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>7.15 Patch Notes

na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/game-updates/patch/patch-715-notes

>Champion and Skin Sales

na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/store/sales/july-early-sales-72817-73117

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xth for best couple in Valoran

FLUFFY TAILS

Tryndamere's design makes no sense
Riot should visually upgrade him by giving him a set of generic armor

bitch

xth for Syndra

xth for aggressive interspecies impregnation.

Can we agree that cute monsters should be together?

poppy

Skin when?

It's almost comical how they're easily one of the worst bot lane duos.

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Kled is mine! MINE! I pee'd on him, he's MINE!

TODAY'S THREAD TOPIC IIIIIISSS:

if you make "xth for" posts I hope you get eyeball cancer in both eyes and aids

This is Lulu. She is happy to be your support. Say something mean to put her down!

Remember when this game and its egaming scene had soul and character?

Left: objectification and exploitation
Right: male power fantasy

>ugly hairy ape
>sexy

family look at my pic for healthy functional semen

ahri is a succubus, of course she's "immoral" you dumbass

xth for rakan best husbando

I want to marry and mate him.

I wish every Soraka cosplayer had a banana if you catch my drift

Take a look at all the comments above this line and then rate the quality of the human beings that browse this thread

What song does lolg listen to right now?

youtube.com/watch?v=PRjY-WIWV34

Gamit's dead baby...
Alex Ich is just a sub. I wish he was given a starting role, he was the most promising player in Renegades.

>expecting life and soul in anything gooks are involved in and dominate

Right is wearing a bikini for slut.
Left is wearing a pair of normal swimwear for men.

pool party ahri is immoral, pool party fiora is good.

>song
>not an album
youtube.com/watch?v=vobp17bP17c

>ahri is a succubus
Not anymore

so long as it gets his humongous tits out of my face

Arcade ez or primetime draven?

It still does.

>wanting children over men

??? are you ok user

she's really not, lol. eve is way closer than ahri to something like that

youtube.com/watch?v=jaIo82uT0qs

>can't tell his left from his right
Typical sjw closet cuck

Sona is the breast waifu in league of legends!

Riot needs to fire their entire lore department and reinstall their old lore. It had much more character and personality than whatever the fuck they're doing right now.

I want to stroke Soraka's horn.

>giving vladfag a (You)

I drank her favorite milkshake that she bought.

Her design is immoral
Riot should visually upgrade her by covering her in a burka

>wanting children

with the guys from team fabulous I can have both men AND children since they can actually impregnate me
unlike some old rotting pile of meat

I don't think it was lazy or bad, atleast they bothered to come up with a reason unlike all of the female champions that have their titties hanging out for no other reason than titties. If they want to show Kayn's nice abs, let them. He worked hard for them, be proud as a fellow male.

I have Gyno and this is why I never leave the house

This man knows what he's talking about

havent been here for a while but that pentakill vid was so fucking rad, Karthus sorta sounds like the Disturbed singer which is neat
think ima take a break from the grind and play a few league games today
comfy bfs~

I want to SNIFF that sideboob

youtube.com/watch?v=iY1we7AX3m0

I'm just that type of guy.

WHO /MALE POWER FANTASY/

HERE ?

>ahri is a succubus
Koren foxes are not lewd, the fuckers will eat your liver.

>legitimately thinking either should be covered up or changed

No wonder you faggots are low elo, you argue about the dumbest shit.

have fun

>As long as you give a reason in the lore, you can make champions look as slutty as you want
mental gymnastics

>edgy literal faggot likes disturbed

color me surprised

"Hey user, how's the smell? I haven't washed this month! Hope you're enjoying it, take a huge whiff!"

That picture still makes me giggle then cry remembering old Trynd

>implying I care about
Graves and Braum are actual men and know how to have a good time rather than your closet case here. I'll give you Jhin though since he's pretty sexy

The reason why quiet is almost butt ass naked she breathes though her skin, it makes perfect sense.

Stormlord’s Mandate:


Hitting a champion with 3 unique attacks or abilities within 2 seconds deals bonus magic damage.
Damage: 40-220(+25% Bonus AD)(+20% Ability Power)
Cooldown: 50 seconds

this is supposed to be a stronger thunderlords

Please stop posting on lolg

Why is soraka about bannannas?

i actually fucking gagged

>wanting to be impregnated
>wanting childrens
>being a woman
disgusting

i mean it's not really about the music
it's more about the fact that there's this behemoth of a fucking game we all love to hate and inadvertently have some emotional connection to

Stop it.

lol
Literally "kayn is fast and therefore never gets hit (?), so he thinks clothes are unnecessary"
Sejuani should have never gotten covered either since she had an equally shitty and lazy reason in the lore for why she fought half naked

so what does unanimous mean then

5/0

youtu.be/Y8DekFFCE5c?t=23

They're too old for this shit they probably can't get it up anymore

i-its hot

we are unanimous we are leggings we dont forgot we forget
expecto patronum

That all five players must agree to surrender early.

>bot tower is down, adc is bot farming
>3/3 wards on the map
What should I be doing as sup now?

Nah,
10/0
There's two teams

>As long as you give a reason in the lore, you can make champions look as slutty as you want
>mental gymnastics

No, you don't need a lore reason to make someone dress slutty, you can put them in literally whatever you want no matter how retarded it looks.

actually no I dislike that sort of rock im more into older bands like Led zeppelin, iron maiden, tool, metalica, and so on

the only "edgy" band I like is probably avenged sevenfold cause I like his voice, but when he gets screamy I tend to dislike the song

u 2

She's a Kitsune so while she's not a literal semen demon she still is a semen demon

Where did all the gay posting, sjw opinions about women attire, and waifu posting garbage come from, I wonder?
>late morning in Europe

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is ranked down? why cant i que for it?

Daily reminder Kayle x Karthus is the purest ship!
>people found out I'm a Riot employee
fugg :DDD

that's actually pretty hot

How come gangplank is the only champion missing a limb? Surely by now they would have added more

Old fat guy here.

I want to rape and impregnate you, cucking your metal bf.

dont listen to them post more

Braum might be old but Graves is like mid to late 30s user. I bet they give great cuddles and head

If skins count Hyena WW is missing an arm.

>gp
>missing a limb
??

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geez the Photoshop needs to be less obvious and more professional in this pick. atleast the camera guy got a nice shot of side boob.

This meme has gone too far.

reload client? it was down earlier

>tfw smite got the MOMMY version of Ahri


ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR. WHEN WILL LOL GET A MOMMY TIER CHAMP

You don't need to have a reason and you're dumb as fuck for thinking you need one. If people want to show tits and abs let them.

It's not clothes, it's armor. You're focused on the fact that he's half-naked because you're either a close literal fag or just insecure. and Sejuani shouldn't be covered either if they don't want her to be. I honestly thought males would be more concerned about powerlevel shit when I read that he doesn't wear armor and wasn't even thinking you would be so mad over the fact that he is half-naked but I guess everyone is just a fag nowadays.

How smug are you on a scale from virgin walk to chad stride?

it's midnight

>retarded frogposters are ameriturds

color me surprised

I want to hate your ship, but fuck Riot is basically confirming it at this point.

>only champion missing a limb

Excuse you

So what's everyone's opinion Rakan?

tumblr has been infesting the entire website for awhile now. /a/ is pretty much going to be a corpse soon because of it. You didn't listen. Why didn't you all listen?