BITCOIN ETF GENERAL #2 - 100x LEVERAGE EDITION

Previous An ode to nocoiners:

Short on stature,
a collective of detachers;
Short on bitcoin,
without urge or loin;
Short on brains,
Eternally dooomed to miss trains.

Enter Winklevoss,
our final boss,
To put nocoiners to death -
Via their ETF.

/amen

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AWOO

youtube.com/watch?v=zxXfHxceMg4

theme

reminder. portrait of a nocoinlet

Guy has to keep us informed on that leveraged position.

Reminder the winklevoss twins single handedly brought gold from 400$ to 1200$+ with their gold etf, and will do the same with bitcoin.

Also, please give me anime renditions of them kissing.

Can a coiner please help a bizfag out. Through a bizarre set of circumstances involving a bitcoin debit card and its rules, and a bank account delay, im short about 7 dollars or .00560btc for this payment i have to make today.

Literally last resort , may kek provide my savior prosperity

1JwzF6PL3wEHJYkvmP6hUxPjPamM4hEc9Q

TESTING 1 2 3 WE HAVE LIFTOFF

ROCKETS BEING FUELED AND PREPARED FOR LAUNCH BOYS GET READY FOR A LUNAR EXPEDITION LOVE YA NIGGYS EVEN IF IT DOESNT PASS WE WILL WAIT TIL THE NEXT TRY

LEMME GET A PRAISE KEK AND SOME DUBS

did it pass?

Just closed my x100 leverage at 1266.12 with 150% profit. Will enter after the dip.

nothing yet

may kek spite the darkness guy and bless us with riches to wreak our chaos on this faggot normie world.

let's say it gets approved. could i just buy 100x leverage and fly to the moon but drop in time before the rocket crashes back to earth?

>I will be the last one left that you see

I'm fucking dying here

Use high leverage with caution, but i dont intend on staying poor any longer. all my loose cash is invested in bitcoin right now. 50% of it is on 100x leverage.

LIVE FEED>>>>>>LIVE FEED>>>>>>LIVE FEED>>>>>>LIVE FEED>>>>>>LIVE FEED>>>>>>LIVE FEED>>>>>>LIVE FEED>>>>>>LIVE FEED>>>>>>LIVE FEED>>>>>>LIVE FEED>>>>>>LIVE FEED>>>>>>LIVE FEED>>>>>>LIVE FEED>>>>>>LIVE FEED>>>>>>LIVE FEED>>>>>>

sec.gov/video/live/2373689294677-evidence-summit-031017.htm

>muh fairness in markets

fuck this cunt

Anyone with coin base experience, if I place an order right now through my bank account, does it lock in the price or does it adjust once the funds deposit?

Yes they honor the price you bought at.

they already said they're not discussing bitcoin there

price is locked in

Price is locked in at what you clicked by at.

>he doesn't even have enough BTC to make $7 from the smallest % increase in price

laughingwhores.jpg

Would I go to prison if I just posted "APPROVED" in this topic to boost the price?

I've got 5k ready to go once we get launch codes

to be honest you should not be using coinbase main page to buy bitcoins

you should transfer your money to GDAX (coinbase's actual trading exchange) and use that service, its much better

Its locked in,i just use my debit card and get instant payment,my buy limits just went up to $3k

>>buy even.

I don't have time to verify my account, I'll sell through my Gemini account once it's verified

APPROVED

w-why is the price going up?

what's going on??

This. Too late

Canadian here, using Coinbase I'm having trouble Selling (not that I want to, just in case). It only lets me use my Visa to buy but I have no accounts I can deposit my money to (they dont accept Canadian Debit)

What do I do if I want to sell?

TALKING ABOUT ETFS AND RETIAL INVESTORS BEING UNABLE TO INVEST IN CERTAIN MARKETS

THEY'RE HINTING THEY'RE GOING TO OPEN UP THE MARKET

THIS IS IT LADS

Lmao choking at presentation it's over

Prepare the suicide hotline links! This shit ain't gtting passed :)

Entry at 1262.99 with 25x leverage so i can go to bed tonight without having a heartattack of going broke. hope to see you at 1500+ tomorrow with a nice 400% increase in value.

Fuck me I really want to go long on margin right now

WARNING

THIS IS IT

THEY WILL APPROVE, OR NOT DENY, MEANING APPROVAL BY DEFAULT

IT'S HAPPENING

>we need to enhance the ability for mom and pop investors to diversify their investments
>there is too much heteogeneity in current offerings

Does anyone have a youtube mirror or something? cant look at the stream from my country.

What's your liquidation price?

1219, not worried at all. Even if it dips it wont liquidate, cya in miami.

It's about to tank hard. Get ready to buy the dip!

Holy shit this guy is losing it lmao horrible presentation

What we're missing is some KEK PRAISING

It worked for Brexit and Trump

PRAISE KEK

How big is your position?

PRAISE KEK

22 bitcoins, basically all the cash i could gather. Still have my car, house etc so im not broke even if i lose it all.

see his voice got more confident and clear once we praised for him

I cant view the stream, can someone please stream it on twitch or throw up a youtube mirror or something. I NEED TO SEE

When is this cunt going to talk about the buttcoins

>twitch
Proof that btcfags are underage video game children

set up an account at poloniex and send your btc there

you can see btc, and have a balance of usd on your account

use chrome and download the betternet VPN addon then pick USA as your counyry

DUHhuhUHh

It's some college freshmen spilling spaghetti all over the place

it's the only streaming website i know of.

im 24, got a job and a villa, what do you have?

Ultra poorfag here

Currently rocking proud portfolio of just over 6ETH and 0.01BTC

If I were to sell the ETH for BTC I would almost have 1 whole coin —is this worth doing or am I in too low for it to make any kind of difference at all?

Hey Broncosfan19. You shouldn't be playing with things you don't understand.

Someone link me to the livestream

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BUY

THE

DIP

6 eth would not be almost a whole bitcoin. Wtf are you on about?

>6 eth 0.01 BTC

thats hardly anything.. sorry brosef.. you wont be getting rich

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR DRY BORING POLICY SHIT

NO ONE CARES THAT THERE ARE VARIOUS WAYS TO MOVE MONEY AROUND AND MAKE 5% PA

JUST TALK ABOUT BITCOIN

WAIT SO WHY ARE WE HERE

When will they finally start talking about bitcoin? He only talks about shit nobody cares about...

DENIED

Try the following:
python -m pip install streamlink
python -m streamlink "hds://sec_live_sp-lh.akamaihd.net/z/SPA_1@330283/manifest.f4m?g=HLCNBGUGBQMS&hdcore=3.10.0&plugin=aasp-3.10.0.29.28" best

>NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR DRY BORING POLICY SHIT
>NO ONE CARES THAT THERE ARE VARIOUS WAYS TO MOVE MONEY AROUND AND MAKE 5% PA
>JUST TALK ABOUT BITCOIN
BTC buyers in a nutshell

No understanding of economics whatsoever

Fuck off with this shit

>EVERYONE FOMO
youtu.be/eKWLblpVWdQ
>EVERYONE FOMO
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>EVERYONE FOMO
youtu.be/eKWLblpVWdQ
>EVERYONE FOMO
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>EVERYONE FOMO
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>EVERYONE FOMO
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they made it sound like it wouldnt be mentioned here at all. this webcast and summit isnt about bitcoin.

result will probably be posted here: sec.gov/rules/sro/batsbzx.htm

to be precise
i have just over 6, it totals at approx 0.09btc
6.33347794eth = 0.09234439btc
+ the 0.01btc i have already

it's marginal fractional shit i know, and it won't make me rich, but is it worth swopping the eth over to btc before the announcement or is it better to cold hold and say akunamatatata?

Assad speaking now

thats literally 12.74 in bitcoin. You are very poor. A start is a start i guess. Also, 6 Eth is around 94 dollars so maybe close to .1 bitcoins poorfag.

stay on Eth honestly, are you using coinbase? you wont make much on bitcoin this late

>> Funny guy.

>300 eth and no BTC

Well. I hope I can at least pay my debt off and quit living a life of an indebted cuck if this works out.

under rated

Bitcoin is just getting started mate

>APPROVED

Oct. 28, 2016 Notice of Filing of Amendment No. 1 to a Proposed Rule Change to BZX Rule 14.11(e)(4), Commodity-Based Trust Shares, to List and Trade Winklevoss Bitcoin Shares Issued by the Winklevoss Bitcoin Trust

sec.gov/rules/sro/batsbzx/2017/34-80169.pdf

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Conclusion
IT IS THEREFORE ORDERED, pursuant to Section 19(b)(2) of the Act,44 that the
proposed rule change (SR-BatsBZX-2016-80), as modified by Amendment Nos. 1 and 2, be, and
hereby is, approved on an accelerated basis.
For the Commission, by the Division of Trading and Markets, pursuant to delegated
authority.45
Eduardo A. Aleman
Assistant Secretary

>APPROVED
APPROVED
>APPROVED

do you even math brah..

6*20 = 180
180 +100 = 280

280!= 1200

this is from 3 days ago

>do you even math brah..
nah, literal savant when it comes to spoken / written language, scoring 99% on tests where highs usually peak between 60-70

5 year olds do better at 'the math' than me tho truth be told

BUY MORE NOW

buy the top?

>fees

Fuck Im dying here, waiting for the drop

AS SOON AS IT IS APPROVED IM GOING TO LEVERAGE MYSELF TO THE MOON

The guy is killing me, like shit, I feel like I'm back in high school waiting for the teacher to call me with my grade

where will the ride end after approval? 1500? 2000?

Carry on your life as normal. I'm already regretting the time I've spent waiting for this decision that probably won't materialise until Monday.

we all know we're from r9k, so post really hot boys with their dicks

ETF happens and it start crashing to 800$ if dubs

but that feels good

If it isn't getting approved today then we are going to have a dip anyways.

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Twins dumping now