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11st for sumail is numbre 1

1st for planet dig the next ti winners

nth for warp speed shitposting during TI

TI IN TWELVE HOURS

crystal maiden is your favorite hero now

crystal """maiden""" is a whore

reminder that mods are fuckfaces who wont sticky /d2g/ for TI7

But my favourite hero is lion

sopping wet doe

>tfw TI is around the corner

What year was it that they did? Was it TI4? I forgot.

post qt white girls in dota costumes ! :3

First "pro" players/team that you watched /d2g/?
Mine was Loda and SK, I watched by downloading replays and playing them in wc3 and later I first watched live games on Garena (GGC) TV. Seems like we've really come a long way since then.

I think they did it for TI4 and TI5

Sleep in 2ish hours, wake up just as the desk starts at 2am local time
Living the dream boys

I gotchu senpai

fellow cunt?

we got a pack of cunts here

too right ya fucking cunt

Cute! Remember to post 20 pictures of wind ranger every thread dotards!

Ti soon
TNC 2-0 EG soon

Why are girls so fucking retarded?

that boob sweat gets me every time

I wanna plug her butt

fuck off jark

Goddamn I can't believe TI's in less than 12hrs.
Feels like yesterday we had Boston....where'd my time fly off to?

>113mb patch
what is it?

me

cute!

drow nipples

Does anyone have that pic where a 12 yo tells sing about d2g, i think his name was jacob

>tfw you realize you just play 7 games of dota in a day and only gained 25 mmr from where you started

Even if EG is tilted and loses they always take one game. They even take one game against OG usually. Sumail can usually solo out at least one win in the course of every series.

w-will the threads during TI be bully free?

>be random na 7k trash
>steal mid from china's best mid
? ? ?

Just like the last time they took a game against tnc

No. Eat shit with your phonetic posts.

It's winter, he's not even NA trash he's SEA trash. He's not even a pro he's a caster.

Classic SEA monkeys

Winter wasn't mid?
Ember was

He attended a TI, granted his team went like 0-14 but still

>showing your powerlevel way too early
if TNC beats EG everyone will target TNC like how Secret got targeted at TI5

I'm not sleepy but I've been awake for 12 hours already, if I don't sleep soon I'll miss TI, wha should I do?

cease this bullying at once!

>less then 12h for TI
>no trove carafe
panic? PANIC

Being killed on the inside by a toxic mudslime and uzbekistani man child isn't being targeted. Secret's problem was internal issues.

good op
zero posts early
relevant pic and proper formatting
may the rest of ti follow op's example

coke

This but like seriously where the fuck is the Carafe

>underage b&s still SEETHING that bulldong was denied
land of the free
home of the brave

Go to bed, think about something that can take a long time and you will fall

>caring about skins
>caring about goypass

Half the skins rape frame rate anyway

If Rubick doesn't win the Arcana vote i will fucking genocide all russians

I just need grant instead of bulldog desu. Like there's an empty spot, why not use it?

Are we all really about to spend the night awake over a dead game?

THAT'S THE POINT
YOU LOW THE ENEMIES' FPS SO THEY GET MAD AND LOSE

empty spot you say?

>Computer is such trash that cosmetics kill his framerate
sasuga poorfag

gaben is just biding time to increase the suspense

>be bulldog
>become thin, handsome and make tens of thousands a month sitting around being a retard on stream
>get a moderately attractive if annoying girlfriend (hey at least shes a trophy)
>have literally the highest dota honor of all time (winning TI)
>get rejected by americuck TSA
>go to dubai to fuck your girlfriend every day and hang out with rich arab princes

really makes you think

>now

why else would i want to play her

>TI7 literally tomorrow
>Still can't switch chat channels while spectating in game

Suck a fucking dick Valve, honestly sick of this companies monopoly.

those nipples are so erect i could hang my raincoat on them

oh hey its the based reddit bro.
How was your thread, did you get any upvotes? How about mc fucking off yourslf

based redditspy

dubs and C9 will be TI7 champions

reminder that /ourguy/ Maut will be posting with us tomorrow

can we stop with the clown9 memery

Doesn't anyone here post in nadota? A lot of opinions in common with this place.

5 EG wins

>fwosh will never be your gf

FeelsBadMan

>tfw maut will never cast your favorite esports

9 and Liquid wins

>thread this dead
are you fucks really going to bed this early? it's still over 11 hours away

0 and ti arena will be bombed by muslims

'Twas the night before The International, when all through Key Arena

Not a Player was stirring, not even a mouz.

0 and TI arena will be ruined by ICE (americas internal visa police force

3 and EG loses to TNC

2alpha4u

>trying to predict the script
Mason the only indiviudal to ever ignore the throw order, is attending TI. This year will shock everyone, as players will stand in solidarity with mason and ignore the script.

if 7 Fluff will end everything

uh oh

Rip /ourgreeks/

oh shit

REPOST TIME:
>shitposting olympics soon

How have you been training, d2g?
I've been contrarian posting on /tv/ and /mu/, AND getting (You)'s.
>posting on /sp/
Literally babby tier no resistance training shitposting

What's Fluff's opinion on CCnC?

>an unforseen variable concerning the script now enters
How will fluff react when he finds out he is shotting at holograms?

HOly shit!, ti7 starts in 11h.

Are you guys hyped because I am

If 7, BigBaddy starts backstabbing his teammates in the confusion

The virgin mid vs the roaming chad

KKona not on my watch KKona 3

Are you implying the holograms will not fight back? Just what kind of operation do you think ((((they)))) are running

How will DC fare against OG and VP?

jesus christ they better release the carafe and luckvase rn bc i have money i want to poorly spend

good goy

Reminder to buy our guy Quinn Callahan's signature on your treasures fellow 'laggians

t Cuck3

the virgin mid
>obsesses over clicking on as many NPCs in the shortest amount of time
>does not commit to a kill unless he is sure he will get it
>has never tower dived unless he has an oracle or dazzle close enough to save him

The roaming Chad
>insta locks spirit breaker at the start of the match
>only cares about killing heroes
>has ran to tier 4 towers chasing 50 hp heroes before the 10 minute mark, in almost every game.
>orders his team to stop getting racks for megacreeps JUST to fountain dive

Suck my dick faggot, or rather get valves dick out your mouth first.

Literally NO REASON to remove it, but I can see mudman speak fill the all chat just fine right? Kill yourself.

>tfw just want a tb immortal
>tfw just want to see tb dominate a TI