/ink/ - Splatoon General

>ink dabber
>basically a hammer but the head is a sponge
>you can push it around like a brush
>tapping r2 makes you hit the ground in front of you
>little range but makes a big splat area in the shape of a cone in front of you

Big hammers are the best.

I don't want her to

It's not a crutch, but it's one of, if not the best weapon in the game, and could use a nerf or have other weapons get a buff.

Too bad

so we have furries and scalies, what would aquatic fetishists be called? fishies?

Is there a Marie version of this? The gif I mean. Not the rape.

Wrong, Marie is the one who likes hot dogs

I want Marie to shove her strap-on so far up my ass that I nearly prolapse from it!

It's not necessarily a crutch, but it's basically the closest a weapon is to flawless
Pretty much if you use motion controls well it's one of your best options

Finnies?

>not prolapsing
what are you, a pussy?

who /special/ here?

/ink/ is whiny babies who want excuses for losing

t. Splatling main

>tfw you really suck at Salmon Run but it's the best way to make money

anyone have the version of this with marie?
splatsonas

Fountain Pen weapon when?
I can't believe they didn't do one back in Splatoon 1, it's like the most obvious thing they could have done.

>tfw the guy with the charger cant aim well or fast enough to hit the steelheads or the steel eels

what is the flingza roller?

Oh shit, I completely forgot about it.
Really says a lot about it though.

how about a fucking stamper

>works like dualies except the dash itself is the weapon
fund it

Which players do you guys watch, if any?

>tfw you're going to get carried to S and then completely BTFO by people that know what they're doing

What should I report furry drawings under?
Inappropriate/Harmful?

does vinny count

>Salmon Run Wave 3 High Tide
>Barely holding it together
>Slowly spawning more bosses faster than we're killing them
>Meet quota, all of us standing near basket
>Just fucking survive now
>Steelheads closing in on our safe spot
>Flyfish and Sniper firing at us
>"Screw my country! I wanna live!"
>Jump off the platform and start running down the grate
>Reach the end of the road with ~6 seconds left
>Look back
>5 seconds
>Teammates all dead
>4 seconds
>Flyfish shooting missiles at me
>3 seconds
>Dodge first missile
>2 seconds
>Second hits near me, close to death
>1 second
>"I'm Kent Mansley and I work for the government!"
>VICTO-Boom!
>4 victorious life rafts flying back to the ship

it's okay machi
i'll always gladly carry you

discord.gg/ajDCNJw

Yes, unless blatantly sexual

I want fanfics/fanart of Marie and female Agent 4

Vinny streams Splatoon? Imma have to watch that.

>tfw you fell for the motion control meme and now stick controls feel unnatural

Fuck you faggots. I used to score at the top with 15+ splats average every game before I bought into this stupid motion shit.

He did the first game as well, and was competent. How does Veeky Forums like Vinesauce?
I want fanfics personally

This

How do you farm chunks?

>teammates don't want to carry the RM
>teammates don't want to make a path for the RM and instead stay behind at sniping perches with dualies and a blaster
>one of them eventually DCs

great game

If it has a twitter handle: Advertising
If it's suggestive: Sexual Harassment
All else: Inappropriate/Harmful

Take charge user

Let me guess. With a noskill bucket/roller?

Level up an item for 3 subs and scrub it. Rinse and repeat.

Splattershot Jr.

Sub human

I there any indicator for weapons that drip ink puddles at your feet as you shoot? I really like that quality in weapons.

Vinny and Mike are great, the rest aren't as fun.

Reminder to be careful about what shoe you pick. Some shoes increase your inklings height and thus their hurtbox

Yep. I was playing a different shooter on Xmeme and without motion controls I felt like a snail.

I like Joel the most honestly, but that's because we have similar tastes.

any salmon run lobbies up?

honestly, I can forgive a lot of things with salmon run
allowing steel eels during high tide?
having too many of one boss type spawning at once?
not allowing you to bring your own weapons?

whatever
but what i cant forgive is not being able to stay in a party of randoms like you can in turf war.
Like shit this isnt a ranked game mode let me stay with the team of randoms that didnt get absolutely bodied, fuck

Marisa is p good. I watch her along with Vinny Mike and Joel.

You both love skeletons?

>last 3 rainmaker games have ended in under a minute

Thanks, I finally understand how it works.

Use this one from now on

Post sassy princess squids!

the splatfest tee is the best for scrubbing but any tee to 3 then scrub will do it

No bully Not Chariot!

The problem that I'm guessing they wanted to avoid with that was the potential situation where all of the good randoms stay in lobbies with each other while all of the bad players get stuck losing over and over

I want to feed her millefeuille!

...

If you're trying to get 3 abilities on an item, use a drink for that ability and try for 2 rolls on that item. Then farm for 1st tier with the Splatfest tee and scrub that. This way you only spend 30 chunks instead of 60.

Motion controls will seriously fuck you up. I tried playing another console shooter and kept instinctively tilting my controller to aim.

_____________Yes.________________

that can't be true at all

Its true!

So what's the verdict on the Flingza roller? I kinda want to use it but don't really use rollers that often.

>mfw rolling around with the dualies and all these noobs can't hit me

It's really fucking bad. Don't use it.

Pretty gud

Really bad

Gal feels worse now.

My quest for deranking to C has been a lot more amusing than I thought it would be.

>The big thing is the matchmaking REALLY pushes you to have a W/L of 50/50 so if you bomb in one match, they put on you on a team that's stacked the next. I can and would sit around and do nothing and even 3 on 4, my team would either fight to a stalemate or just win by KO.
>And because of that, trying to derank through B rank is actually a chore amusingly enough because if you pass the OK line and break your meter, it's still filled up enough to where you only need to win 2-3 matches to get back to the OK line. So you have to have REALLY bad luck and REALLY suck to derank if you ever reach B.
>If you idle for like 30-45 seconds in a match, you will get disconnected and given a warning. I haven't been able to experiment with the exact amount of time because I'd be hit by a temp ban. But I'm sure someone already has done that.
So I just fuck around with super jumping trying to kill the enemy with super jump splashdowns where I then squidbag away back to friendly territory every time I successfully do it.
Also I've found I'm not total dead weight even if I wish to be, I manage to act like a mobile beacon since I don't get engaged in combat, but still close enough to where people jump to me.

Who'd have though deranking would take as much effort as ranking up?

it got me to S+
>outranged by a fucking bucket
what did it do to deserve this?

you are the scum of the earth

Post your stats with the Flingza please.

Killed jap children too quickly

Why?

>nigger squid

It all makes sense now

>Playing with friends on another console shooter
>Start up a match
>Instinctively try using gyro controls
>I look like a retard shaking my controller
>Friend asks me if there's something wrong with me
>N-nothing

Excuse me good sir, I take umbrage with that scurrilous accusation because I am not a furry. Ergo, that slanderous statement can not apply to me.

Thanks for the squib

>These are the people that fuck up your rank when you're one win away from S rank with 3 cracks
Really makes you think...

DS4s have gyro but no relevant games use it.

I have more respect for furries than smurfers

>dark ass squid

yep checks out

SOMEONE BETTER FUCKING PLAY SALMON RUN WITH ME RN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Just make a new account user

Shut up you pretentious twat.

>Hating Smurfs
Go back to bed Gargamel.

Jap fest is up