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THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF RET edition

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My dad yelled at me again...

explain?

>trialing for a guild
>their forum post still says they are looking for players with my spec

feels bad man

>spectral tiger is $100 on ebay
?

good OP

post gear and talents

Sylvanas' ice cold pussy

>Bring your friends to Azeroth, but don't forget to go outside Azeroth with them as well.

stfu

p-please delete this
d-d-deus vult...

never

Ruined ever since her midriff was covered with off-color leather armor.

Yo when will old Azeroth get another makeover? We had Cata Azeroth longer than Classic Azeroth

Next expac hopefully.
WoW leveling desperately needs a redesign.

>rightous
>lad
>of
>smacking

wait i thought this image had a dk in it
am i going crazy?

...

no
why waste resources redesigning things when you can sell boosts instead?

I'm sick of old destroyed shit. I want new destroyed shit. Oh, and I don't want to work for dead Garrosh anymore.

Should I play:

All Specs Warlock
Unholy Death Knight
Elemental Shaman
Havoc Demon Hunter
or
All Specs Rogue

All Specs Monk

Brewmaster Monk of course!

If you're in a group with someone who's doing sha of anger how close do you have to be to get credit?

I have severe internet issues and prefer to play DPS so nobody dies but me when I stand still for 10 seconds

DK

Enhancement shaman

worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/news/20863656/hotfixes-august-2

My shit guild can finally kill mythic mistress.

is this autistic samefag really gone?

can i start browsing this shit general again?

>tfw you miss the hot new meme because you didnt visit /wowg/ for a day
its suffering bros, ontop of that i play a ret pally

Windwalker Monk

I'm like a week overdue for a new leggo, what gives Ion

>you fuck people over on host
>you fuck people over on harjatan
>you (potentially) fuck people over on mistress
>you fuck people over on maiden
>you fuck people over on kj
this is not your type of raid

I'm like a week overdue for my next periods, getting worried there

>no SA servers and no Illidan people
>no Illidan

What the fuck, what's wrong with illidan?

Bunch of retarded horde kiddies that think they're world first level players when they're 50th percentile parsers.

filled with azns

chinks

theyre all chinks and retarded memespouting 15 year olds

Chinks and redditors.

chinks and memelords

minorities are shit at the game, everyone knows this

...

yeah, I tend to stick to mythic plus anyway. I'm heavily considering the Aff Lock so that I can continue to dps with my dots while my internet craps out.

me on the left

>Veeky Forums cup
>pezado isn't a wowg representative
ded gaem

>linking dps meters in timewalking

>lets make a kiting challenge and give it to affliction warlocks who can only kite with one specific legendary, which makes it piss easy
>don't have the legendary? Fuck you, it's impossible to do it the "correct" way without it
>if you don't have the legendary the only other way is to abuse fear/pet mechanics to taunt the boss and kill him in 3 minutes

I guess

kill
your
self
please
its
not
funny

>use fear and pets on warlock isnt the "correct" way to play a warlock
are you dumb?

youtube.com/watch?v=lE-_B85xKN8
>Righteous Cleric of Strife

You can bypass 3 phases almost instantly. If it's intended then woah.

>Leveled my DPS from 1-110
>Learned to hate DK tanks
I don't know if blood DKs have been FoTM or what but whenever a tank was being a prima donna, queued as DPS and stayed in tank pulling aggro off the actual tank, had zero self awareness, tried to chain pull too fast or had no idea what to do in Cata dungeons it was them.

I forgot to mention, the boss is meant to be taunt immune. But if you stand right next to the boss, it bugs out and the boss attacks your pet.

>people that still dont have their challenge skin even though they outgear it

explain?

>impossible
but that's wrong and you're a shitter

>People that didn't get their challenge skin on the first reset using it after they used video guides to beat it

>people that don't have the rbg recolor

>what is fear
>what is stun
>what is death coil
>what is cripple
>what is single target nuke the paladin
>what is two teleports
>what is shock baton which trivializes it just as much as the lego
>what is git gud

T H I C C GOBOS

Guess not but I got my skin, bitch.

>fear breaks in 2 seconds
>60 second stun on one pet
>45 second coil
>3 second cripple on one pet
>30 second teleport
>2 minute portal
>Wish I knew about the shock baton

>I got my skin, faggot

>Play Goblin
>Get cucked by Candy

>There are Ferals out there that needed Luffas and/or the thorns exploit to kill Agatha

Why are Undead the best race?

Vjera.

if memory serves, you do get to kill her and her boytoy though

>running LFR
>880 base ilvl gear
>people wiping on bosses with literally no mechanics

no thanks

>There are ferals out there
lmao why

What mechanic do you think they will remove from lfr kil'jaeden?

They aren't. Female Undeads are the best but the males are just edgelords.

I'm saying you should kill yourself, you aren't funny and you spout the same memes over and over

"HOLY SHIT GUYS MAYBE IF KEEP SAYING IT IT'LL BE FUNNY!!!!"

i miss her...

they'll make the armageddon miss dot hit for nothing, there will be no darkness nor rift tear/doats

adds
purple orbs won't knock you back, or they will put invisible walls
illidan phase

Mate you need to head back to R*ddit x D
elaborate??

only one big and one small armageddon will spawn
focused dreadflame will only need ~5 people soaking
only one player at a time inflicted with shadow reflection
only one player at a time inflicted with bursting dreadflame
no rupturing singularity
no darkness phase at all
only one obelisk will spawn

>Edgelord UD Males
DK, Rogue, Lock, Mage, Priest

>Based UD Males
Warrior, Monk, Hunter

>spouting reddit memes
>thinks he belongs here
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>lfr desolate host
>host isn't there
>lfr avatar
>maiden isnt there

it wouldnt surprise me if they just remove kj from lfr and put a chest with loot as soon as you zone in

>only one obelisk will spawn
and it will hit like a wet noodle

The alliance is for bigots

...

really? fuck, rerolling right now

what happened to her ... ?

...

burglars broke into her house and raped her
she went into a psychiatric institution for recovery

I dont know what to do. Everywhere I try to look has outdated info because no one gives a fuck about WoW anymore. Even the altered time forums are dead.

Which legendaries should I use and what talents should I use with them?

He said Vjera, not Jaina.

sim it

bracers and gloves probly

It really doesn't matter.

Hey guys lets talk about vjera like we even know who that is!

goblin monks WHEN

>us.battle.net/forums/en/wow/topic/20758455963
>those replies
>those reddit upvotes
wow is finally dead

maybe removing downvotes was a bad idea after all

None of the simulators cant into legendary effects accurately.

You dont even know do you?

That seems to be everyone elses thoughts because WoW is dead as fuck.

anyone got that race/playertype chart? I thought I saved it, but nah i'm retarded

>Be me
>Goes normal while leveling to do the penultimate quests for achemy lvling
>ends up in a premade formed by stormrage US autistic kids
>reaches rokmora, does the 2nd best dps and its kicked before boss is killed, and later and then whispered by the fucktard leader telling me to fuck off for playing BM and using volley aoe to kill roklings fast
>ends up with a abandon
>reports guy
>gm tells me that hes going to be punished for anti play and being a complete dick

all of this in a monday

fuck /vr/ autistic kids for the temp ban

haven't played since burning crusade and holy fuck you level up fast now. How do you choose what quests to do because i've already outleveled the zone and only have like 1/3 of the quests done

What a bunch of bootlickers.