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> News
- The first Switch My Nintendo rewards are Splatoon 2 equipment (Japan exclusive so far) - New update patching exploit and tweaking special costs: en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/p/897
- The next NA/EU Splatfest is Mayo vs Ketchup has been announced. Join a team and scrub your Tees for 2000 coins each.
- New Splatfest-exclusive stage "Mystery Zone" announced!
- Salmon Run has updated with new gear and rewards past 1200 points.

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- pastebin.com/h04p6aqy
> FAQ
- pastebin.com/1wPYkZc9

> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- imgur.com/a/eV8p0
>S2 New weapon stats
-imgur.com/a/NFzgv

>S2 Headgear
-imgur.com/a/9w8lx
>S2 Shirts
-imgur.com/a/gUexS
>S2 Shoes
-imgur.com/a/Cq7La
>Big S2 Gearlist
-leanny.github.io/splat2/

> Resources
- pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL (embed)

> Wiki
- splatoonwiki.org/

> User Stats
- splatoon.nintendo.net/

> if you want to add your friend code before splatoon goes out use this:
- docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> list of FC:
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

Other urls found in this thread:

octo.im/2017/07/31/splatoon-2-online-multiplayer-analysis/
m.imgur.com/a/v1Ulm
pvplive.net/c/splatoon-2-shakes-up-gear-ability-mechanics
twitter.com/AnonBabble

You are training for the splatfest, right?

>tfw crucial battles only occur when 3 cracks and a slimmer away
Have you ever been deranked before, /ink/? How many times and from what ranks?

Inklings are food

Stay fresh, team mayo
I'm going to fuck up team ketchup when I get off tommorow

Reminder to bully the woomy

I want to slap Callie with my cock until she starts crying!

octo.im/2017/07/31/splatoon-2-online-multiplayer-analysis/
Splatoon 2 confirmed to have a tick rate of just 16hz. How important is this in regards to the imminent shitposting that will occur because of this?

>squid sister catchphrase now tainted by furries

These fagbags have crossed the line now.

Where
is
Tower
Control
?

m.imgur.com/a/v1Ulm

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>team mayo

So is that the real Callie and not just an amiibo hologram? Why else would the amiibo not work until after Octo Canyon shenanigans?

has anyone from here made it to the top 30 to 10 on league battle either full squad or duo?

they'd approve of it
they are the real ones, I used the Marie one, and she doesn't appear near the grating when I have her in picture mode

In like an hour and 20 minutes you fuck

check your options menu or splatnet

>CONNECTION IS UNSTABLE
I hate living in the middle of nowhere PA. Thanks Frontier

Yes

I want to be Marie's fuckslave!

Pearl has a lot of hidden potential; we just never get to see her act out because she's always held back by script. She and Marina don't get to shine in their own single player campaign yet, while Callie and Marie receive a triple dose of the spotlight. Really the only times we get to see Off The Hook is when they're in front of a teleprompter, so we never get to know them.

yeah me and some friend just reached first place a couple of times on 4 man squads

so i have the splatoon 1 amiibo's and they only gave me one piece of gear. how do i get the other 2?

PSA FOR ALL FURSHITTIERS

>you will never taste her sweet purple ink and feel it run down your chin while you eat her pussy like a starving and dehydrated nigger eating a watermelon

Callie finally gets to do casual dating with strangers like she always wanted!

level up

Save your gear on it and then talk to the amiibo again.

Keep playing matches. Level doesn't matter, just how many matches you played since first scan.

How would Callie react if I called her "my sweet watermelon" as a pet name?

>they are the real ones, I used the Marie one, and she doesn't appear near the grating when I have her in picture mode
Then how do they explain them appearing in the amiibo box in Splatoon 1? Do they just vanish from their studio just to sing to some neet squidfag with a toy?

>Any squidkids want to hitch a ride?
>Stop hitting on our audience, Callie
you have a screencap of the exchange with this?

I don't think they'd even know what watermelons are.

I'm pretty sure we already knew this from a way back.
It's pretty shit, but at least it doesn't have this tickrate while also attempting as hard as it can to push itself as a competitive game (cough cough overwatch cough)

Man we get it

>lag compensation
The greatest cancer to come from Valve.

No, I'm committed to deranking.
I did find this cool anti greifing program in rainmaker though. If you retreat with the rainmaker, you get a 'Don't Retreat' prompt, and if you continue to retreat, the rainmaker self destructs. killing you, and resets back to the center of the map.

Already deranked from A- to B+. 18 more thrown games to go.

Japs love their watermelon
I refuse to believe not-Tokyo has no watermelons

>get thrown into single player salmon run for some fucking reason
>high tide
>get my shit kicked in wave 1 obvisouly
>still lose 20 points of rank
Why

>yfw Pearl admits on fucking air that Marina isn't her Best Friend

Isn't Inkopolis Square supposed to be based on Times Square?

I'm going to savor kicking your shit in tommorow night

Who would be best friends with an octoling

>GUYS MARINA'S TOTALLY A BULLY

Is anyone else sad that Callie is a dirty octowhore now with a filthy tattoo

:'(

wtf i hate pearl now

pvplive.net/c/splatoon-2-shakes-up-gear-ability-mechanics

Thoughts?

You see what you type, does it register in your fucking head how fucking retarded and edgy it sounds?
My six year old nephew speaks like that. And he is actually mentally challenged.

Save your gear to the amiibo then talk to it again. If there's a level limit, then I don't know as I was apparently past it, but saving an outfit and then talking to him again worked for me 3 times out of 3

what did she mean by this

Marina did the same thing.

Yoh, I'm down with Flow and the Player doing the dirty.

why do all the boys in this game look like flaming faggots?

Rainmaker on Port Mackerel is such cancer lol

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>you will never cuttle with the funky flow

Fuck you, dickweasel

She isn't, the tattoo magically vanished when her brainwashing wore off. As did the rest of her outfit when she instantly changed back into her normal clothing.

That’s not an actual thing.

Because thats who plays this game

Your timer holding the Rainmaker will decrease twice as fast while it says you're retreating, or if you venture into one of the Rainmaker-free zones.

An old tactic I remember for a losing team near getting KO'd was to grab the Rainmaker and jump into water, resetting it to the center.

Is it just me or is Salmon Run a shitshow today?
Loss after loss after loss.
It's really not that difficult, it just requires teamwork and competence at killing the boss salmonoids.

This is why the Squid Sisters are much better.

Didn't these have object shredder on Splatnet at one point? Is it worth it over ink resistance?

>Sad
Hell no I'm not.

I just realized what that shadow in front of her face is.

Yo user that's super cute.

I want to be friends with Off the Hook!

>no fanart of pearl and marina in different ink colors

Yeah, I think I've won 2 out of like 10.

Thanks a lot Treehouse.

But she has such a beautiful friendship with Octavio!

>Enemy team has two N-ZAPs
>Ink Armor every 25 seconds

Utter cancer

HNNNNNNNNNNG

The splatfest art of them using condiments seems to be that. Harder to tell with Pearl but Marina’s tips are red.

>report for hateful/bullying
too easy

What weapon

Goddamn, people

git gud

I use the Nzap and sloshers, and recently I'm finding myself often losing fights, even when I'm ambushing the enemy, because I'm failing to aim properly. Besides practice, what can I do to improve my aim?

I want to be friends with benefits with Marina!

it's up to you. Generally in-your-face style weapons benefit more from ink resistance.

is that octavio?

Why does NoA insist on using terms from the site known as the internet hate machine?

Who drew this? Idlecum?

Friendly reminder to report all furry posts ingame. Furfags are bitching about getting punished, and it's been confirmed that the report system is automated. If enough people report, they'll get taken down. Together we can purify our world of this filth.

And if you don't report furry posts, you go to hell before you die.

>People who stand in front of my splatling when I'm trying to pop the shield with their tiny peashooter and then they get the pop

LOOK AROUND YOU YOU RETARDS

Lower your motion sensitivity to keep your aim steady. I can't say how many times I've lost a fight due to missing the shot because of my controls.

how exactly do you get penalized for being reported?

Wow, right on the nose.

Splatfest happens tonight?

Am I fresh enough to be drawn?

I don’t want to have sex with any character from Splatoon!

>Using Vidya as your nickname

Feels good to a crusader against this degeneracy

Phew, I'm glad I'm not the only one.

In 27 hours. Runs for 24 hours.

Fuck grillers

You’re wearing my favorite shirt at least. Wish it came in other colors though.

*on high tide

I figured. The nose threw me off, usually he draws weird piggy noses.

I liked them better when they weren't cunts to each other.