Why do people like this car so much?

8:19 around the nuremberg ring, that is slow as fuck.
why do people like these?

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because lol straya shitpost top jej

Because the nurburgring is unimportant and a shit metric for determining the worthiness of cars.

What do you expect? it's a fucking huge ute that weights as much as Jupiter
I'd say 8:19 is pretty fucking impressive

That's faster than some of Veeky Forums's favourites (E46 M3, R32GTR) as well as a 2010 'maro and numerous mid-engined Porsche's

Has anyone ever taken a RAM SRT10 or F150 Lighning etc. round the 'ring?

>numerous mid engine porsches
maybe in a straight line, but I refuse to believe the Australian mememobile could beat my cayman s around a track

It's literally faster around the ring than early 987s, and only about 2 seconds off a late 987 Cayman S

They’re badass.
It’s basically a muscle car you can move bulky objects with. With so little glass they stay really cool in hot temperatures. And the aircon works really well cause it’s made to work on a wagon ffs

Because its a fucking ute

rip holden

Australians are fucking weird man.

Sounds like it’s perfect for australia, or even california

Only white trash like it.

nah only shitholes like melbourne and sydney

>tfw you got the PDK 987 S

would honestly have considered a Ute if we had them here in the states. But nevertheless I got you by two seconds. Thank god

This guy sucks at driving but yeah.
youtube.com/watch?v=wYVF9H0Vw6g
This guy is slightly better.
youtube.com/watch?v=g_Z8DtrXED4

I bet a silverado 6.2 with an 8 speed would be fun.

Let alone its the low powered 6 liter. I'd like to see a ls3 version of even a maloo with the LSA do a lap

I wonder how fast the HSV gtsr-w1 is around the ring.

Would be slower than a GTSR Maloo, SS commodore is a pretty basic car really.

this

why did some fag put the low spec version on burerring

I'd like a VF HSV ute with bench seat and column auto desu

The maloos all come in manual...

it'd probably get a better time if you put some weight in the back lmao.

No they don't. Where did you hear that bullshit?

Because it's a rwd car with 350+ hp with no weight over the rear end

>nuremberg ring
You do know Nürburg (town with a castle and racetrack) is a way different place to Nuremberg (where the Nazi trials were held)?

I don't think the auto is going to be the difficult part of this request

Gotta put some bags of concrete over the back wheels for sedan handling.

I think it might be a joke mate

Cause it's fun.
Stop hating fun.

You must be fun at parties

I honestly doubt it.
I'm absolutely positive that I'm a buzzkill at parties.

Why is the most murrican car an Australian exclusive?

they have 50/50 weight distribution, sperg more.

because it's low to the ground.

and?

That's not stock.

this is so 200x it hurts

You know It's a joke, stop baiting

But Nuremberg also has a castle and a race track, the Noris Ring.
t. guy from Nuremberg

Well I'll be damned.

no one likes this car faggot

You do know that Nürburgring is a race track in Germany and Burger King is home of The Whopper?

Of course I do, I'm not a piss drinking peasant

>Most murrican car
>Ute is an Australian invention
hmmmmmst

Ute = pickup truck. Hardly an invention.

He's still right though.

No, the Model A pick up is not Australian.

Holden as a company started by converting Ford's into pickups/utes before they were ever involved with GM and they got the idea off another Australian guy who asked Ford for a "Coupe Utility"

Pick ups were invented in Ohio in 1913.

You could say that they are just Holden on to it a little bit too hard.

Aye but a pickup like your describing have a separate body/tray arrangement like a mini truck, the coupe utility, like OP and other user are referring to don't, they were literally a coupe body converted into a "pickup" or ute as we call it.

Pic for reference.

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