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EG VS TL

OH FUCK, FUCKING STAYED UP FOR THIS SHIT

When you feed all game, miss most of your ultimates and still win because n0brain carries you

>the best NA team
>beaten by a ragtag group of friends tier 3 team that was formed yesterday

LMFAO AMERICANCÚCKOLDS

Jerax Earth Spirit is disgusting holy fuck

Yo where I can I get one of them API keys

>Bulba had several moments during the game he could have ended it
>He fucked them all up

Bravo.

every single FUCKING year bulba proves network > skill

IM FUCKING MAD

>giving jerax ES

LMAO

Death Prophet ain't shit

You do it to yourself, you do
And that's what really hurts
Is you do it to yourself, just you
You and no-one else

Two absofuckinglutely terrible teams
Top 12 for both

lmao

Why do people still play with bulba?

>Bulba TI assassin going to betray the GREAT WHITE HOPE MASON

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>10K

>North American Dota

>E V E R doubting /ourguys/
mason is a meme, nothing more

WHY DID MASON GO A SPLITPUSH BUILD AND NOT SPLITPUSH?

REPEAT AFTER ME
TWENTY
FIVE
PERCENT

>team logos cutoff
quality production

MUSIC IS FUCKED

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF NA DOTA
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>LFY and LGD topping their groups

who's gonna beat them Westernbros?

>Three of the top four teams are chinese

sheeeeeeit

What went wrong?

Why the fuck hasn't there been a panel between games? Was the initial Machine/CCNC panel so fucking bad that Valve have pulled it entirely?

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>EG vs Liquid
this is gonna be a shitstorm people

AMERIKEKS

LITERALLY

THOUGHT

THEY

HAD

A

CHANCE

>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF AMERIFATS
>THE CRUEL THESIS OF SAM "BULBA" SOSALE

how's EG and DC doing?

>le yuropeans ecksdee
>meanwhile american teams have lost twice as many games as they've won so far
/int/trash needs to fuck off

because millennials dont want to work

>Fat fuck Mason's fat ass dragged out of the base by the alpha Jerax

Lmao

China's gonna get jihaded

They beat themselves by falling for the group stage honeypot

EG is picking 1 position visage and just meming just u wait

>implying im an eg or dc fangay
team liquid will win ti7, screencap this

4 subhumans draggin the white man down

WE NEED TO RISE AGAINST THESE TINY EYED SHITS GUYS COME ON

Americans on suicide watch

what is this crop

It's time for the GOOD team to play

>EG LIQUID
AER U REDYT?

why does everyone bully /ourguy/ bulba

>Day 1
>McDonald already in absolute flames

God this is going to be a good TI

>lgd topping both groups
Lol ez

canada is usa

i want mvp players to reunite why did they split reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

What went right?

i dont mind more people as long as they arent libtards

NA wins
>USA USA USA, WHAT NOW EUROPOORS?
NA lose
>Hey come on guys, its reddit, how about we cheer for west and beat china? :D D

>tfw you have a quarry to settle

dude it's just the group stage

like just turn off your brain or something lmao

>/int/trash needs to fuck off
>posts /int/trash

so when are they banning sister teams

Yep. Machine is being being paid thousands of dollars for less than an hour of work a day.

twitter.com/MyNameIsMachine/status/892894439877648385

Everyone but Mason played like trash. Abed died 3 times in a row for nothing and pretty much gave away their early lead.

I remember a couple years ago
>Team dog
>A player named Excalibur
What happened to them? I remember them being good.

Bulba in eternal tilt mode now
Mason will eat 50 hamburgers to quench his rage and will have a heart attack tomorrow
Dudu Forev will commit seppuku for bringing dishonour to his family
Abed will continue to get boosted MMR

Predict the score dotards

EG 1 -1 Liquid

Remember that time Bamboe let it slip that Bulba was a hardcore cocaine addict?

Is there an easy way to get predictions in? tired of bouncing around between 4 games at once.

>so tired I can't stop shaking
>eg v liquid is on

useless fucking gooks

DID ANYONE CLIP FATARDS LINA JUST AFK WALKING DOWN HG INTO THE ENEMY THEN GETTING FORCE STAFFED AND DYING...

AND THEN EE DOING THE EXACT SAME THING NOT 10 SECONDS LATER

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im ready for AMERICA to SHIT on this pathetic 60% arab team

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Liquid 2-0

>eurocucks haven't won a TI since 2013
>won't ever win again

MY SIDES

odd numbered year

china lose

>yuros best team tied NA's worst team

Lmfao yuros BTFOd on day one

I honestly am so mad

Which stream is EG Liquid?

Get them all right early so you don't have to keep doing this.

He's like 18 and sits inside playing dota all day, plus asian.

It's a handful of faggots that play both sides because shitposting XD

I don't think tiredness should make you shake

cute dragon

>EG vs Liquid

ARE YOU READY FOR GAME OF THE DAY!!?

LIQUID VS EG FUCKING WHEN?
ITS ALREADY ONE HOUR LATE

>lyanna stark
promise me ned

Wait people actually browse Veeky Forums on their phone wtf? Can't people live a few hours without using the internet anymore?

underrated post

but liquid 2-0'd NP?

the first one

>best of 3
>game ends 1-1

VALVE

>EG vs Liquid
which team has the most muslims?

t. underage

after 25 everything will hurt

It's a bo2 you dunce

>Fnatic and C9 are in last place

uhhh dotards?