PLAYER UNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS /pubg/

Latest patch just broke the game, come back in 6 months or spend 20 bucks on ram, subhuman

Stalber. Nobody goes there if the plane doesn't cross it. Plenty of loot, a super high vantage point, and usually a vehicle.

But I don't know how to upgrade!

Your computer is broken, nigga
Game + browser + windows is not even 3 for me

>unscrew case
>locate motherboard
>acquire RAM sticks
>jam RAM sticks in RAM slot
>close case

>cases made in the past 10 years
>screws

Except its more complicated than that

He has to know which RAM to buy, does he have free slots, etc

WEW, SO COMPLICATED, ITS LIKE YOU CAN'T KNOW THAT WITH 15 SECONDS OF GOOGLE EVEN IF YOU ARE BRAINDEAD

Can't believe DrDisrespect is a 3pp babby

>what is a leak

Should be hard to stream with sunglasses a fucking wig and that fake mustache

>watching drdisrespect at all

wew lad

>export all the bugs from the 'test' server to main client

simply epic?

I think he grew a real one over time

>doc is a shitter
On other news, grass is green, sky is blue

This motherfucker is massive

Yeah, how else are they secured? Fucking latches?

Well, he is better player than you will ever be he is married to a fucking asian model half his age and he make millions shitting on video games

Why is every millionaire streamer married to a fucking chink?

Well i killed doc in one of my games so that makes me better than him then, huh? :^)

Most people commenting here are probably shitters

3pp will ALWAYS be the most popular and most competitive game mode. 1pp is too clunky and awkward

>when the game decides to give you a kill for trying

Reminder that if you get killed by a streamer to report them. Having thousands of people telling them when they missed loot and pointing out players they missed is cheating.

I, and it seems the devs too, disagree.

I thought I was 100% dead when I saw him coming with a shotgun

Pro Tip: Lower your fucking resolution so you can have better quality webms without all the vomit inducing artifacting.
A higher quality 720p or even 480p webm will look a million times better than the shit you just posted.

>First FPP game
>only manage to get an S12K and 10 shells
>running to first circle
>just past a hill see someone ahead of me running in the same direction
>he has absolutely no clue I'm here
>spend a whole minute and a half running behind this guy with my weapon stashed to catch up to him
>as I get closer I see he's fully armored up
>if I shoot now he'll just turn around and gib me
>gotta get closer I says
>red zone spawns smack on top of us
>it's too late. gotta get closer
>explosions on all sides
>I can smell the sweat wafting from his butthole
>omae wa mou shindeiru
>pull out my gun and take aim
>You have died to the Red Zone
>the explosions stop immediately afterwards
>watch him scurry off as if nothing happened
I was in equal parts devastation and hysterics

Recently dropped on gatka tower a few times, never saw anyone else, and more often than not high tier loot.

how to do it using the webm for retards program? do i need to save the clip in a lower resolution or can i do it using the program? i just select the video and then press 3 on the size. using shadowplay to save the clip by the way.

Do it using the program. The resize option.

Do you even miss loot?
They only miss them because they're reading donations

Theres a 'Resize' option on the beginning screen at the top, along with the other useful ones like 'Trim' and similar..

is this OK now, senpai?

Much much better.
Well done.
I'm proud of you, son.

>Why is every millionaire streamer married to a fucking chink?
gook*
also because asians are more likely to be attracted to those making their living off of video games than other women
also quite a lot of popular streamers are weebs, naturally meaning they prefer asians

>friends buys the game
>first ever match, he has little shooter experience
>in appartments, he found an akm
>spot someone ~250m out
>before I can tell him to not draw attention to us, he takes a single shot
>fucking headshots the guy, his buddy apparently was already dead
>with iron sights
>mfw
>he figures out ADS 3 matches later so that kill was 3pp aim

thank you for showing me the way. never would see those options there.

enjoy this masterpiece

Beginner's luck.

>mfw running around with only a pan being chased by fully kitted kunts

so how is the new gun so far?
have anyone tried it yet?

It's an SKS with way less recoil and higher damage, and a full auto mode that absolutely melts in cqc. It's amazing and also sounds cool as fuck.

Well, at least they got sum pussy, notch is a BILLIONAIRE and not even whores want him

>4GB RAM

hello granpa

>buy bp crates and 4 key
>open first crate

this game is TOO EASY

How much do these Gamescom invitational crates sell for?

I dont give a fuck about loot

mfw the laptop I use for train journeys has 16gb of ram
upgrade your potato

>drop
>1st floor of 1st building

>having fun in the game and sharing it with other people

Are you literally too fucking lazy to look in your inventory or the market?
A dollar.

Man, reddit community is fucking hilarious.
>When crates announced
Reee this game sucks liar liar shit game game doomed fuck this game
>Crates come out and they realise they can sell them despite being told this initially
wow this is actually cool they sell for money i'm going to make more money off this game than i paid hehe lmao we have the best devs dont we fellow cucks?

fpp, 3pp - i know what they are but what does the second p stand for?

really makes you think huh

Honestly, I love the VSS. I actually find it's acceptable to use a few shots for rangefinding, since I'm too dumb to use the scope properly to account for elevation and shit. Since it's dead quiet and ammo is plentiful I don't feel too bad just randomly taking potshots at people. Also lets you be a fucking ghost with a ghillie suit in the final circles.

Payup.

*teleports behind you*

I don't know why I'm surprised that reddit's fucking retarded, but I am. The devs literally talked about people selling crates, how can you not realize that means you can fucking sell crates?

>health bar getting smashed
>do nothing

Can I get a /quickrundown/ over the changes of the last week? Been out of the loop since Sunday

lmao wut. Holy fuck vehicle physics are fucking awful.

>paid useless crates added
>perfomance and game fucked up
>you can get banned for anything now

Thats it

step up

>you can pay $.50 to have a crate drop at your location
Do you do it?

>Literal marker on you
>Even if you survive, the gear might be shit
>Even if the gear is good, you might get sniped from some place you missed
No, that seems like a terrible deal.

...

>stuck in fence for no reason
>loud crashing noises and sparks
>trying to figure out why I stopped dead
>couldn't back out either
last thing i was focused on was my health bar

PSA: IF YOUR GAME LOOKS LIKE THIS YOU NEED MORE RAM.

8GB AIN'T ENOUGH. TRY -lowresources LAUNCH COMMAND, RAMLET

What's the current consensus on Reshade? I've found it makes the game so much nicer to look at and finding enemies is way easier.

Also, this getup is OK!

>>trying to figure out why I stopped dead
Couldn't be the fucking fence you drove in. Just how stupid are you?

gay as fuck to be honest.

You hit the fence first with the little part sticking out of the roof, then you got stuck

Holy fuck the game is unplayable right now. My bullets are practically warping through people while I'm still getting shot after being behind cover for 2 seconds or so.

...

PLEASE.

Wait so how do I do first person only

Oh. It's only on the NA and EU servers. How excellent.

pretty dumb desu
but I got stuck in the sense that I couldn't move out either way

>hear loud noises and sparks
>just smashed into a wall
>car health bar is hammered
Fault

literally the sunken town

Bloodborne II?

Bought 2 keys, white tracksuit pants, yellow tracksuit vest. Meh.

...

NETWORK LAG DETECTED

Better get used to the lag because it's going to take weeks to fix it.

pubg is the new pokemon go

anyone else going into first person duos and their teammate not showing up for them?

Yeah, known bug

so
sell the gamescom crates now or wait until event is over?

my teammate just got killed and my game ended even though i didn't die. this is bugged as fuck

I think they may have made the rare crate items a bit TOO rare.

just buy more crates my bro :^)

Sure thing! I'll go purchase a dozen on the market right now!

There are still zero (0) of the pleated skirts on the market. The THREE purple skirts start at $400 US. That's just ridiculous.