/ink/ - Splatoon 2 General

Reminder to always BULLY AND SPIT ON Pearl!

>japanese being good after losing to /ink/ in the invitational

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Reminder that you can report furfag posts for advertising if they have twitter handles on them. If they're obviously sexual/suggestive in nature, they can be reported for inappropriate content.
Give a "Fresh!" to everything except furfag posts if you want to push furshit lower in the viewing priority queue so less people see their autism.
When furfags come into the thread and try and shitpost, you can report them for shitposting. Otherwise, ignore them.
If you want furfags to leave, you need to do your part.

Sex with Marie!

The hell does that hafta do with Ameri-oh wait you're an idiot, I forgot

I want to romance and go on a date with Callie, but only so I can inevitably betray her trust by knocking her out with drugs and dragging her off to a secluded area where I can rape her unconscious body and then abandon her, leaving her alone, confused, hurt and full of my semen!

Why is the nigger such an asshole to little gremlin?
Pearl never punts o says anything about Marina, yet she always shits on her.

These girls are on the opposing team, what would you do?

only the amerishit version had "C'mon" you retard

those squids are so unfresh my eyes are bleeding

How are you gonna fill her up with semen though?

Krak-On, Skalop, and Forge.

Takoroka

LOLcalization.

This is about splatoon 2 buddy, keep up.

who /ketchup/ here?

>moving the goal post
the original poster said "as you have done with "C'mon" in Splatoon 1 yet, /ink/?"
So it is about both, guy, keep up.

Is not retard. Is special helmet.

So I just rolled a 3x bomb defense up pair of shoes. What does bomb defense do and is it worth keeping?

It's shitty for sure but I don't fault NoA for doing it. You'd have to be a fool to think the western fanbase doesn't enjoy "LOL PEARL GOT OWNED" bullshit more than they probably would have Marina being shy and meek, they're just pandering to the different audience.

Chargerfags: What charger do you main?

It's the windowlicker signifier

Boy I sure am glad you guys aren't relevant enough that I'd even know what shitty variant of C'mon! you guys had

But interesting fact, thanks for the info, friendo

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We had "Nice!"

none because I haven't gotten the kelp scope yet. hope it has a good sub and splashdown

The black Yeezys in the splatnet shop look promising

>Salmon Run bonus progress resets each day
Fucking why? I mean I sort of get it, but the game mode is only up for barely twelve hours a day and the grind is slow unless your team is perfect.
Do they expect me to fucking dedicate an entire day on Salmon Run to get to the meaty stuff?

Make sure she is knocked up afterwards!

Mini Splatling :^)

>salmon run
>wave 1 is high tide, night/fog
>wave 2 and 3 are night
>you're the charger

rapid blaster

great
now the kiddies will run around with the tri-slosher

wait that wasn't the c'mon variant i think
fuck i don't even remember anymore

>has a "special charge up bonus" drink active
Was that intentional?

>aerospray
>facemask
>squigger
Poetic

US splatoon 1 had C'mon and Nice
EU splatoon 1 had To me and Nice

>His squid is too wimpy to be in a Gang

There's so many flaws in the system it's crazy retarded. What the fuck were they thinking with even a third of this.

fuck, I meant that US had C'mon and Booyah.

splatoon 2 basically took the best from both worlds

I booyah sarcastically when im admonisihing them
But I do spam This Way when I want to try amd get thwir attention

Salmon Run shifts nowadays are 24 hours long instead of 12.

I'm having a hard time dropping the basic Charger. I don't care for the scope and the maps aren't open enough/I'm not as great at making every shot count to do well with the E-Liter

Haven't really tried the Firefin Charger but I'm actually getting to the point that I know when and how to use the Sting-Ray such that I can usually get a splat with it

It's up for 24 hours.

When?

I don't have any way to express rage anymore. I just pace back and forth like an overstimulated puppy

>haven't seen a single umbrella in my grind to level 10
>think it'll blow some kiddies mind to see am umbrella shield pop up in turf war
>Hero Umbrella doesn't unlock on Sheldon's store once you clear every level with it
>mfw
I spent like 2 hours replaying levels

umbrella isn't in multiplayer yet

US had booyah

Splatoon 2 draft script

2 hours grinding or 1 minute googling, the retard knew which choice he'd take

Did this literally change this week?

>aero and dual squelch
Holy shit how is tumblr such turbo cancer

it used to be 24/12/24 iirc

It's tumblr, they probably don't even play ranked

That's a dude, my dude

Reminder that those are the smallfry you let live

>splatoon 2 basically took the best from both worlds
>best from both worlds
>doesn't change "c'mon" to "c'mere"
Nope.

>griller wave 1

Dude the charger levels are fucking bullshit with the umbrella.

Nah, it used to be just 12 at somewhat random intervals each day. They switched it to 24 hours every other day starting on the 28th.

>night
>fog
>4 flyfish
shit

Why does nobody on Tumblr watermark their work?

Dualie Squelch is GOAT

anybody wanna play Salmon Run?
or are there any other groups playing?

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jump toward the grapplink, then shoot it
much faster than bombs.

if you're trying to hit a fan for the moving platform use an autobomb, they don't roll when they hit the ground.

let me into your discord Inkurious

I think this may be my favorite woomy besides the Misato one, which could be cleaned up a bit

cool blog

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Wow! Didn't know the Discord was so cool, looks like I'm gonna join in!

Loli vs furry splatfest when?

I'd join furry just to throw matches

Reminder Belka did nothing wrong

I'd fight for loli even though I like marina more.

What's the best hat with an Ink Saver main? The only ones I have is the shitty mask and the china straw hat.

Tactical nukes were justified, but I wish they had been dropped on Osea instead. It'd be like Germany nuking Austria instead of land that wasn't even German like France or Poland

I think one of the headphones have Ink Saver main

>he doesn't use the blaster

:^)

(^:

Nobody cares.

Wow amazing, nobody cares

Any other decent looking hats with Ink Saver? I got sick of the headphones in the first Splatoon. I wonder if the Jungle Fedora will come back.

fag

t.im

grillers are so fucking hard

>"Man I wish I was that guy!"
>"Haha, I'mma show that fish oo's boss!"

Didn't you already post this here

Jealous?