/elyg/ Elysium General

got (you)!

>not rolling a dwarf warrior
>not rolling a dwarf priest
>not rolling a dwarf rogue
>not rolling a dwarf hunter
>not rolling a dwarf paladin

fuck you

Literally who? Literally what?
>femhumans
>femnelves
>forsaken
And nothing of value was lost.

Pseudohealer (Known as Pouncy by her friends and family) was a human female paladin in the chinese guild Mandate of Heaven, one of the best paladins among her ranks, she was envied by her class leader, who on a snuck into her chambers one night and Choked her to death in her sleep.

Her ghost still lives on, and she haunts every healer who posts their healing meters for all to see. Send this to 10 other healers and you will all be spared of her curse. If not, she will come and choke you to death while you sleep.

>le manly dwarf
>le beard
>le alchohol
>le scottish accent
Fuckin upvote this post my fellow dwarves, keep yer feet on tha ground xD.

I upvoted this.

t. Excess

>A: "Maybe we should put a big Horde base right in the middle of Stranglethorn Vale, a major bi-factional quest-hub for about 20 levels."
>B: "Great. And how about we connect that base directly to Orgrimmar with a zeppelin."
>A: "I love it."
>B: "Great. What about Alliance?"
>A: "lol fuck Alliance."

AGAINST ALL ODDS, WE ARE THE RISING FORCE
NEVER GIVE UP
NO MATTER HOW HARD IT IS YOU CAN DO IT
IF YOU FEEL BURNED OUT TAKE A SHORT PAUSE BUT NEVER SURRENDER
THE ROAD IS PAVED IN SWEAT AND BLOOD, NAMEFAG SHITPOSTERS AND FALSEFLAGGERS, BUT DONT FORGET, YOUR FRIENDS GOT YOUR BACK
EACH QUEST BRINGS YOU CLOSER, EACH GCHAT BABBLE MAKES OUR BOND TIGHTER, IT ALL MAKES DON STRONGER
FALSE PROPHETS CAN ONLY DELUDE THEMSELVES, WE WILL EXTINGUISH THE FLAMES OF RAGNAROS.
ONWARDS TO GLORY

youtube.com/watch?v=tYzMYcUty6s

Your waifu a shit

is this game okay for a casual to play a couple hours a day

play something else instead like mahjong

>FEELS THE POWER

IT'S TIME

ok
thanks for the advice

...

Stormwind is literally two zone above STV, and there is a flight path to the northen part, and BB is in the south.

I don't see the problem.

If you can get to 60 there's plenty of people constantly running everything. There are groups for every single dungeon from 1-60 posting in world chat 24/7 because the game doesn't have any catch up mechanics.

>and there is a flight path to the northen part

welcome to vanilla i hope you enjoy your stay newfriend

it's happening.... it's really happening....

my lifelong dream is about to come true.....

TO LEVEL 60 AND BEYOND

>summons pet
>gets stuck in wall
>reloads UI
>pet bar disappears
>ready checks
>raid frames bug out
>kill adds
>they bug out and spawn an infinite loop of themselves wiping the raid and crashing the client

BROS

STOCKCRAFT WW@?!?!!??!

HYYYYPE

here we go breh
remember to sign on on the official /wpsg/ spreadhseet for BASED northcraft

>you will never play with Pseudo again

BUH HUU you have to walk from Darkshire.

I can understand walking in a dark wood must be terrifying.

this all happened on felmyst too

No it didn't.

yes it did

>/wpsg/ is going to rise from the grave, level on a new server, and clear naxx before dindus even get the ubrs door unlocked
lmao

No it didn't.

If that's what it takes to get you shitposters out of our thread, then by all means. Enjoy them mangos friend.

yes it did.

There was a month long beta for Gummy's. Go find video evidence of one of those things happening. I have video evidence of every single one of the things listed happening on NC.

>/wpsg/ is also ironically the only thing keeping this dead general alive

see you brehs on BASED northcraft!

>he's still replying
im honestly not trying to disparage based gummy, felmyst was the best scripted server ever made. but it's gone forever now, and BASED nc will be its replacement as the 2nd best.

Why did gummy have to die? Why?

what times (server time) / days does DoN raid? i didn't realize there was a Veeky Forums horde guild and i'd be excited to compete for a raiding spot

>o-only pretending to be retarded

Kill yourself stockcraft retard.

>DoN raiding
lmoa

>he's still replying

reminder that "stockcraft" is a literal reddit meme. please go back.

Americuck servers lel

Mocky this has to stop.

The only thing DoN is raiding is redridge and maybe their mom's underwear drawers.

It's never going to stop now.
Even if northcraft dies its just going to be "BASED ares breh better sell ur account xd". With AQ so far away I fear we will never escape the cycle

what expac should a newfag play? Vanilla?

lol ok kiddo enjoy BWL for the next year and a half :^))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

enough with the tranny shitposting subterfuge. can someone answer me about the raid times please

atleast i got her nudes

Mocky..

There are none you dumb fuck, DoN is a leveling guide. There's literally only 6-7 60s in the guild.

Step 1: Do something very personal with a very close friend

Step 2:

But Melori rejected my advances, I even offered her my raid spot. That bitch..

the servers been out for like a year why the fuck would they advertise such shit when the allies have been raiding forever

because some people dont want to play on the homo tranny nigger cuck faction

I'm sure they have plans to raid someday, but for now it's a leveling guild so it doesn't have raiding times. Or you could just join a normie chink guild at 60.

tfw melori is in my bed right now

Dindus are mentally ill. They spend their entire play time killing lowbies and shitposting. They literally will never raid, history has taught us that much.

Hello ___(you)!

>some people don't want to be humans
well i've got some bad news for you friends...

>alinsky tactics
im onto you nigger cuck

youtube.com/watch?v=lvkL2Tpfeac
>ywn live the normie life

hi..do you wanna be friends instead?

Bros there is this MoH girl i like but i don't know how to approach her.... what do i do bros...

I think she is autistic..... how do i play this?

Please help...

If this helps, she is a mage (a cute one too!)

help her level on BASED northcraft, where all the MoH brehs and brehettes are hopping too! Hope to see you there breh!

There are no girls in MoH. Melori maybe but the benchret is probably leaving anyway. It's ok though, the cute mage you like is probably a really cute boy instead! If it's Manlett, he likes people that take control, so boss him around etc he loves it..

why do they call him handro?

He loves handing out handjobs to the top cultmembers. Handy Handjob Handro we call him

shoa her how you feel

...

>tfw fell for the northcraft hype

kys luthien you dumb dramawhoring tranny

why do they call him babymetal?

Because he acts like a baby. Isn't it pretty obvious?

can i tank SFK at 24?

Yes.

>femelf huntard
Nothing of value was lost

ten outta ten

i love you user

indisputable

o...ok. m..meet me in darkshire

Do you guys know why Praise split?

because the server is shit and dying lmoa

ALEX OUT WITH MORE QUALITY CONTENT

youtube.com/watch?v=f-6XHEpsE_4
youtube.com/watch?v=f-6XHEpsE_4
youtube.com/watch?v=f-6XHEpsE_4

>body builder
>blonde hair blue eyes
>deep voice
>good jaw
>has gf
>traveled the world
>and plays wow 16 hours a day

fucking chad

To all lurkers and summerfags that want to play, people that got tired of the constant MC farm, that ended up hating their class and want to start a new toon, please consider rolling in our horde guild.

With D.O.N being so new and few, you can roll whatever you want, none of us really know each other that well, we have a good amount of 60s and plenty of people leveling in every bracket, so we all are on the same ride, we will level and do dungeons together, especially helping each of you getting the proper gear for future raids, that goes without saying.
Isn't a big part of the vanilla experience to group with nobodies and become somebodies, friendships that start from lvl 1 and go to 60 and beyond and just having fun?

Whisper Handro, whisper anybody from the guild for an invite.

my god this is hard to watch

but before you consider joining DoN, look this over! is this who you want as your leaders?

Mocky this has to stop.

Officer drama.

>mandate shitposts the op for an entire month, leaving the guild out, adding a dead guild back in
>guild fights back once
>Finally thread is stabilizing
Damn...
damn
Well at least you guys got a new shitpost image right

''Guys should i start advertising my youtube channel here? Maybe it will get caught in one of the screenshots people take of our epic chat''

kek

you have to realize that you cannot pin the blame on a dead person.