/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

this isn't a problem though, clearly valve has their priorities straight fixing mannpower, a gamemode like two people play

Why is the community in this game so much nicer than Overwatch's?

yes, and every kill was followed by a cringy message

yikes

he had stranges too, good to see valve doing everything they can to stop these hackers

>today's update to mannpower totally broke preround healing/push damage for rollouts in 6s

how is this even fucking possible

i'm mad as hell

what a fantastic fucking update
really fixed a lot of important problems

>Invite match in literally 3 hours
RIP

>it's another valve secretly buffs scout episode

How?

God damn, every other game i get into in casual has a hacker. It's getting to the point where it's almost unplayable

"fixed not actually equipping the grapple when given the prompt to equip it"

fucking finally, now i need to check if they did the same for mvm canteens, but knowing them , probably not

>Added the Blapature Co. Contributor 2017 community event medal

what the fuck, i didnt get it

Cat bots literally make the game unplayable and the dev team has the nerve to update fucking Mannpower.

Why does this thread never actually discuss community events?

Holy fucking shit guys

A month+ of silence and then this dumb fucking shit?

I'm fucking tired of this goddamn game. What happened to "we're going to start communicating more" were those two posts it?

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It was a warm-up update for bigger things to come
Just a prank, bro

yeah basically

Let's just boycott TF2 until Valve gives us what we want. Who's with me?

lol

One dead the other dying

Aw shit, I missed that. When did this happen? Or should I be asking in that one Veeky Forums thread?

HEY GAMERS

>tfw I want to ravage MentalCrash's boipussy

The fit thread

why is lakeside such an awful map

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I love you.

holy epic

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This is fucking glorious.

man i wanted to make this a comic when i got home but you just knocked it out of the park

You just made up for that awful update, user.

Who are you, user?

I love you user

can't you read?
it doesn't matter who he is

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this is so great and i'm glad i'm indirectly responsible for this by posting that stupid video here in the first place

I want more fanfics of Swipez-sama RIGHT NOW

holy shit

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Have a (you) you earned it.

>be pyro main on custom mvm skinned community server
>hear talk of some insolent spy main after my hide
>"tch" i say to myself, "a pathetic spy wishes to assassinate me? heh... i'd like to see him take down the great WOLFY"
>i laugh aloud as my teammates give me weird looks
>get into the fray of battle as we push the tank forward
>dodging bullets left and right, they cannot hit me as i go into my 「FERAL SHADOW WOLF MODE」
>"heh heh..." i say to the hapless spies, scouts and soldiers before me "too easy..."
>one spy corpse though stands out from the rest
>unlike the gibuses adorned by the others, he wears a noh mercy mask
>"o-owo what's this?"
>BREEEOWORRRPCHH
>he suddenly decloaks behind me
>"YOU" he says to me in a demonic voice that echoes across the map, "YOU ARE WOLFY"
>it's the spy that was sent to kill me
>he pulls out his ambassador and misses several times, i can only watch stunned
>"th-this can't be happening!"
>he accidentally switches to his knife and attacks
>suddenly i feel a sharp pain in my back
>"h-how?! i'm looking right at you!"
>he simply smirks and turns his back to me
>"heh... that's what 2000 hours of spy experience looks like kiddo..."
>the life fades from my body as i fall to the cold ground below me, my fursuit only softly cushioning the blow as i sink into the frigid japanese snow one final time
fin

Would you apposed to creating the ultimate battle between cheatboy and swipez-chan? It would be a blood soaked epic tinged with horror, romance, and redemption. It could be the reason that jill "I'll foot the pony bill" releases the update.

Eh, not as great as the other one. Too forced.

oh well sequels are never as good as the original

t-thanks for the replies guys, sometimes this gen ain't so bad

i like it, it's the bad memey kind of forced i can get behind

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Plz respond

*dabs on your point*

What are you gonna do about it, maggot?

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Alrighty boys. Pack it up, we've reached the apex of original content. It's only downhill from here.

/ME cr*ts u

oh my god its just how i envisioned it, jojo comeback and all! Damn, thanks for animating my greentext!
( we must have some special connection or something *smooches you*)

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update qued for 11:05, could this be it?

update or scheduled maintenance?

>Fixed a server crash related to sentry rockets in Mannpower mode

o-ok

I dunno, probably something that is just me. I like to dream tho

hopefully they'll drop the update tomorrow
although it's doubtful

After seeing the Mannpower update I lost all hope. I was certainly positive about 4-7 August period for the big update to hit.

Pic sort of related:
Crying Engineer - Valve TF Team
Bonking Scout - Whole fanbase right now

Full vid with sound when?

id fucking voice a character if we made that

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Count me in I can be scout-kun

cat bots are your friend and are the catalyst to the reformation of TF2

do not kick cat bots if you care about the game's future

the fuck is a cat bot?

cat bots are your salvation through destruction
do not resist

Catbots should have been Cheatboy, but then you're just slumming it to be here.

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And CATBOTS are somehow better than chetboi?

Don't forget, our next event happens August 19th.
>Scouts Only
>Bashers only
>1v1, best of 3, single elimination tournament.
Some relatively amazing prizes in the pool this time.

as long as a certain framerate abusing go-carting cheater doesn't fuck with this one, i guess i'll be rigging this one too

Will we have our first ever double champion?

I'm ready to destroy hamaham.

>The road's showing her teeth tonight.

the griefing has gotten to the point where there are people with cat in their name who simply absorb slots in games and go afk at spawn as cloak and dagger spy
and since they're stacked, you cannot votekick any of them.

sometimes i ask myself why the fuck do i still play this game if the amount of griefing has shot up through the roof since it's gone f2p. who the fuck even gets a group of friends together to just afk in games? that shit doesn't even make for a good youtube video and this whole le ebin 'salt miner xd 4 t3h lulz' culture in modern online gaming is killing so much shit these days

thanks for the new bot idea

agree about the who "trolling" culture, especially on tf2. It's just cringy and frustrating, but if you speak up about it everyone calls you a pussy.

owo

it's probably just angry overwatch kids trying to kill tf2's playerbase off

youtube.com/watch?v=h-0c9QscZd8

youtube.com/watch?v=GRaQzyiAwMI&t=68s

This seems possible.

>catbot influx renders casual unplayable
>players truly invested in the game go to community servers and begin to fill them up
>more servers being unavailable due to slots being used makes room for people who want to make servers and foster a community to do so
>players find genuine companionship in the game
>rude shitters with lenny binds/hacks get permanently banned and/or ip/hardware banned and put on a global ban spreadsheet thanks to server plugins
>friendlies go to their own shitty servers since they'll get banned on any other community server
>players don't stagnate because they're not being rolled because they have joseph.hernandez2007 on their team, nor roll the other team, and everyone learns to git gud
>less baby whining and more intricate weapon/class balance discussion can be had
>more players for niche things like classic tf2 (no unlocks/hats) or nocrit servers (there's barely any left these days)
>players register a better time with tf2, so they invest more time and money into it instead of cheating
>valve removes valve servers and their expenses, and in tandem with higher player interest, allows for more developers/development

A "new" plague he says

the only thing new is him

So much this, happened before when Blizzard sued the cheat software developers in Korea, no reason to not happen again.
But for fuck's sake releasing an update for a mod that anyone barely plays is just wrong move.

yea man TF2 is such a legitimate threat to Blizzard and overwatch

>join a nocrit server
>kritzkrieg has no ubercharge function anymore

:thoughts:

No random crits, baka. Why do I have to spell this out for everyone?

>the game will soon be populated by nothing but bots using an aimbot because Valve is incapable of work

Woah, I actually want this

Can mister catbot person please speed up the process so only the good servers will be played?

>the bots will only shoot human players instead of other bots
>hell breaks loose when a human player steps into the mix and causes one of the bots to shoot another accidentally

*walks into thread*