>Look At All These Longnoses Edition
Grevious Dread: >44 tonnes of poorly secured palletized electric motors
>34 mixed European, Asian and American tyres with marsupial shit stuck in the tread
>Sign that lease and we'll have a fookin' shootout. A proper shootout, with proper men. Like Custer and Geronimo, you ever heard of them?
>CDL how do? Private driving school or community college. Any other suggestions like getting it through the megas are just the devil trying to trick you
>Swift: Best Trying To Maneuver A Bobtail Through A Wendy's Drivethrough
>Truckerfag has now replaced every single part on his truck, philosophical question: is it still the same truck?
>EF is kinda like Corvo from Dishonored except for all the cool parts
>Bepis has so much edc that he has to bring a MOLLE vest with him at all times
>Doubles is pantsless driving as you read this
>Primefag is a secret member of the 21st Street Gang, still wakes up in a cold sweat expecting C.R.A.S.H. tobattering-ram their way through the front door
>Primely is teaching anyone who will listen about slack adjusters and tire chains
>Gundam is now an honorary Texan; wears a ten gallon hat and rodeo belt buckle at all times
>Oilfag is trashed on scotch and bitter as you read this
>Balam might actually be dead
>Bandit has a pierced cock and does keto, draw your own conclusions
