Overwatch General - /owg/

Tracer is cute and happy
Perfect for sexually abusing

He even said in the last news post that resurrect is retarded and they're changing it, or was that 2 ago by now

>tfw 1 week until Amélie Summer items

>Jeff shitting on roadhog
>Wearing a mercy shirt
>Says his favorite mercy skin will be out soon
When will we drag Jeff through the street and shoot him?

>no build paths for the heroes
>only one point
>rigid meta
>vapid and caustic community
>Press Q to win
When will you Overcucks wake up and realize Gigantic is better?

i still like this game

but if the next hero released isn't a healer i legit might stop playing

None of the maps are "from the real world" though

>That skin + the highlight intro where she steps on you
Oh lord

>need to earn welfare boxes
>play mystery shitters
>regularly go on losing streaks of 5 or more games
And I thought regular Overwatch was god awful for losing streaks.

Junkertown is probably in the workds

but i play both

>Gibraltar
>not real

>cancel search
>now entering temple of anubis

Pantlessness aside if that is gonna be her skin I hope they do more than just take away her pants. No way is that worth 3k.

It is for desperate virgins and widowfags.

How would you sexually abuse Tracer?

He did the same with Dva
someone kill him already

this is the most autistic shit ever
post the suicide comic too

so fucking cringy

ALL of them are real places just in the future besides the ones that I listed.

Missionary position for the sole purpose of procreating.

They need to give Zen his original heal orbs back where you didn't need to be in constant view of your target for it to stay on them.

>Nubani is just a WE WUZ ROBOTIC SLAVES N SHIET

Reminder that this is how Blizzard balanced a character with massive spread and falloff starting at 3 meters.

>tfw mostly play tracer, mercy, and rein
>tfw you get at least one legendary every single event, usually more than one

I fucking HATE doomnigger

>Blizzard
>Balancing
pick one

i'm glad you're having fun!

whats the point of your post?

And then they fucked.

Can't wait for Tracer's Halloween skin desu

September is not summer. But what should I expect from people who write month-day-year?

>see roadhog spamming my shield as reinfrom ~30 meters away with his alt-fire

>His whole clip barely does 200 damage

>summer skins are no longer rare
Why?

Who confessed their feelings to the other first? Or did they both confess at the same time?

>tfw Tracer is my most played hero
>mfw I can't hold all these skins

the ninth of november was an inside job

>month-day-year?
That's really retarded.

>5 stack dong a full comp setup
>in QP
Why are these people such faggots? If you want to do competitive crap, go to competitive mode

Is Gigantic actually fun? I was looking at it the other day.

same, healer selection is piss poor

Because they're gonna keep adding new shit each year and everything will be ridiculously expensive.

Also pic related will be McCree's skin.

2cp maps should be removed from the game

>practicing in comp and not QP
Found the shitter.

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Gibraltar is a real place. Check your list again.

>competitive lucio ball
>complete with placements and skill rankings and top 500 and all
>more than one person at blizzard thought this is a good idea

>You play Sombra

Makes the babies who cried last year happy

I Love D.Va!!!

I wanna fuck Amélie

>QP
>you + a 5 stack vs a 6 stack
>the 6 stack goes full comp tryhard
>the 5 stack goes 5 DPS
>they still get mad at your for not picking a healer and babysitting them

Unless Lucioball is year-round why the fuck would there be rankings, SR, and top 500 for it? What sense does that make?

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I would think having a rare skin from a past event meant something, like oh yeah i played overwatch summer 2016 and got this great rare skin. Now it means jack shit. One of the only reason i get excited to play events is knowing theres a chance ill get a skin that other players might never get.
This is the real reason

>traveling to castillo
>it says dorado
>dorado is a mexican map based off italy
Why does blizzard hate mexico

But girls can't love other girls!!

REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN

>One of the only reason i get excited to play events is knowing theres a chance ill get a skin that other players might never get.
That's pretty sad user.

Distract players from complaining about normal competitive mode

How the fuck do you play doomfist?

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I WANT TO KISS HER SO HARD AND SO LONG THAT SHE SUFFOCATES AND I GET TO KEEP HER CUTE LITTLE BODY AROUND FOR FUCKING!

5 stacks are the worst. They always pick like retards and bully the random. But 6 stacks aren't usually good either because the matchmaker places them vs much higher ranked solo players

I want to cuddle Sombra!

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>Friends and I typically five stack
>one of us loves playing healers, so he's almost always lucio
>We stay together and communicate, but honestly it's more about trying to have fun in this shitty game
>we all get yelled at by our sixth man because we're not doing what he wants
>cue all of us apologizing and blaming each other in chat, calling each other hackers.

Get some fucking friends, this game is shit without people to take the piss out of it.

hit and run

What do you think is going through her mind right now?

>One of the only reason i get excited to play events is knowing theres a chance ill get a skin that other players might never get.
i don't know if you're serious or not

My theory on what every OW male's shit tastes like:

>Doomfist
Hard, full of fiber. Eats nothing but bark and lion meat along with veggies.

>Genji
No excrement to taste, only battery acid at most.

>Mccree
a fan favorite. coffee, donuts, grits, and soul food comprised into a hearty bunch. Bits of corn from the soul food

>reaper
lumpy poop but its all vapor. Unknown ingredients

>Soldier 76
Long coiling shit and the smelliest. Eats military food and nothing sweet at all.

>Bastion
no poop unfortunately. Battery acid is a possibility but bird poop as well.

>Hanzo
Watery and sometimes green. A diet of Japanese and Indian cuisine. Such fine taste leads to fine poop.

>Junkrat
The smelliest of smells. Diarrhea on a daily basis due to poor diet and too much red meat either undercooked or burnt.

>Torbjorn
Little pebbles but quite solid due to a steady Swede diet. Traces of Muslim semen can be found

>Reinhardt
Second largest poops of all. German engineering has given him a steady diet of plenty of protein.

>Roadhog
Largest of them all. Horribly bad smell. constantly eating pork and uncooked game.

>Winston
Nothing but bananas and peanut butter leads to semi solid waste

>Lucio
Brazillian food and corn found in poop. Occasionally bloody from all the brutal anal penetration.

>Zenyatta
No excrement but does have battery acid episodes the most.

I'll do females later

YAMEROOOOO

Hey user thanks she is a nice slut cosplayer also moar.

Dont reply to bait guys.

>tfw have friends to always group with
>one of them is the guy who takes things too seriously and rages in the call
I sometimes play solo just to play in beautiful silence.

My ass does that too! :3 And I'm not even a cosplayer. Or a girl (female).

Please stop this. What is it with you people on this site and having fetishes for a place where literal faeces come out of?

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Reminder that neither Winston or Tracer are to be bullied under any circumstances

"fuck now I have to wait for winston to get me again"

>Why would you play a game for rare skins?
Huh?

widowmaker gymnASSt sooon

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why would you do that
are you mentally unwell

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I really hope there's a new old Ana skin

Not gonna lie if they give her a leotard that shows legs ill be impressed.