>my brother is a hardcore Veeky Forums user (basically a neet but no interest in anime)
>"car guy"
>hates pretty much any car out there unless it's a early 90s BMW or JDM
>MANUAL ONLY
>try to get him to come down and try a lease return M2 at the dealership
>shoots me down for a couple weeks
>CROOKED SEATS
>POST 90s BMW LOL
>AUTOMATIC LOL
>At one point mommy needs to come down to the dealer, he doesn't have a car right now so he's with her while she does her errands
>he's walking around looking at all the cars while mommy is at the service building
>"So what do you think?" I ask him
>these cars are fuckhuge (he says that)
>tell him like I've told him a hundred times, most newer cars are increasing in size slightly, due to safety regulations being tighter
>lel (he says that too)
>we eventually arrive at the M2, less than 10,000kms on it, long beach blue
>miraculously he agrees to hop in
>I can tell immediately he is intimidated by how modern it is inside compared to his bare bones 90s cars
>he's flicking with the buttons and knobs, gives a "i guess i'll admit it's nice inside" comment
>tell him to take it for a test drive
>he starts getting nervous
>"n-nah... it's so new... probably drives like shit... not broken in yet..."
>arrange to "inspect" the car's performance on a road test, brother in the passenger seat
>hit the freeway, floor it
>he actually grips his seat
>"w-what the fuck are you doing user!"
>basically drive like a maniac for 15 minutes
>fast forward a few weeks
>hear from mommy how he has been trying to budget/figure out how to lease a 2018 BMW or Mustang
Just kind of reminded me of some of you negative busriders.
My brother is a hardcore Veeky Forums user (basically a neet but no interest in anime)
>b-but new cars are not REAL driver's cars!
>modern BMW
>ever
Fuck that get wrx god mashun
>LARP: the post
I don't believe you
>mommy
Weirdo.
*vapes @ u*
Basically all that needed to be said.
subarus are slow as shit my 1998 is just as fast as a 2012 sti lmao
Your brother sounds a lot like mine; just instead of 90s bimmers, he’s obsessed with late 90s and early 00s weebmobiles
>currently drives a 5th gen prelewd
>talks shit on anything that is not JDM
>memeshift is GodTier in his eyes
>I point out a nice car, and he won’t even so much look at if it’s in peasant autotragic
>worships the evo 9 and surprisingly the GTR (despite it only being sold in auto)
>I buy a 135i, he laughs and calls me a libtard for driving something made in europoorland
>then he finds out an auto
>let the bants begin.wave
There’s no pleasing these people