/ink/ - Splatoon General

Poptepipic Edition
Last thread: - Direct Link to current thread: splatoon.ink/ink/
- Booru: booru.splatoon.ink/

> News
- The first Switch My Nintendo rewards are Splatoon 2 equipment (Japan exclusive so far) - New update patching exploit and tweaking special costs: en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/p/897
- Dualie Squelchers added.
- The next NA/EU Splatfest is Mayo vs Ketchup has been announced. Join a team and scrub your Tees for 2000 coins each.

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- pastebin.com/h04p6aqy
> FAQ
- pastebin.com/1wPYkZc9

> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- imgur.com/a/eV8p0
>S2 New weapon stats
-imgur.com/a/NFzgv

>S2 Headgear
-imgur.com/a/9w8lx
>S2 Shirts
-imgur.com/a/gUexS
>S2 Shoes
-imgur.com/a/Cq7La
>Big S2 Gearlist
-leanny.github.io/splat2/

> Resources
- pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL (embed)

> Wiki
- splatoonwiki.org/

> User Stats
- splatoon.nintendo.net/

> if you want to add your friend code before splatoon goes out use this:
- docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> list of FC:
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

Other urls found in this thread:

strawpoll.me/13590137),
strawpoll.me/13594273)
strawpoll.me/13597861)
strawpoll.me/13600434
youtube.com/watch?v=D8M8I2SYEiA
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

first for charger

...

I'm allergic to mayonnaise but I don't know if that means it's worse.

Wooooooomy?

PROFRESHONAL SALMON RUN ROOM WHERE??

Nth for JP Mayo win - NA/EU Ketchup win prediction

>Overachiever
>Whole team splatted in the first 30 seconds
I think it's time I took a break.

post your inksona

>Splatoon Amiibo Cards
>gear cards that unlock random gear
>weapon cards that unlock random weapons
>ability cards that give chunks
>random character art (Lewd Leather Boot Girl, Octo Callie, other guest artists) cards that can do either gear, weapons or chunks
>all cards can also give cash and rarely snails
>can do save gear like all Splatoon Amiibo and whatnot

Basically like Pokken amiibo functionality. It's a once per day thing. Would you?

shit this is a good squid

Why am I seeing oneyplays drawings? Did they make some funny noises about this game?

>three cracks before line
im so sorry for you

Alvie is contemplating throwing himself into Crusty's deep fried.

I can make one/join one

Did you want more people to mention your rank bar?

I want to rape Callie until my ink starts gushing out of her eyes!

It's a strange feeling to be so notorious the other team's focus is starting to shift to you instead of the objecive

What is better:
Special Power Up
Or
Quick Super Jump?

*fryer

Let's see how you feel about our next map. So far we've done Mussleforge Fitness (strawpoll.me/13590137), Starfish Mainstage (strawpoll.me/13594273) and Humpback Pump Track (strawpoll.me/13597861) This time it's The Reef

strawpoll.me/13600434

Cast your votes in the poll and reply with thoughts about the map
>why you feel the way you do
>what weapons you think work well on it
>what modes are fun on it
>what you think about how your teammates always let the rainmaker come down the side path unimpeded
>etc.

>tfw being carried up to A+

I want to get off now

risking posting it again just for someone to make fun of my sandals

Why is /ink/ so fucking gay?

>getting carried
>not carrying yourself and three random squires to S+

Posting my lunablaster bro once again just incase more artos comeback

user its just hat sandals dont go with sweaters baka

Worth it?

Daily reminder to report all the "draw furries" miiverse posts. And if you don't, you'll go to hell before you die.

Who knows

Do we ever play private matches?

I'm testing Goo Tuber without motion controls in A rank and you can't stop me.

i miss you, 52 gal. You're not the same.

Feelings?! I'll tell ya h'as a feelings. Squids what bludgeon their wives ya death wif an Octobrush.

Profreshionals have standards.

It doesn't look fresh, so no.

Thanks, Lou Albano.

make one

>hell existing

May I suggest: clogs? Not sure if there's any black/white ones though

>comfy doesn't go with comfy

i don't get it

JUST SAY YAOI.

I think I'm doing pretty good

I miss the one with seekers. Riding your seeker to the objective was always so damn fun.

youtube.com/watch?v=D8M8I2SYEiA

screenshot from before i got more bits but boy howdy its so close

Daily reminder that we wouldn't be in this mess if some jackass didn't get Fresh'd for a 'picture' that just said "No more furries"

They're sustained by anger

Saaame... I unlocked the first one and tested it... It's so meh.

I want to watch splatoon games but all the announcers are so fucking insufferable

why not

how many chunks do you need for a slot

What's are good primary abilities for charger mains? Damage up? Ink save main?

Please vote and possibly help me promote this if you think this is at all interesting. Or just tell me I am wasting my time with these, and I'll stop

Cute squid boys are the best.

Please? I'm new and don't know

splatoon's got a lot of cute boys.

23 more chunks senpai

>Damage up

You poor soul. You're gonna learn a hard lesson soon.

10>20>30

if you have 0 of the same, 10
1 of the same 20
2 of the same 30

yamerooo

I'd rather whim wham in a woomy to be honest

jk i can just google it

I'm like 98% sure that's not possible. Even ignoring the fact that Callie would have to exist first. Me, I'd rather have Marie peg me with her charger and fire over and over until I taste it.

Ink Saver Main, Ink Recovery and Swim Speed for getting into position faster

I would prefer the special over the jump, but I just casually enjoy turfwar like a... Baka-squid or... Something.

jesus christ

Don't you give me that shit you cockgoblin, I'm asking why there's so many poofters in this general.

15 left, these salmon run tickets / drink tickets been helping a ton
and I just unlocked luna blaster holy shit its so fun

Someone post the Marie/Agent 4 fanfic that user was working on

nvm, I'm dumb

The deco model was my favorite. Wish the Splatoon 2 model had gotten the curling bomb

>those eyes

How are you farming so many?

so im not seeing anyone saying anything about those hori headphones and the pc issues, anyone have a link to someone that talked about this or was it just talk in old threads, i mean ill use them if i ever get enough friends for splatoon but other than that i dunno man they are worse that my ear buds for phone music and worse than my turtle beaches for pc mic quality so tldr why dont they work well on pc?

naw, at that cap, 23 left, unless im REALLY LUCKY.

>Damage up

Yes exactly! 52gal deco was my senpai... Oh how I miss my seekers and ink strikes...

I don't depend on jumps, but if you do play to your advantages.

Professional Salmon run
6081-3494-2724

I feel like it's only a few
unless they're samefagging and it's only me and some other person

Salmon run gave me like 4, i got a few off a drink also from salmon run, and scrubbing mayo shirts only costs 2k

I just realized something while looking at Pearl and Marina in their little street studio

Pearl makes Marina laugh and smile

At least they're not crocs/10

Post almost lewd squids!!

We're just here

Is anyone else old? I feel like a jerk beating up all these kids and teenagers after work.

they deserve it

It's almost like they're friends and work together in the public eye???

how old we talkin

25 here. I love being a squid!

Marina is just laughing at how ugly and unlikable Pearl is.

PLEASE VOTE OR TELL ME THAT NO ONE ENJOYS THIS SHIT SO I CAN STOP

At least it's not the other shit we were arguing about.

>grillers wave 1
>teammates are too fucking stupid to get behind the fucking griller that's on me

How do I join a room? Where do I input that code?

I like pretty pictures of squids!

>tower control
>other team has a nova blaster, rapid blaster, and regular blaster

...

YO I VOTED DUDE CHILL

I hear blasters are quite useful in towers because the explosive rounds can hit around that pillar in the middle of the tower