have the people for MC
lmao

Alright /elyg/, post your favorite band.

who here /hyped/ for northcrest?

>already had 2 60's run me through BFD and WC
Are you part of the clique? Because I've asked for help several times and got ignored.

Undeath to Water.

youtube.com/watch?v=dtSxNZeXlKg

ask for help in gchat ill help

I've heard of these guys before, they really aren't bad. I'm feeling a light six to a strong seven on this thing.

Protomen are incredible.
All of their albums are great
I have so much trouble choosing between any of them

coming to gank the dindu trannies

Gummy lied, people died.

t. Gummylied

what's up with the extremely self-conscious OPs? why do you feel the need to have to compare yourself to other guilds so badly? I assume this is one guy or few people from a probably otherwise decent guild, but you just make your guild look undesirable.

I love this pic lmao
the bulge makes it

>moh trannies this btfo

I dont need any now, I needed it 3 hours ago and ended paying people just to help me. Thanks for nothing.

First target acquired.

>guild full of raidloggers currently has almost twice as many online as the "Veeky Forums leveling guild"

why is DoN so pathetic

>implying that's the most pathetic thing about DoN

it's not really "btfo" considering that the huge amount of shilling and the extent you people go to in order to post threads with mediocre OC is actually driving more members away than it's pulling in, but whatever

>tfw immortalized in a shitpost image
Cheevo and Katla are gone too I beleive.

what are we going to do about this literal who Horde guild tranny bros? they can't keep getting away with this..................

>being this absolutely ass-mad

but the thread on the right is not posted by DoN

whisper a 60 next time you fucking cry baby

no man i'm just really trying to understand what the goal is because from an outside perspective it just looks self-destructive. I'd rather join a guild that emphasizes on how fun you're having without having to compare yourself with other guilds. it just looks desperate, you know?

>he's still responding

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This is pretty much what I think, but letting them know like this won't do anything, because the reply is just going to be "haha tranny btfo" no matter what criticism you try to give them. They're lost in their officer discord circlejerk, probably coming up with new unfunny ideas for epic meme comics.

>he's literally still posting

I see you fagboy. I'm coming to slay you.

are you implying anything prior to that is not dry and awful? not even considering if you're a priest or warrior, in which cash 'dry and awful' hardly does justice to that leveling experience.
ffs, idk how anyone can handle the sheer existential dread/boredom induced by leveling in a 12 year old mmo

why are trannies such a good lay?

youtube.com/wattwch?v=A1oxh8Z-2ko

Why is killing Dindus so fun?

Someone give me a (You) please

LU~MI~KA~RU~~!!

Just finished masturbating in drag w/ a dildo up my ass, why does it feel so good? *whimpers*

Notice how whenever someone calls out DoN, they never use names. They never specifically call out individuals like Zugzuggler or Handro? It's always "Dindus" or "DoN" or some other reference to a faceless collective.

That means we've been successful with our anti-namefag crusade. You don't know our names because we don't attention whore. You all know trannies like Lumikaru or Melori or Javel or Madti or Manlett or Dads or countless more, but you don't know a single Dindu. And we intend to keep it that way.

t. Zugzuggler

you mean
t. Zugzuggler (deceased in 20 minutes)

bro you are too tame
god save me
stay safe guy

>someone in group starts asking personal questions
>alt f4

>You don't know our names because we don't attention whore.
Wrong.

>protomaan
makes mediocre OC, incredibly slow leveler, irrelevant overall
>zugzuggler
power-tripping quack
>handro
see above, besides the fact that he's GM
>dokidokidoki
tried to force himself, failed
>boipuccy
javel (nice move keeping them in the guild btw lmao)
>mcbeefington
actively asks for moh to gank him (or so it seems)
>broraka
see zugzuggler

>Zugzuggler is lvl51

I still need some honor

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That's about the gist of what I got from when I was leveling there, glad to see I wasn't alone.

HAHAHAHA

Already tried this when Fishyfunk literally had an overlay on his stream to check if Finalflash was online and the GMs said they didn't give a shit. I'd be surprised if it worked.

i ate a 3 day ban for doing this, godspeed user lol

redpill me on the trannies.

why are they afraid of a literal who leveling guild not even on the same faction.

Finalflash did get banned for two weeks on old Elysium for his spy account.

*creates different account*

they ban the 60 account, just like finalflash

>Dindus are THIS BTFO

HAHAHAHAHAH

>"afraid"
>meanwhile DoN actively shills their threads before bump limit to get in that ebin OC and reports opposing threads in fear
>meanwhile all DoN can talk about in guild chat when they're not talking about normie shit is being killed by "trannies"
>meanwhile they attempt to shift the blame towards a long-dead group from a different time
this shit just writes itself

enjoy your banned accounts lmao

implying based salty doggos aren't destroying trandate from within as we speak.

>reporting someone

aww did your widdle dindu fee fees get huwt? did widdle baby dindu get ganky-wankied a little too hawd? now little baby dindu has to cwy to a GM to wipe his tears? poor widdle baby dindu booboo, does widdle dindu need a diapey change? widdle baby dindu windu needs a diapey wipey change :DDD looks like widdle baby dindu windu made a big mess :DDDDD BAWWWW poor widdle baby waby dindu got a widdle boo boo on his widdle wumpy and made a big doo doo poo poo mess :DDDDDD