Mums Car Part 2

Gday. Just fitted some NGK Iridiums to me mums car. Holy shit does she have some pick up now. She runs real smooth.

Bosch. Never again.

Put a new filter in the now custom cold air intake system too, if you remember that mod from the first thread.

I reckon we would have added about 50 break horse powers at the wheels with this kind of upgrade.

Here is the mad scientist hosing down the engine after we decreased it. Ohh hell of a job it was. I had to get an early night last night because it was a lot of fuckin around.

i run no air filter on my truck she runs real well i got that idea from the Thailand long tail boat owners.

run no filters good as. most turn their heads thinking i have a supercharger fitted but its just the intake hissing.

a old NG im running with no filter. dad will skin me if he finds out im running his old un with no filter.

Yes NGK's are the best, yes you're a shortbus rider, no the N13 isn't good, yes it belongs in the bin.

Ohhh, I reckon it must sound like a turbo going down the road it must. Old asshole'll skin nenny

Here is another. In the background there you can see this old bloke's bedford truck that just pulled up.

She's got over 300000ks on her m8. Dont know for sure because the speedos broken. Dont worry about it.

Yes the speedo/odo died on my N13 too, fucking junk car. The fuel gauge died too.

Bloke at bob jane said that it's from resetting the little custom odo whatever it is while driving. Youre supposed to pull over and reset it apparently. Doing it while driving strips the little cheap chinese shit plastic gears inside or some shit.

i dont know if I'd trust that bloke though because he's fucked things up in the past.

Here's a picture I took which I didnt mean to, but yous can have it to save in your little albums anyway.

oh thats a NG mercedes in the background.
yeah he used to work with me in the forestry in phillipines he had a few UD trucks and i had a old mercedes NG truck no aircon or powersteering real tricky off road but reliable as it had no shit, i sold it to him.

Yeap.

Here's the standalone fuel filter I snapped. Not a bad way to spend $10000

What the fuck is this thread?

an underage tripfag ricing his moms car
nothing to see here

its about your mum bitch

Underage?

Im 23

are you from the UK.
i heard most UK people have cancer and dont know it....
you know why......
CHERNOBYL....... yep lots of fall out fell alllllllllllllll over the UK in 1986.

oh that cunt in 18462083 is a pussy bitch.

retarded auzfags

post your id

no

Lurk moar

My ID? What you mean ID?

My trip is Sd0Bitzer.

>this engine
how does it fucking work?
why is there a mile of engine above the spark plug?
are there two headers?
why is the air filter bigger than the engine?
where does the air actually enter the engine?

your identity card

>why is there a mile of engine above the spark plug?
That's overhead cam technology retard.

It's a 1.6 OHC GM engine for the australian market. That's probably the only reason it hasnt blown up yet with over 300k on the clock and no major work yet. People point to the n13 and say ohh yeah good little cars, good nissans they are. And they dont even realize it's a GM engine.

>how does it fucking work?
Internal combustion. What you think this is some tesla shit
>why is there a mile of engine above the spark plug?
It's like this bloke says >are there two headers?
Both of those pipes coming off cylinders 1 and 4 meet up to form one pipe, as does those pipes for cylinders 2 and 3. Those two pipes continue that way until they hit the catalytic converter. Comes out the other side as a single pipe. Dunno why, maybe it's some emissions shit, who knows.
>why is the air filter bigger than the engine?
It's probably just the shitty camera perspective.
>where does the air actually enter the engine?
See pic related. I fixed up a backyard cold air intake the other day and we replaced the filter there too and she breathes a lot better now.

What? I dont even need one of them. Like I've said before I dont have a license. You must be a yank. Your government needs to keep track of you or something?

I simply do not understand how just assigning yourself a Tripcode automatically makes you a complete mouthbreather. You'd think it would do the oposite because people know who you are now.

Oh yeah I forgot to mention, it's EFI, but it's only got 1 injector. Very early generation shit going on. It's like a carby setup and the injector sprays into the open straight into the throttle body or whatever the fuck it is. I dunno. Im not a scientist.

>Australia don't have ID'S
You're an absolute mongloid, of course you have an ID. You're just an underage faggot, so you haven't gotten yours yet.

>i don't have a license
we have a winner. another underage tripfag who cant drive, but is here anyways.

Me uncles in town. He's from over western australia. They call him the street fighter over there. He bashes up lots of fuckheads.

He once went over to Italy there or something and bashed up some bloke in the toilets because he gave him this funny look. Turns out he was a poof looking for a good time in there.

But he learned his lesson that day.

They're not mandatory you braindead cunt. What you think they com in the mail when you turn 18? What the fuck would I wanna go on some fuckin government list for somewhere where they track all the fuckin information about you. How fuckin stupid are you?

Hey, I like me cars. Here is one I saved from that Norwegian bloke.

What in the actual fuck are you on about? Are you saying that your Uncle is capable of literally flying to another continent to beat up someone who called you a mouthbreather on the internet?

If so, that's actually the dumbest fucking thing I've read on this board in a long time.

That's not a fuel injector. That's a vacuum powered valve that directs hot air into the engine when cold.

What are you talking about you stupid yank? Im tryna tell you a story and you're on about breathing through your mouth.

Goddamn can't get through to these yanks tonight. Dont worry about it.

Here, have this little tidbit I found about GM engines. It's a little bedtime story for you.

I was going to say something about you being a parinoid shit-for-brains because the government doesn't give a fuck what a worthless human being like you does from day to day. But then I remembered that Australia is is a communistic shithole.

>a poof
Probably looking for a beating and your uncle gave him a good time.

Im not talking about whats in the picture. That was just the last picture in me folder to post. Had nothing to do with what I was talking about. You take that circular filter cowling whatever the fuck it is off and you find the throttle body under there and in there somewhere tucked away, hidden under there by some cleaver little jap like an easter egg, is the injector.

I wish my car had only one injector, they are $80 each.

>responds to criticism with a completely unrelated story
>spurgs like the autistic cunt he is when it isn't understood in the context
Come on, I thought you upside-downers were better than that. Also, I'm even worse than a yank, I'm a Leaf.

>Australia is is a communistic shithole
You a fast learner

Here, I got something for you. Its that mercedes benz bloke's hilux again. Im collecting em. All the pictures he posts of it. Im gonna print them out and hang em up on the wall.

Oh shit yeah m8. I heard stories about the 200 series landcrusher piece of shit where the early gens had to replace all the injectors at 100k. Now these are special proprietary toyota electronic bullshit injectors, so they cost $1k each. Fuck that. That's why me uncle's got a 100 series.

Arent you leafs suppossed to be our kin or some fuckin thing? I cant even understand you. Goddamn me, if kim yung un nukes britain, you realize your head of the commonwealth right? We're all fucked then.

Ahhh shit, forgot to post the hilux. Here you go.

oh fuck dont we have some little snowflakes on here trying to be tough.

fucking no good cunts the lot of ya's

hopefully yous will have car troubles this year.

or even better some of you may loose their jobs due o the 2018 financial crisis.

We're putting on a custom high performance breather hose today. I will take some pics and make a new thread about it later on.

Here is what the engine bay used to look like.

It's because it's a self selecting group, only a faggot would put on a trip, thus all trips you see are total faggots.

Me uncle came round today and said yeah I could strip that motor down and rebuild it all and it'll be like a brand new engine.

Oh yeah whatever.

>NGK Iridiums
NO pls NO

I just pulled out NGK Iridiums from my 1UZ, one of them had a broken ground electrode, I drove like that for 2 years not knowing any better.

Denso all the way

denso is japanese the same as NGK, you need KLG boi.

go fuck yourself real quick i dont wanna hear any more from you...

i know who you are there is no such thing as anonymous on Veeky Forums. people can still be identified.

do yourself a favour and fuck off.

>people can still be identified.
You're pretty easily identified as a faggot.

Some central-australian hick found a discarded 4g wifi USB and then manged to get to Veeky Forums somehow.

nope not good enough, you will have to try harder then that.

i bet you are a closet gay, and cuss all the other men out there and say they are gay when in fact you are.

sorry americans just wont cut it anymore. im Indonesian by the way so your words do mean shit to me.

but if you quote me again then i will respond and will do so till you stop. i can go for months if you push hard enough.

>4g
Try 3g m8. We aren't that advanced yet. Fuckin yank.

Here, have this picture of this lambo to hang up on your wall.

is it summer already? all these fucking newtrips
where dutch m.d
where the fuck is dead

fuck you in the ass with a aids ridden dick.

now why dont you tell us your fucking name you fucking pussy cunt. well.

oh you are a user i bet you have broken the law so playing the victim wont get you points on here.

how about you trip on a pipe and fall into some boiling hot tar.

Summer? Its summer here cunt. Fuckin yanks. Im sick of yous coming in here ruining out good threads about upgrading our cars putting performance parts in em. Get out of here. Go on, get.

I been here since 2011.