Overwatch General - /owg/

>dropped out of Diamond
I knew it wouldn't last.

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>can't get out of gold
;_;

>people use "Don't stand next to walls" as an argument for doomfist rocket punch

let me just get sniped then

Mercy is probably the most dicksucked character in the OW world considering she's some teen genius doctor.

WHY CAN'T YOU FUCKS JUST FIX THE GOD DAMN OP

Making a joke hero viable is literally not the definition of power-creeping.

>teen genius doctor.

The owl, the eagle, and the hawk.

I didnt make it, but I've been with /owg/ since the very beginning and I've never ever clicked on a link in the OP.

So literally who cares

Cant wait to troll pick negrofist instead of hanzo.

Best boy, best girl, best friends

Is it me or do Mercy main say "hi" a lot? And I don't mean in the spawn, but all throughout the game?

Yes, he will be useless post-nerf. A brilliant idea user!

Dead Roadhog served for dinner?

>patch notes
>the dev tracker

Things that everyone in this general uses.

>I'm a retarded pile of shit that's a determent to the general
>I just come to shit post and ooga booga post
>I don't use the links that means no one else does

You need to be shot and maimed.

>ana
>not a shrike

you and whoever drew this should hang yourselves.

I feel bad for Winston.

He will never have a gf because he'll probably feel too superior for female gorillas that cant speak, but no human will ever want him either.

I think you just need to calm down and stop taking this so serious. What are you, a nerd or something?
Kill yourself

Too tiny

There are a lot of sick fuck women out there who would want to bang a gorilla. The problem is gorillas also have micropenis. And only live like 40 years, and Winston is already 30.

What a shame.

>nerfing useless shit hero

Isaac Newton died a virgin. Perhaps that's the fate for our scientist gorilla friend as well

he doesn't need anyone aside from tracey.

What are you? Gay?

4 times it's been posted, you need to get it through your thick skull

They say it outside of spawn if you corner them as a way to get you to drop your guard so they can run away or kill you. I've met a few who tried it then pulled the pistol on me. I just say "hi" to their dead bodies and tell them that they're not the Mercy on my team.

Will bikini Mercy be better than The Witch?

>Hey, uhh, Tracer, feel like coming over and maybe make some improvements to that Chronal Accelerator? Maybe we can watch a movie or something afterwards!
>Sorry, luv! I've got plans with my girlfriend today! Maybe next time!

This is his fate.

True dat

clearly Tracer needs to track down one of the female experiments from Horizon and hook a brother up

And nobody apart from you seems to care.

You mean Badminton Mercy, right I swear to god you faggots who overhype somethiing which is obviously not happening then shitpost when it doesn't come true need to kill yourselves.

>He kept a count

Oh wow, you have autism!

Maybe. We'll never know because there is no bikini skin.

Hits too close to home

pulling an emote when you're about to get fucked is old, but I was talking about mercy on the same team saying it to team mates

Are the Swiss any good at badminton? Like what is their national sport?

Just because of you I am gonna keep doing it to keep you mad

giv egyptian gf pls

Pretty much everyone uses the hello emote all the time.

hearthstone general is weird people actually defend blizzard there

They didn't want him. It's why Winston had to escape the moon.

>Justifying interspecies gorilla sex

She only dates blacks.

still can't believe they decided to add a shitty dps with a oneshot ability instead of a new support

>implying tracer wouldn't compromise and bring emily to watch something all together

She is a hero and a good person and everything would be fine.

Cuck pls go.

I was once the last person alive as Dva, out of my mech and just started waving in front of the enemy.
They stopped shooting me and just started to do emotes and stuff. Then my team came and I got executed by a Reaper.

This is the only porn image of Emily.
What a mistake.

feels

That, I don't know. The few times I've seen Mercys say "hello" was when they were falling off a cliff and teammates weren't paying attention to them when they're near a cliff.

>implying she wouldnt rather just eat emily's ass instead

It's a lot to eat

uuuu

>too good for gorillas
>too bad for humans
i think we have an in between

Sorry it hurts you to hear, bro. She just doesn't enjoy the weak Caucasian when she can be bred by a strong bull.

>implying they would do that anyways after Winston falls asleep

>not using "hi" as bm
you scum

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the sad irony of Tracer is that while she is a great pilot, she's also a terrible wingman

She can still do that after they get home m8. She's got all the time in the world.

>Allahu akbar. Allahu Akbar...! ALLAHU AKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

>don't play mercy
>almost fall out of masters

>start playing mercy
>already 3800 SR

explain THIS blizzard

You post this webm in literally every thread. We've all seen it already dude

because every pic in these threads is oc amirite? also I'm lazy and dont like making webms.

/gW0qQdQwy//9JKDxRWlAlQ==/
/QsEfAk0u8XMWWeZstVQX+g==/

Get a trip so I can filter you even more

What a hero.

But what if Emily likes hanging around Winston as much as Lena does?

Then dont post them

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kys

Egyptian girls hate blacks idiot

She's been passed around the Helix Security barracks so much it's just a warm hole anymore, barely any sensation left.

>when you realize there'd be girls freaky enough to try and get laid with the gorilla

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But why? He's an awkward middle-aged gorilla.

Fareeha is pure, you are confusing her with her slut mother.

[citation needed]

pharah has as much personality as a brick wall

He still has his charms

Pharah obviously has mother issues, making her an even bigger slut.

Pharah's body makes my dick as hard as her personality then.

After Hog I'm honestly terrified Blizz is going to ruin him. He's difficult but at least you can get something going if you've got skill/positioning.
But if Blizz listens to all the dipshits calling for gis head, we're boned.
>we've upped rocketpunch cooldown to 10 seconds in response to fan feedback
>also wall-hits don't grant extra damage
>don't worry we added an extra charge to his primary fire and gave him 50 more HP!

I can see it all so clearly

The novelty factor makes it a highlight of her otherwise pretty boring life

you've never seen her body under her armor
she could be morbidly obese for all you know

She heard the rumors about her mom, so did the boys in the squad. They wanted to see if she was just as slutty as Ana, she proved she was even sluttier, she took them all on at once.

What did Michael Chu mean by this?