Noise thread

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Nigger

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My transmission sounds like marbles

>*Darth Vader-like breathing sounds*
Seriously, what could be causing this?

That's really concerning.

Yeah my mechanic says shits fucked and I need a new one

>dundundundun
>squeeeeeeeee
>thump

when its cold outside something squeaks in the passenger dash

never leave your Dragon dildos in the dash

yup

My exhaust heat shielding rattles to no end at low RPM. Sounds like pots and pans being smashed together

>pulling into driveway
>each wheel makes a loud clunk as it goes up

lmao bro

vroom

Found the na miata owner

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When I first had my car I had some constant tiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktik sound driving me nuts. I went to the dealership and it turned out to be just some pebbles stuck in the tire's thread. They charged me half an hour of labour for lifting my car and removing two (2) pebbles from my tires with a flat head screwdriver.

It's because you're not throwing it into park from drive.
Try that and post results.

I tried that but I couldn't find the park gear and the car stalled
Also I couldn't find drive
Just fuckin numbers wtf lol

eeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppp

Sounds like a birds chirp when I lay off the throttle

You deserved it for not checking yourself. Lesson learned

not quite related
>had this car for about a month
>no windows so there's no security
>one day I find an old 4 button siren
>sortof like the kind you'd find at a truck stop, honestly junk
>screw it to the ceiling from where the sun visors used to be
>have the controls just hanging from the ceiling
>works perfectly fine
>we did fake cop chases out in the country side chasing friends
>one of the kids in the neigborhood started sneaking into my yard at night
>it was wired to the ceiling light so it didn't need keys to work
>kid would mash the buttons so it sounds like a fire-truck ambulance cop car orgy
>run away squealing
this was funny the first 2 times.

Oh, see what you need to do is go from 5th(to 6th) to R at the speed-limit.
Try that and post results.

why did you buy a car with no windows?

it was free and once I got the motor unfroze it seemed like a promising first car

>that
>promising

she doesn't look like much but it gets around

when i turn off my engine, i hear gurgling

When I turn off my engine, sometimes, and only sometimes, I hear a high pitched beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep sound and then a little click.

>promising

for a demolition derby maybe

Rattle rattle rattle rattle

Could be u-joints or driveshaft. Check bolts for tightness and grease.
Probably just your AC decompressing.

*VRRRRRM*
*sqeauksqueak, squeaksqueak, squeaksqueak...*

fucking belt is going

The immaculate sound of a Ford modular V8 running through dual flowmaster's with 2 3/4" big dog tips.

Oh wait, I totaled that car :(

Hon Hon Hon

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Lotta of rattley lifter's in this thread

*Blablablablablablabla are you even listening*
*waaah waaaaah waaaaah waaaaah waaaaah*
Dont get married and have kids

Vrrrrvrrrvrrrvvrvrrrrrrrrrr *near stalling* Vrrrrvrrrvrrrr ~ ad infinitum for a few minutes until it warms up.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
TSSSHHHH
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
TSSSHHHH

...

vrrrrrr
PSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
vrrr
PSSSSHHHHHHHH

check strut mounts or control arm (bushings). that's what mine was. right now I have some metal rattling from underneath around my exhaust somewhere and my spare/jack always bump around under the trunk and make an obnoxious hollow knocking sound.

raaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAATTTTT
stu tshssshhh
raaaaaaaAAAaaaaaTTTT
stutu tsssshhh

Jesus fucking christ scared me with that spider you bitch
Ill fucking kill you
BIRDS
in my engine the nests they burrow in my ENGINE
THE BARNHOWSE where I keep my horses I cook breakfast but unknowingly you fuckHER BIRDS

my sides

faint *tchtkchktkchtkchtk
From the mirror adjustment arrows.

>its a brand new camaro

>BAM

witnessed

Sound like you’re out of powersteering fluid

>first gear whining
>loud th-th-thunk from the gear selector
>extremely clicky seat belts
>loud, crisp door opening/closing sounds
>interior trim tries to communicate with you by rattling
Panthers are such noisy vehicles

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
stututututututu
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
stututututututu

>high pitched squealing from my 2005 frogbox as i accelerate past 3k rpm

what did clio-chan mean by this?

*bBRrrooom, chuga chuga chu- *stalls*

Carburetors and the entire winter season are not friends.

>autoleveling suspension intensifies

It's probably those stupid fucking wheels.

The loudest supercharger whine in the universe.

>rev above 4500rpm
>dash rattles

>rattle rattle rattle

>i should have a look at my rattly exhaust when i get home

>forgets

i normally love the mk1 focus

that ugly usdm bumper
those wheels
you have bigger wheelgaps than that offroader behind you

your car is sighing with sadness

When I coast above 50 mph it makes the same noise as driving on rumble strip. Any idea why?

your living my dream op
its literally my dream to get hold of an old glassless merican shit peice i can just fuck about with like a toy.

shit like that just doesnt happen in britbong :(

>Fender is bent, so whenever passenger door is opened, rubbed against it and makes a loud pop noise
>When it's super cold, door locks will make a noise that sounds like a cat's meow

My interior doesn't rattle at all.

>Bmw 635csi
>accelerate
>dududuudududdudud
>from the back
>you can feel it
>it dissappears after you move a little and revs go up

BRAPPPP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAAAAP BRRRRAPP

Beat me to it

It's your mother swallowing

>vrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRBRRAAAAAAAADADADADADADA

VVTL-i JUST KICKED IN YO

>purrrrrrr
>grrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRR
>*woof*

idk why it makes a woof sound when i let off the gas, not turbo'd