/meg/ - Mass Effect General

It's Arterius' all the way down, user.

MEA is actually a pretty decent game. Don't fall for the memes.
Multiplayer is fun, if a bit samey.

let's continue this, friends.

Roll

Absolutely.

Ah fuck you kraut bastard

fucking legendary.

Those of you who oppose the right of transgenders to serve in the military.... go to hell

>Tfw Ashley kills her self after the surgery because she regrets chopping her dick off and replacing it with a open wound
Also she stuffs heat sinks up her 'vagina' for 2 hours a day for dilatation

twitter.com/DiscoBabaloo/status/893148211451383808
IT'S ALIVE

Fucking hell.

Back to their rightful daddies at Edmonton. I want talonjobs.

twitch tv/bioware
BT stream NOW.

with "Yep" he only meant the first part of the tweet. "Can I also ask some question?" - "Yep"

It is now, but nowhere near as good as the previous installments.

It also helps that now it's gotten a metric shitton of fixes so no one stares at you with those fish eyes.

But yeah it's dead in the water. EA scrapped the team that was supposed to make DLC for it since it didn't do as well as they wanted.

>Charge, Annihilation, Flak Cannon, detonating melee

>new gun is a UR

huggemon heer Y R BT so hendsum hao cn week hughemon men compeate?

I came. BT glove for SP when

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>Shorty is ultra rare
Not in /meg/

foamed toes?

finally chance to post some BTs

Only good bat is a dead bat

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no, onlee good BT is liviing BT

So both bts are males? Thank god.

rawls

>tfw on a beach.
>Sunny, warm, glistening white beaches all the way to the horizon.
>Relaxing on a blanket while qt femturette gf is off buying ice-cream.
>the beach is so large and the planet is so remote that there are few people in sight.
>start dozing off to the sound of singing trees and the waves lapping at the shore.
>Suddenly hear sand shifting behind you. Raise head expecting to see the weird alien grin of your girlfriend.
>Instead there's a trio of very big very angry turians with a black bag.
>There's a scuffle, but the few beachgoers that are nearby don't dare to help, frightened by the slender warhammers the turians carry.

>A few hours pass, you're put on a boat. You're convinced you're gonna die. They tossed your omnitool into the water the third time your girlfriend called.
>Now they're speaking to a news agency. They're making demands to the alliance and the hierarchy alike.
>These guys are bonkers.
>Doesn't take long till a dozen or so fliers of all kinds are flitting around by the boat. News, police, an alliance patrol. The sound of all the thrusters is deafening.
>The black bag is removed from your head.
>You see the turians wearing elaborate lifevests on top of very culty robes.
>They call you a corrupter and a devil and say they'll kill you if the authorities don't listen to their demands.

>Unfortunately they don't listen. There are several shuttles with snipers inside flying around, but the turians use you as a shield and start singing hymns together. A tense standoff ensues.
>You're terrified, convinced they're gonna slit your throat or bash your head in with one of those ceremonial warhammers.
>finally the leader of the group has had enough and forces you upright.
>He starts a long spiel, talking about his group and their glorious work, apparently using an omnitool to transmit his speech to the news.
>The other two turians undo your restraints and force you up onto the side of the boat. They're smiling as they throw you in.
>The water is just as warm and lovely as before, even though you're forced into it.
>You dive and clumsily swim away toward the beach.
>When you surface you're not that far from the boat. The trio of turians are staring at you, mouth agape.
>They start cursing. Blaming eachother.
>Apparently they didn't know humans can float, or swim.
>One of them throws his big hammer at you, but it falls short and now he's without a weapon.
>They scream at you to come back.
>High on relief and adrenaline you laugh at the impotent turians all the way back to the beach. a friendlier group of turians pick you up in their boat and take you to shore where a sizable media-presence is waiting.
>Your hug with your girlfriend goes viral.
>Neither her or your parents knew about your relationship.
>Shit.

Jesus christ you brilliant bastard.

I was gonna say just jump off the boat I mean most humans can float with out their hands

>new BT wears a scarf

Handsome.

Not even mad

>ywn walk through the presiding with your qt scarf wearing batarian bf

Rolling for obvious qt.

twitter.com/DiscoBabaloo/status/893169954769444868
Nice try

>@discobabaloo Hey Fernando! I know you can't say much, but is there any info about new single player content for Andromeda? We're worried
>Fernando Melo @discobabaloo
>sorry, when we can talk about it we will

Really one of the only good things in Andromeda. In a sea of dead-eyed mannequins, retarded krogans, and not-as-scary-as-Reapers bad guys, she's my reason to keep going.

Never got to see her naked though.

>mannequins
that'd imply every female looking good
>Never got to see her naked though.
thank fuck
also:
>she's my reason to keep going.
hahahaha

>that'd imply every female looking good
No, that's imply creepy looking plastic humanoids that are trying hard to convince you they are human when they clearly are not.

>thank fuck
After seeing Peebee naked, you'll be begging for nude Turian.

>ywn give an alien race a debilitating illness just by speaking near them

>EVER wanting to see a femtur naked
I can't say "no" hard enough to that

You're disgusting.

No, you're the disgusting one

This is EDI. She is cute and I want to hug her.

Reminder, that you´ll never take your femtur gf to a historically accurate reenactment of great roman battles at the roman museum that has all those nice exhibitions about roman culture and daily living

I love Ash. I understands things.

That is all

>Not wanting exotic aliens
No U

The best one.

What's the most USEFUL power in the OT/MEA?
As in not necessarily flashy or powerful, but one you can't do without.

bsn.boards.net/thread/12629/speculation-went-supernova-quarians-saved
Are they literally insane?

How's Andromeda multiplayer ? Had some fun in ME3 fighting hordes off with some buddies with classes and builds.

Not as satisfying because there're only like 1 unique skill and everyone just uses the same ones Ryder has access to in different sets as opposed to ME3MO where there's were completely unique classes like the N7s

It's fun. Some classes feels a bit samey but there are some that are pretty unique.
Only 7 waves means faster games, and it's counteracted by the fact that the AI is way more aggressive and relentless. They will try to flank you and harass you.
It's faster paced than ME3 one.

Overload/Energy Drain. By far.

imgur.com/a/63E0h

Every waifu should get BKC'd at some point.

>try to be not too jealous

Do femturs like getting scratched behind the mandibles?

Kill yourself

have to agree

do female drells like their frills scratched

why is all the mass effect porn so shit

3d porn is hillariously shit

youtube.com/watch?v=LbF76Sswj-Q
best moment in any ME ever

this
youtube.com/watch?v=LUzjJDjkik4

The biggest "oh god what have I done" I've ever had

WRONG!
youtu.be/rhWzPK4B6ls?t=2m44s

The best feeling in the world

>moment
>27 minutes
Was.

>?t=2m44s

roll on!

Shepard fixing the Wrex problem

Uh. Meh.

Everyone and everything like scratches

Rolling

You will NOT bamboozle me again, chink

best trap I ever set

>not saving Kaidan on Virmire
At least you did the galaxy a justice and eliminated that tranny

Always remember to check for crafty chinamen

Posting real one

Eek

roll

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QUICK!!!
name them from left to right!!!!!!!!

Quariam babies must be a nightmare

yeah, just kill them all off and be done with it.

Rolling

That's actually pretty creative.

how would one name a female drell